The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-12-10 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #6121
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by DietPiano None of those statements are true.
   
   Also, caphene, while horrible for the psyche, promotes weight losse

   
   It fucks with your gut bacteria to produce insulin. This is the only human article I could find (hence it being inconclusive) but there are tons done on rats. It's an issue with calorie empty sweeteners in general.
   
   https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21885731
   
   Sucralose (Splenda) is even worse.
   
   https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23633524
   
   Don't drink a whole bunch thinking it won't do shit because it doesn't have calories.
   
   Also it's caffeine.
2. 2018-12-10 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #6122
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   I wrote a whole fucking thing on this with a bunch of studies, but you don't get it because my laptop shut itself off. :(
3. 2018-12-10 at 12:03 PM UTC

   #6123
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   For posterity (I found an old notebook in a pile of stuff from high school)
   
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4. 2018-12-10 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #6124
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Just buy yohimbine hcl and use that to lose weight.

   
   Or just do meth unless you're a pussy ass bitch
5. 2018-12-10 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #6125
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano yuice pls tell me not T-PAIN tho

   
   Can be any opioid or hypnotic
   
   Could even be weed or alcohol, or no drugs at all
6. 2018-12-10 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #6126
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by CASPER For posterity (I found an old notebook in a pile of stuff from high school)
   
   Nshanin
   Vilbe
   Absolute caliber
   Ilovechronic
   aces n' 8s
   Acid drop
   Circular buttseks chain
   Lucid_dreamer
   Squeegee
   Trippy
   Poast boartem
   State of Hack
   Roo7 Pho7on
   Struggling artist
   Dr. Ew420
   The Black Pope
   Social Junker
   Junior Jacon jeese jurger
   Jator
   Voodoonirvana
   My Mom is Dead
   Piles of crack
   Oct
   The Pat Man
   PROOTS
   Hypno
   TcStyle
   Reject
   Logic
   Happy one hitter
   Internet weed dude
   Rizzo in a Box
   Hazey
   NO W4RNING
   Silver balls
   Darkus
   Boo stinky boo
   Rosetta-stoned
   Theta Reactor
   Megakush
   twin Gats

   
   each username a sigil containing otherworldly powers, c'thonic beings posing as drug addicts on the internet.
7. 2018-12-10 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #6127
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I'm stoned on marijuana cigarette
8. 2018-12-10 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #6128
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   are you gonna share or sit there niggerlipping the entire thing
9. 2018-12-10 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #6129
   

   Cro Mango Houston

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box are you gonna share or sit there niggerlipping the entire thing

   
   You can hit my wax vape dawg. Come smoke some Afghani kush with me.
10. 2018-12-10 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #6130
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches and shit.
11. 2018-12-10 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #6131
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by RestStop Bitches and shit.

    
    say it to my face faggit and see what happens
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12. 2018-12-10 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #6132
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
13. 2018-12-10 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #6133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    CHUG LIQUOR
14. 2018-12-10 at 6:32 PM UTC

    #6134
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Solstice CHUG LIQUOR

    
    doing the job immigrants won't do
15. 2018-12-10 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #6135
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Solstice CHUG LIQUOR

    
    Niqqa Liqqa
16. 2018-12-10 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #6136
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Ghost Or just do meth unless you're a pussy ass bitch

    
    Doing meth do be fly tho!
17. 2018-12-11 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #6137
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I love drinking like 3-4 shots of whiskey at night at home and getting beer goggles when I look in the mirror. Damn, he sexy!!
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18. 2018-12-11 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #6138
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Martell XO. Not bad.
19. 2018-12-11 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #6139
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I love drinking like 3-4 shots of whiskey at night at home and getting beer goggles when I look in the mirror. Damn, he sexy!!

    
    3-4 shots is the sweet zone.
20. 2018-12-11 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #6140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG 3-4 shots is the sweet zone.

    
    3-4 shots is the appetizer zone
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