The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-12-07 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #6061
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Yeah seems like a cotton ball would trap most stuff. Panny talked me into butt slamming some tar once, but the burning was so intense on my ravaged butthole that I immediately started shitting myself within a couple of minutes. Like imagine a Tabasco enema. That's what it's like.

   
   I might buy a butt syringe while I'm at the pharmacy and give it the old college try. If it still doesn't work, I'm sure I'll be glad I got it somewhere down the line.
2. 2018-12-07 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #6062
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Gayesian Priors Africa, more like Austrichlia

   
   You're thinking of Emus. Austriches live in Aufrica.
3. 2018-12-07 at 8:31 AM UTC

   #6063
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Fuck you unban Cup
4. 2018-12-07 at 9:11 AM UTC

   #6064
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   uban! uban!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG
5. 2018-12-07 at 9:20 AM UTC

   #6065
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Unban cuphead!
6. 2018-12-07 at 9:31 AM UTC

   #6066
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Lanny banned me, again. And then extended that ban? Hells Bells -- HTF am I supposed to post on this site when no matter how I post Lanny comes along and slaps me in the face with some BS not listed rule violation ban.
   
   Hell, I dont know -- I just got tired of being kicked in the teeth when everybody does the same shot and skates.
   
   I figured the only way to see what Lanny considers mystetious rule violations was to try different posting stuff to see what pisses him off.
   
   I just dont care anymotr, I suppose. I'm damned close to walking away. The fun has dried up. I am forgetting how to smile and laugh.
   
   All I ever wanted was just to be allowed to be myself, not what someone else wanted me to be. I'll never change. Lanny can go find him some weak, maleable poster to fill my spot.
   
   I just wanted to post.
7. 2018-12-07 at 9:43 AM UTC

   #6067
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   9 bucks says scron is a closeted homosexual
8. 2018-12-07 at 9:46 AM UTC

   #6068
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   You're gay if you don't fap to lolis
   
   
9. 2018-12-07 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #6069
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by GGG 9 bucks says scron is a closeted homosexual

   
   it's a short step from chicks with dicks
10. 2018-12-07 at 11:05 AM UTC

    #6070
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    It's actually a pretty long step because they need to grow titties which takes about a year on hormones
11. 2018-12-07 at 11:09 AM UTC

    #6071
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    "I'm about 12 months away from homosexuality"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • GGG, 
    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-12-07 at 11:11 AM UTC

    #6072
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Lanny only needs half that amount of time because he already has fat milkers
13. 2018-12-07 at 12:23 PM UTC

    #6073
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Ghost Lanny only needs half that amount of time because he already has fat milkers

    
    This is not inaccurate. Lanny does have falt milkers.
14. 2018-12-07 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #6074
    

    Gayesian Priors Houston
    At least they're all natural.
15. 2018-12-07 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #6075
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by hydromorphone It's not "attacking" itself, or trying to "kill the host",its.just trying to kill the invaders…

    
    Sepsis is a life-threatening condition that arises when the body's response to infection causes injury to its own tissues and organs. Sepsis is caused by an inflammatory immune response triggered by an infection.
16. 2018-12-07 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #6076
    

    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]

    Originally posted by hydromorphone I had an infection that likely got there from me shaving (I always kick my knees)

    
    I doubt anyone believes you got sepsis from shaving when you also happen to be a regular IV injector.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Solstice
17. 2018-12-07 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #6077
    

    Gayesian Priors Houston
    Since Lanny is morally opposed to using animal dairy, can we milk him for cheese moving forward?
18. 2018-12-07 at 1:16 PM UTC

    #6078
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    People would get drunk from his milk/cheese.
19. 2018-12-07 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #6079
    

    Gayesian Priors Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL People would get drunk from his milk/cheese.

    
    Shit I'd pay triple for that
20. 2018-12-07 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #6080
    

    Gayesian Priors Houston
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Zanick, 
    • CASPER, 
    • GGG