The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-12-26 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #6541
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by CASPER Tan and mangoes look like the kinda hoe to catch an uber for the promise of a teener and Buffalo Wild Wings.

   
   Shit nigga I would catch an Uber for a teener and B-Dubs.
2. 2018-12-26 at 7:33 AM UTC

   #6542
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by GGG RestStop will you be my sugar daddy

   
   I'll be your sound.
3. 2018-12-26 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #6543
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   The ocean beneath my arms
4. 2018-12-26 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #6544
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CASPER Casper all warm n wild off the PINOT. Don't test me lest they arrest me 4 my molest thee.
   
   
   Get. Raped. Faggots. I love u also happy keanzaa

   
   Pinot Niggoir
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   • GGG
5. 2018-12-26 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #6545
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I'll rape you
6. 2018-12-26 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #6546
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Reddit.com and all the other 2000 that are heavily muslim and poor suffered a huge social impact on the way of life that is not a real scientific approach to any of the shit you guys are wondering about
7. 2018-12-27 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #6547
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I found RestStop's theme song:
   
   
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   • RestStop
8. 2018-12-27 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #6548
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Solstice Merry Christmas mash, dont eat any datura today and remember not to get naked in public

   
   On the 24th, I was outside my house with my shirt off all like, "Fuck, Georgia?"
   
   walking down the side walk
9. 2018-12-27 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #6549
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mashlehash On the 24th, I was outside my house with my shirt off all like, "Fuck, Georgia?"
   
   walking down the side walk

   
   Utah ass nigga.
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   • WE SMOOTH
10. 2018-12-27 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #6550
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    embedded bandcamp link
    
    Utah ASS NIGGER
11. 2018-12-27 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #6551
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I've heard of johnny utah, but I find much of the Utah Scene to be atrocious
12. 2018-12-27 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #6552
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by RestStop Utah ass nigga.

    
    Shit don't just stop.
    
    tra1n nigger tra1n
13. 2018-12-27 at 6:52 AM UTC

    #6553
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH If she came over to my house I'd order 100 wings and have a dance party with her.

    
    id punch her in the throat so she wouldn't be able to scream while i sold her to dudes in dubai
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    • Loing, 
    • aldra
14. 2018-12-27 at 8:41 AM UTC

    #6554
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I'ma buy a mansion and a boat nigga, snort glass straight out the bag 'cause it make me go quicker!
15. 2018-12-27 at 8:45 AM UTC

    #6555
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    have i been wiped again? oh my god i dont even know. its a mystery.
16. 2018-12-27 at 8:51 AM UTC

    #6556
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG You'll niggas jealous
    
    I am the epitome of adventure and manhood
    
    I learn the language of the people
    
    I make friends with grandmas
    
    I find those secret spots
    
    

    
    turn on your location.
17. 2018-12-27 at 9:34 AM UTC

    #6557
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box id punch her in the throat so she wouldn't be able to scream while i sold her to dudes in dubai

    
    doubt she'd scream anyway, no way it'd be her first (camel) rodeo
18. 2018-12-27 at 9:53 AM UTC

    #6558
    

    Loing African Astronaut
    Mail her to Abu Dhabi
19. 2018-12-27 at 9:55 AM UTC

    #6559
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by aldra doubt she'd scream anyway, no way it'd be her first (camel) rodeo

    
    I don't need air to breathe when you kill the bees
    And every river bed is dry as a bone
    Oh, I will still survive when the plants have died
    And the atmosphere is just a big hole
20. 2018-12-27 at 10:31 AM UTC

    #6560
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I've heard of johnny utah, but I find much of the Utah Scene to be atrocious

    
    The dead presidents livened things up for a bit. Then Johnny went and fucked it.
    
    
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