Sensai Obbe

1. 2016-07-05 at 10:59 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Please teacha me your ways, massa.
   
   I need to learn how to be more like you, you've said it yourself.
   
   First lesson: Humor
   
   
   What do I do?!
2. 2016-07-05 at 11:12 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Step one: improve your athletic abilities. I said if you were like me maybe you wouldn't hate life so much. You don't need to do anything though. For example, I wouldn't take the things some stranger on niggasin.space says so seriously.
3. 2016-07-05 at 11:20 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   be your own person an stop trying to mimicking someone else's life. you can start by impaling yourself on some sort of sharp...or even marginally pointed...erect object. no, your boyfriends cock doesn't count
4. 2016-07-05 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A Rabbi walks into a bar and gets stabbed twelve times in the neck.
5. 2016-07-05 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Eh?
6. 2016-07-05 at 3:05 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   A Muslim walks into Germany...
7. 2016-07-05 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   A Muslim walks into Germany…

   ....he slips on a banana peel and breaks his fucking neck and dies.
   
   How am I doing, Sensai?
8. 2016-07-05 at 3:57 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Ugh. You're awful. Pathetic, really.
9. 2016-07-05 at 4 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Then teach me! You are a terrible teacher. I haven't learned a thing from you since this thread started.
   
   Whose idea was this shit?
10. 2016-07-05 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I can only open the door. You have to walk through it yourself. Dummy. And it was your idiotic idea, you idiot.
11. 2016-07-05 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You really don't have any humor you fucking jedi do you? Just leave, Obbe. You are disgusting.
12. 2016-07-05 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I've been laughing this entire time dummy. You emotional ginger asshole wiperer.
13. 2016-07-05 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But... nothing in this thread was funny. Oh, you are using my stuff against me. Nice try but it doesn't work like that, Obbe.
    
    You'll never be a good poster like me. You'll forever be a pretentious cunt nobody respects. *spits on the ground*.
14. 2016-07-05 at 6:13 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I've been laughing at your stupid ass, dummy. You'll never be happy like me if you keep this up. I sincerely hope I never start posting like you, a depressed suicidal crybaby. If you actually think people respect that you really are an idiot.
15. 2016-07-05 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yea, this doesn't work for you, Obbe. Go back to posting walls of big words about irrelevant bullshit so I can ignore you better.
    
    "What is a soul? Hahahaha... You fucking loser.
    
    
16. 2016-07-05 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How did it feel when your buddy Captain Falcon called you out on being a pretentious cunt?
    
    "B b b but I saved those Minecraft screenshots all these years...." Pathetic.
17. 2016-07-05 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You literally play Minecraft.
18. 2016-07-05 at 6:31 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Sure I play minecraft. I also have an objectively better life than you. This is all irrelevant bullshit you moron. You literally think shit posting is more interesting than real discussion. Ignore this you bitch.
19. 2016-07-05 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You so mad, lol. My life is great, dude. It's not my fault hat you don't get my gimmick. The tragic hero.
    
    You really think I care about Malice talking shit about me? Ha! Obbe, get out of my sight. You are sickening me with your simplemindedness.
20. 2016-07-05 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    You take this too seriously.