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  1. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER I miss you Muff Dawgy. You're family in these parts.

    Thanks man, I'm glad you're still around dude. Good to see OG retards still goin strong.
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Malice is a mental case, rich spoiled child and feels the fucking need to write out a got damn Manifesto on the topic of everything that bothers him. So fucking elaborate with special hotlinks

    Did the Fed CATs detain you at one point and gave you an option of prison or Juimor Op Spy kid, Snitch, Narco, etc?

    I picture you on your skateboard cruising about, and when told what to do.. you do it.


    One of Obama's Junior Office programs for the far left ran by rogue CIA groups from around the world. None of them American.. just CIA assets.
  3. Therealstoner Yung Blood
    So has Hydromorphone died yet or am I hoping for to much.
  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Hydro be a trooper, she ain't dying yo.



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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Therealstoner So has Hydromorphone died yet or am I hoping for to much.

    Nice alt
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  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    jump in the toyota my truck a sequoia
  7. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Nice alt

    FELONIOUS FAGGOT DETECTED
  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Yeah, I don't think much can bring me down. I wish it could, honestly, but I keep on truckin' along.

    Just seen a friend who visited me in the hospital earlier today, got my dillys just a few mins ago, and shot them into my lovely, awesome PICC line I had set (and I like the one's Hopkins uses, they use what's called a 'secure-a-cath', which is like these two little prongs which is set subq, just below the skin, to keep the catheter from being pulled out accidentally, which they're the only hospital in the area who uses them, but they are fairly new on the market, but I highly recommend them, as I've had 3 PICCs, 2 with, and 1 without the secure-a-cath, and I had to be really careful with that one.)

    When I was in the ER, I fucking hit the jackpot wit an unlocked movable cabinet which had a billion IV starter kits of every size and length, 24, 22, 20, and 18, and from 1", to 1 3/4", I even think there was some 2" ones in there. I also bagged like 6 boxes of needles of varying gauges and lengths- 25g, 24g, 22g, 20g, 19g, and 18g, from 3/4" to 1 1/2", which, personally, I use the big 20g, 19g, and 18g, because they all come in the 1 1/2" lengths, to hit my femoral veins. I can't do that with the shorter needles. They are the stupid kinds tough, the ones with the "safety tip", which is supposed to prevent you from getting stuck once you use it, but I break that shit off so it doesn't get in the way, and so I can use it more than just once if I need to. I even got a shitload of butterfly needles too, and I said fuck it, I used to send off labs for my animals, I grabbed a rainbow selections of collection vials, as well as a shitload of the vacutainer collection adapters. My fucking first aid kit is going to rock socks off again. It was like a Christmas present to myself hitting that haul.

    I even managed to score a bitchin' infrared thermometer, again. I'd had one a long time ago, also commandeered from an ER, but during the house fire, moving, and other bullshit, it's probably packed in a box somewhere. I'm just glad I got a new, cool one again. They fucking run 450-500$ new. Used on ebay they are listed for around 175-200$. I just like having a reliable, and ACCURATE thermometer, Ive had so much trouble in the past with fucking ones that didn't work right, gave fucked up readings, and just took forever to give me a bad reading anyway. These are accurate, and quick. So happy to finally have that back in my bag of tricks, along with every size needle, and IV catheter I'd ever need. I'm just pissed that I missed grabbing 2 PICC line kits... then all I'd need is an untrasound machine, and someone to practice on (I've got the lidocaine), and there ya go, bang. Those PICC kits run around 2-300$ each. Insurance pays something like 2-3K wen you get one set.

    Oh, and my phone got stolen by an asshole aquaintence who came to visit me, threatened me, and then when they were placed on a restricted list, somehow the hospital allowed them to sleep in the family lounge, and then fucking walk right back into my room the next morning. Some the fuck How, security didn't escort them off the property. Then they came in, grabbed my phone and tablet, and walked the fuck out. I have one hell of a lawsuit with this hospital over that shit. I already talked to a lawyer who's dick got hard when they heard what happened, and heard that Hopkins was responsible.

    Oh god, it's been hell though as far as my health, blood clots, and fucking this knee, and the infection. they got me on daptomycin now. I doubt it will work, I feel its an issue of the antibiotic getting to the infection in the bone, rather than an issue of needing a different antibiotic. It's hard to get shit into bones because of the low blood flow going there. That's why it persists for a lot of people for their entire lives. I still think amputation is the way to go, and hell, I got a 50/50 shot of not having pain like I do in my knee... and fuck, Id make one bad ass pirate bitch with a peg leg, eye patch, and my parrot (blue and gold macaw, who's older than §m£ÂgØL is).

    anyway, guys, how've you been Narc? good I hope. Thanks for havin' faith in me. Take it easy, sweetie.
  9. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    *fingers crossed I can find someone to get me some dope tonight*
  10. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by hydromorphone *fingers crossed I can find someone to get me some dope tonight*

    I hope you die
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  11. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, I don't think much can bring me down. I wish it could, honestly, but I keep on truckin' along.

    Just seen a friend who visited me in the hospital earlier today, got my dillys just a few mins ago, and shot them into my lovely, awesome PICC line I had set (and I like the one's Hopkins uses, they use what's called a 'secure-a-cath', which is like these two little prongs which is set subq, just below the skin, to keep the catheter from being pulled out accidentally, which they're the only hospital in the area who uses them, but they are fairly new on the market, but I highly recommend them, as I've had 3 PICCs, 2 with, and 1 without the secure-a-cath, and I had to be really careful with that one.)

    When I was in the ER, I fucking hit the jackpot wit an unlocked movable cabinet which had a billion IV starter kits of every size and length, 24, 22, 20, and 18, and from 1", to 1 3/4", I even think there was some 2" ones in there. I also bagged like 6 boxes of needles of varying gauges and lengths- 25g, 24g, 22g, 20g, 19g, and 18g, from 3/4" to 1 1/2", which, personally, I use the big 20g, 19g, and 18g, because they all come in the 1 1/2" lengths, to hit my femoral veins. I can't do that with the shorter needles. They are the stupid kinds tough, the ones with the "safety tip", which is supposed to prevent you from getting stuck once you use it, but I break that shit off so it doesn't get in the way, and so I can use it more than just once if I need to. I even got a shitload of butterfly needles too, and I said fuck it, I used to send off labs for my animals, I grabbed a rainbow selections of collection vials, as well as a shitload of the vacutainer collection adapters. My fucking first aid kit is going to rock socks off again. It was like a Christmas present to myself hitting that haul.

    I even managed to score a bitchin' infrared thermometer, again. I'd had one a long time ago, also commandeered from an ER, but during the house fire, moving, and other bullshit, it's probably packed in a box somewhere. I'm just glad I got a new, cool one again. They fucking run 450-500$ new. Used on ebay they are listed for around 175-200$. I just like having a reliable, and ACCURATE thermometer, Ive had so much trouble in the past with fucking ones that didn't work right, gave fucked up readings, and just took forever to give me a bad reading anyway. These are accurate, and quick. So happy to finally have that back in my bag of tricks, along with every size needle, and IV catheter I'd ever need. I'm just pissed that I missed grabbing 2 PICC line kits… then all I'd need is an untrasound machine, and someone to practice on (I've got the lidocaine), and there ya go, bang. Those PICC kits run around 2-300$ each. Insurance pays something like 2-3K wen you get one set.

    Oh, and my phone got stolen by an asshole aquaintence who came to visit me, threatened me, and then when they were placed on a restricted list, somehow the hospital allowed them to sleep in the family lounge, and then fucking walk right back into my room the next morning. Some the fuck How, security didn't escort them off the property. Then they came in, grabbed my phone and tablet, and walked the fuck out. I have one hell of a lawsuit with this hospital over that shit. I already talked to a lawyer who's dick got hard when they heard what happened, and heard that Hopkins was responsible.

    Oh god, it's been hell though as far as my health, blood clots, and fucking this knee, and the infection. they got me on daptomycin now. I doubt it will work, I feel its an issue of the antibiotic getting to the infection in the bone, rather than an issue of needing a different antibiotic. It's hard to get shit into bones because of the low blood flow going there. That's why it persists for a lot of people for their entire lives. I still think amputation is the way to go, and hell, I got a 50/50 shot of not having pain like I do in my knee… and fuck, Id make one bad ass pirate bitch with a peg leg, eye patch, and my parrot (blue and gold macaw, who's older than §m£ÂgØL is).

    anyway, guys, how've you been Narc? good I hope. Thanks for havin' faith in me. Take it easy, sweetie.

    Lol all your posts are about PICC lines.

    You will be dead by next year
  12. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Schplew I hope you die

    me too.

    Originally posted by Schplew Lol all your posts are about PICC lines.

    You will be dead by next year

    Well, I'm sorry having some helpful information hurts your brain, I know it's a bit too much for one with such a low IQ as you.

    The thing that usually causes issues with people who IV drugs is just bad and/or lazy shooting habits, not being sterile. A PICC is the ticket as long as you keep the dressing/site clean. There's no missing, which tends to be a cause of abscesses/infections. There's no multiple sticks, which also puts one at risk. If anything, a PICC will prolong my life, and IV shooting carrier. I honestly hope I'm dead by next year though. There's just some pain that all the dope and opioids in the world can't fix.

    You're just a wee pussy baby bitch who thinks he's some badass bitch boy chugging cough syrup. Come back when you've at least done real drugs.
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  13. Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, I don't think much can bring me down. I wish it could, honestly, but I keep on truckin' along.

    Just seen a friend who visited me in the hospital earlier today, got my dillys just a few mins ago, and shot them into my lovely, awesome PICC line I had set (and I like the one's Hopkins uses, they use what's called a 'secure-a-cath', which is like these two little prongs which is set subq, just below the skin, to keep the catheter from being pulled out accidentally, which they're the only hospital in the area who uses them, but they are fairly new on the market, but I highly recommend them, as I've had 3 PICCs, 2 with, and 1 without the secure-a-cath, and I had to be really careful with that one.)

    When I was in the ER, I fucking hit the jackpot wit an unlocked movable cabinet which had a billion IV starter kits of every size and length, 24, 22, 20, and 18, and from 1", to 1 3/4", I even think there was some 2" ones in there. I also bagged like 6 boxes of needles of varying gauges and lengths- 25g, 24g, 22g, 20g, 19g, and 18g, from 3/4" to 1 1/2", which, personally, I use the big 20g, 19g, and 18g, because they all come in the 1 1/2" lengths, to hit my femoral veins. I can't do that with the shorter needles. They are the stupid kinds tough, the ones with the "safety tip", which is supposed to prevent you from getting stuck once you use it, but I break that shit off so it doesn't get in the way, and so I can use it more than just once if I need to. I even got a shitload of butterfly needles too, and I said fuck it, I used to send off labs for my animals, I grabbed a rainbow selections of collection vials, as well as a shitload of the vacutainer collection adapters. My fucking first aid kit is going to rock socks off again. It was like a Christmas present to myself hitting that haul.

    I even managed to score a bitchin' infrared thermometer, again. I'd had one a long time ago, also commandeered from an ER, but during the house fire, moving, and other bullshit, it's probably packed in a box somewhere. I'm just glad I got a new, cool one again. They fucking run 450-500$ new. Used on ebay they are listed for around 175-200$. I just like having a reliable, and ACCURATE thermometer, Ive had so much trouble in the past with fucking ones that didn't work right, gave fucked up readings, and just took forever to give me a bad reading anyway. These are accurate, and quick. So happy to finally have that back in my bag of tricks, along with every size needle, and IV catheter I'd ever need. I'm just pissed that I missed grabbing 2 PICC line kits… then all I'd need is an untrasound machine, and someone to practice on (I've got the lidocaine), and there ya go, bang. Those PICC kits run around 2-300$ each. Insurance pays something like 2-3K wen you get one set.

    Oh, and my phone got stolen by an asshole aquaintence who came to visit me, threatened me, and then when they were placed on a restricted list, somehow the hospital allowed them to sleep in the family lounge, and then fucking walk right back into my room the next morning. Some the fuck How, security didn't escort them off the property. Then they came in, grabbed my phone and tablet, and walked the fuck out. I have one hell of a lawsuit with this hospital over that shit. I already talked to a lawyer who's dick got hard when they heard what happened, and heard that Hopkins was responsible.

    Oh god, it's been hell though as far as my health, blood clots, and fucking this knee, and the infection. they got me on daptomycin now. I doubt it will work, I feel its an issue of the antibiotic getting to the infection in the bone, rather than an issue of needing a different antibiotic. It's hard to get shit into bones because of the low blood flow going there. That's why it persists for a lot of people for their entire lives. I still think amputation is the way to go, and hell, I got a 50/50 shot of not having pain like I do in my knee… and fuck, Id make one bad ass pirate bitch with a peg leg, eye patch, and my parrot (blue and gold macaw, who's older than §m£ÂgØL is).

    anyway, guys, how've you been Narc? good I hope. Thanks for havin' faith in me. Take it easy, sweetie.

    I want you to re-read what you posted. Actually read it, please.

    I'd like you to get a hold of yourself. You can accept that your health is between fair and poor, and proceed to live your life with some dignity and make something of yourself; or you can feel sorry for yourself and play in around in the mud for the rest of your life.
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    I liked it better when she didn't know how to use paragraphs and every time she posted everyone was like 'hey there's this key on the keyboard that says Enter or Return you should try pressing it'

    It took 6 months for her to realize what the hell we were talking about.
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  15. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone *fingers crossed I can find someone to get me some dope tonight*

  16. Let the waves come over meeeeee
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, I don't think much can bring me down. I wish it could, honestly, but I keep on truckin' along.

    Just seen a friend who visited me in the hospital earlier today, got my dillys just a few mins ago, and shot them into my lovely, awesome PICC line I had set (and I like the one's Hopkins uses, they use what's called a 'secure-a-cath', which is like these two little prongs which is set subq, just below the skin, to keep the catheter from being pulled out accidentally, which they're the only hospital in the area who uses them, but they are fairly new on the market, but I highly recommend them, as I've had 3 PICCs, 2 with, and 1 without the secure-a-cath, and I had to be really careful with that one.)

    When I was in the ER, I fucking hit the jackpot wit an unlocked movable cabinet which had a billion IV starter kits of every size and length, 24, 22, 20, and 18, and from 1", to 1 3/4", I even think there was some 2" ones in there. I also bagged like 6 boxes of needles of varying gauges and lengths- 25g, 24g, 22g, 20g, 19g, and 18g, from 3/4" to 1 1/2", which, personally, I use the big 20g, 19g, and 18g, because they all come in the 1 1/2" lengths, to hit my femoral veins. I can't do that with the shorter needles. They are the stupid kinds tough, the ones with the "safety tip", which is supposed to prevent you from getting stuck once you use it, but I break that shit off so it doesn't get in the way, and so I can use it more than just once if I need to. I even got a shitload of butterfly needles too, and I said fuck it, I used to send off labs for my animals, I grabbed a rainbow selections of collection vials, as well as a shitload of the vacutainer collection adapters. My fucking first aid kit is going to rock socks off again. It was like a Christmas present to myself hitting that haul.

    I even managed to score a bitchin' infrared thermometer, again. I'd had one a long time ago, also commandeered from an ER, but during the house fire, moving, and other bullshit, it's probably packed in a box somewhere. I'm just glad I got a new, cool one again. They fucking run 450-500$ new. Used on ebay they are listed for around 175-200$. I just like having a reliable, and ACCURATE thermometer, Ive had so much trouble in the past with fucking ones that didn't work right, gave fucked up readings, and just took forever to give me a bad reading anyway. These are accurate, and quick. So happy to finally have that back in my bag of tricks, along with every size needle, and IV catheter I'd ever need. I'm just pissed that I missed grabbing 2 PICC line kits… then all I'd need is an untrasound machine, and someone to practice on (I've got the lidocaine), and there ya go, bang. Those PICC kits run around 2-300$ each. Insurance pays something like 2-3K wen you get one set.

    Oh, and my phone got stolen by an asshole aquaintence who came to visit me, threatened me, and then when they were placed on a restricted list, somehow the hospital allowed them to sleep in the family lounge, and then fucking walk right back into my room the next morning. Some the fuck How, security didn't escort them off the property. Then they came in, grabbed my phone and tablet, and walked the fuck out. I have one hell of a lawsuit with this hospital over that shit. I already talked to a lawyer who's dick got hard when they heard what happened, and heard that Hopkins was responsible.

    Oh god, it's been hell though as far as my health, blood clots, and fucking this knee, and the infection. they got me on daptomycin now. I doubt it will work, I feel its an issue of the antibiotic getting to the infection in the bone, rather than an issue of needing a different antibiotic. It's hard to get shit into bones because of the low blood flow going there. That's why it persists for a lot of people for their entire lives. I still think amputation is the way to go, and hell, I got a 50/50 shot of not having pain like I do in my knee… and fuck, Id make one bad ass pirate bitch with a peg leg, eye patch, and my parrot (blue and gold macaw, who's older than §m£ÂgØL is).

    anyway, guys, how've you been Narc? good I hope. Thanks for havin' faith in me. Take it easy, sweetie.

    Eh....so you stole a bunch of shit from the hospital that was keeping you alive and treated you probably for free?
  18. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by hydromorphone me too.



    Well, I'm sorry having some helpful information hurts your brain, I know it's a bit too much for one with such a low IQ as you.

    The thing that usually causes issues with people who IV drugs is just bad and/or lazy shooting habits, not being sterile. A PICC is the ticket as long as you keep the dressing/site clean. There's no missing, which tends to be a cause of abscesses/infections. There's no multiple sticks, which also puts one at risk. If anything, a PICC will prolong my life, and IV shooting carrier. I honestly hope I'm dead by next year though. There's just some pain that all the dope and opioids in the world can't fix.

    You're just a wee pussy baby bitch who thinks he's some badass bitch boy chugging cough syrup. Come back when you've at least done real drugs.

    Better score some heroin while I have a young child at home!

    Kill yourself hydro you are a waste of oxygen and a blight on humanity. Nobody likes you and you are nothing but the butt of a joke to all of us.

    You belong in prison or a shallow grave for neglecting your child the way you do.

    How can you sleep at night? You chose drugs over your own kid. Why did you have a kid in the first place if you're just gonna abandon them and get high?
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hydraw fucked an old mexican dude for a pack of smokes
  20. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Eh….so you stole a bunch of shit from the hospital that was keeping you alive and treated you probably for free?

    Givers and takers... The selfless and the selfish. What a wretched way to live

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