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  1. #61
    Ghost Black Hole
    The earth is flat and has gravity, it also rotates, It's a spinning disc.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Ghost It's a spinning disc.

    So it's round then...
  3. #63
    Ghost Black Hole
    and flat
  4. #64
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by Ghost it also rotates, It's a spinning disc.

    And no one notices the constant movement?
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Ghost and flat

    Well it's certainly not flat...I've driven up hills before...if you think they are flat try parking on one (in neutral gear) without engaging your parking brake.
  6. #66
    Ghost Black Hole
    You know what the best part of the flat universe/earth theory is?

    Flat chests.
  7. #67
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well it's certainly not flat…I've driven up hills before…if you think they are flat try parking on one (in neutral gear) without engaging your parking brake.

    If the earth were spherical cars would not roll down hills, as gravity would only operate towards the centre of the sphere.

    And if it spun then hills would knock the disc off balance and cause it to wobble and shake itself to pieces.

    All evidence suggests a fixed, immovable earth, and any honest scientist will tell you that.
  8. #68
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Theres no evidence that the earth is round. say you're in an airplane flying to the other side of the world and you're just going straight how else would you get there if it wasnt flat? If its round and you're flying straight wouldnt you just keeping going straight off into space?

    If that was so then planes would neither be able to climb or descend either. Ya retard.



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  9. #69
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth If the earth were spherical cars would not roll down hills, as gravity would only operate towards the centre of the sphere.

    And if it spun then hills would knock the disc off balance and cause it to wobble and shake itself to pieces.

    All evidence suggests a fixed, immovable earth, and any honest scientist will tell you that.

    Well again...Hills...duh...not flat.
  10. #70
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth The map of the world is a fiction. Bangkok is within walking distance of Mexico city. No body of water actually separates the UK, Ireland, and mainland Europe, in fact you can see Dublin from the peak of the Eiffel tower.

    So can you see the peak of the Eiffel tower from Dublin?



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  11. #71
    The curvature of the Earth is readily apparent if you watch a ship go over the horizon...

  12. #72
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    There is no disputing the very attractive and thoroughly evidenced claim that our planet exists in only two dimensions, the only question material to a renewal of geography is how many rectangles I can cut from it for rolling joints.
  13. #73
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Explain night, day and seasons if the earth is flat then?

    A spherical earth explains it perfectly.



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  14. #74
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    your social studies teachers were puppets of authority and they moulded your naïve child sexuality into a state-controlled beast of hideous appetite
  15. #75
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The curvature of the Earth is readily apparent if you watch a ship go over the horizon…

    The horizon is due to distance. It operates similarly to the miniscus of a glass of water.

    Are you really too stupid to understand the concept of something being far away?
  16. #76
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth The horizon is due to distance. It operates similarly to the miniscus of a glass of water.

    Are you really too stupid to understand the concept of something being far away?

    Dumbo...There would be no horizon if the Earth was flat...Just as I can train a telescope on The Andromeda galaxy 2 Million light years away I'd be able to go to the East cost and train it on Ireland 2000 miles away...you can't though....because of the curve...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Narc So can you see the peak of the Eiffel tower from Dublin?



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    no, but thats because the earth's gravity acted upon the photons eminating from the eiffel and pulled them to the ground.
  18. #78
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by Narc So can you see the peak of the Eiffel tower from Dublin?

    Probably

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dumbo…There would be no horizon if the Earth was flat…Just as I can train a telescope on The Andromeda galaxy 2 Million light years away I'd be able to go to the East cost and train it on Ireland 2000 miles away…you can't though….because of the curve…

    The Andromeda Constellation isn't a galaxy, there is no such thing, idiot.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Narc Explain night, day and seasons if the earth is flat then?

    A spherical earth explains it perfectly.



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    a flat sun tidal locked to a flat earth will have the same effect as well.
  20. #80
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    The earth is binary. The universe and all reality, including earth, is a simulation being ran by our descendants. Our unique awareness is one version of the simulation that varies greatly each time it is ran.
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