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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop Hypothetical here. Let's assume you can buy kilograms of uncut cocaine for 6 thousand or 5 for 20 thousand. What would your mark up be if you just wanted to be lazy and offload at least 1 kilogram at a time?

    They're planning to rob you. A single kilo of halfway decent coke is at MINIMUM 12.5. They're not stupid. They know what shit is worth. I mean the farmers aren't stupid nowadays either. They probably sell the uncut kill to the middle men for 2-3000, considering all the work and risk. Not hypothetically, they're planning to rob you, and possibly kill you if they're bored.

    Either that, or this is one of those quintessential "drug kingpins" you meet every day or two on the street. YEAH MY UNCLE IS HEAD OF SINALOA CARTEL HE DOESNT REALLY DEAL WIT SMALL STUFF BUT I COULD GET U KEYS OF FIRE FOR LIKE FITEEN HUNNIT. I GOTCHU. BUT U GOTTA COME CORRECT U KNO CUZ LAST TIMEI VOUCHED FOR A DUDE N HE SHORTED MY TIO EIGHT BUCKS,HE GOT HIS FINGERS CUT OFF YOU KNOW?
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box well the markup can be basically anything you want, especially if the product warrants it. although lol at you getting anything uncut.

    It was a hypothetical. What would YOU charge for it? I'm gonna go with maybe 21k max...140,000 if I doubled up and unloaded ten at once. In B4 I climb to the top of all the drug cartels in the world and Mark Zuckerberg comes to me to "collab" because I'm now getting more of his userbase's money than he is. How a nigga live.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    keep in mind you'd have to somehow convert homeless handjobs to dollars if rizzo answers
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    If it's 5 for 20 and one for 6 that makes each kilogram on the bulk deal $4k

    If you sold each kilogram as is for twice the price you would make $40k total (20k profit) so that's 200% markup
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    *100%
  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra *100%

    If it was 100% it would be 780
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's a lot of handjobs
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  8. Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    I have the SD card slot on my Windows Lappy mapped to drive A:

    It's so cool, like having floppy discs back, except they don't suck.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    What could one do with like... a half liter each of 50% hydrochloride and sulphuric acid?
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Never mind it's probably not enough for anything fun,
  11. Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by CASPER What could one do with like… a half liter each of 50% hydrochloride and sulphuric acid?



    Originally posted by CASPER Never mind it's probably not enough for anything fun,

    They are both nasty as fuck. I recommend you not go near either of them.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Well yeah I wasn't going to use it as contact solution or something. But knowing how hard it is to get some stuff, figured maybe it'd be useful in the future. But I have an entire house full of shit that I'll probably never. Use so I just sent it to the hazardous waste disposal.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER What could one do with like… a half liter each of 50% hydrochloride and sulphuric acid?

    make nitric acid and use that to make explosives

  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost make nitric acid and use that to make explosives


    That's what I figured. Although it doesn't sound like regular pie acid isn't any more useful than drain cleaner in most cases.

    And never mind the fact that I am a boring, law abiding citizen with no need for such nefarious doings.

    It's a shame the law frowns upon such education. Because that would be a really handy skill to have in the event of emergency/apocalypse/rapture/Chinese invasion.
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    If you ever wonder what i'm doing when i'm not posting





    Originally posted by CASPER That's what I figured. Although it doesn't sound like regular pie acid isn't any more useful than drain cleaner in most cases.

    And never mind the fact that I am a boring, law abiding citizen with no need for such nefarious doings.

    It's a shame the law frowns upon such education. Because that would be a really handy skill to have in the event of emergency/apocalypse/rapture/Chinese invasion.

    Blowing up garden gnomes is fun
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    840 for the whole onions. Screw it I'm going the semi lazy route. If you can't afford soft @ 30 a gram then well you probably can't afford to be a cocaine addict.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Staying up all night on meth then frying on acid the next night & also getting no sleep led me to be such an irritable asshole tonight LOL. Time to sleep for the first time since Wednesday and it's gonna feel so good.
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  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I once did exactly the same. 90 hours on Meth, MDMA and LSD. Fucking insane.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    At some point last night I was peaking on the acid and realized i couldn't feel my body at all. I bought 3 waters at the club for $9. Then afterwards I came home and looked at my popcorn ceilings looking like cellular life until 6 am. At some point I realized my brain needs a fucking break but I couldn't sleep so I sucked it up and started my day.

    I just ate a weed brownie and I plan to sleep like a mother fuck.
  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Acid on the trail end of meth induced sleep deprivation sounds like it'd be super delusional and awful.

    Drink plenty of water and maybe a pop a vitamin before you go to bed. Take care of yourself dude.

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