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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Prepped for what, ya goof?

    He means light some scented candles, splash some perfume on, put your diaphragm in, and lay naked in a bed of rose petals.

    You know, prepped...
  2. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by gadzooks He means light some scented candles, splash some perfume on, put your diaphragm in, and lay naked in a bed of rose petals.

    You know, prepped

    Ah ok. That’s for the clarification, gadzooks. LOL
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    Drugs
  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    road beers
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Gift cards, groceries, toys, and bows. Just starting our 🌲 shopping.
  6. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What did you get me, sweety?
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    A new cam for us.
  8. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    A chopped salad and iced tea at subway for lunch today
  9. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Budweiser king can
  10. totse3.com Space Nigga
    A Chimichunga and a chicken toquito from 7-11 and 4 monster drinks (sugerfree)
  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    A whole can of whoopass.
  12. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Technologist A new cam for us.



    Did you get a sexy new outfit to go along with the cam that you can slowly remove as we "correspond"?
  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Coffee
  14. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    butlerian jihad now
  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    performativity is a ruse, subversion is impotent1

    1 Nussbaum
  16. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    impotence if you want creation, incredibly virile if you want chaos.

    ps I don't need the name of your sex doctor
  17. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    it occurs within a fixed system to begin with, her subversion hardly qualifies as productive in any context unless you believe that a diseased gesture of narcissistic sexuality is meaningful. Nussbaum is my gender mentor.
  18. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    smoke melange and destroy robots
  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    How can any honest lover justify the blind aggression of their sexual spirit animal backed into a conceptual wall? They're without options, that's how, and it indicates a supreme lacking of creativity.
  20. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Zanick How can any honest lover justify the blind aggression of their sexual spirit animal backed into a conceptual wall? They're without options, that's how, and it indicates a supreme lacking of creativity.

    no option is the only option, the creative ground floor of samadhi. at some point every man must spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and hang every person that's ever been quoted.
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