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2018-12-06 at 5:19 PM UTCWhen it gets to that point , generally one in five people die, and the longer they stay like that, the percentages go up. But it can really be from anything. I've heard of people who died from a septic cat scratch bc it has some nasty bacteria in it. Of course me, I was like "I'm sure it'll go away eventually". Unfortunately, it's going to become more and more common as strains become resistant and we run out of shit to kill them with.
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2018-12-06 at 5:23 PM UTCI looked it up a few months back and I'm proud to remind us all that we only have a 30% chance of dying peacefully.
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2018-12-06 at 5:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER DARE would've done a lot better job convincing us not to do drugs if they just gave clinically accurate information instead of all the scare tactics. "Weed will make you steal from your parents, and ecstasy makes holes in your brain. After a week of use, you'd cut your own mothers threat for a line of cocaine…."
Versus:
Opiates can seem fun at first. But eventually your body gets used to them, which can happen in as little as 2 weeks of continuous use. After that, when you don't have them, you go into what's called withdrawals. At which point your whole body feels like it's breaking, you get weak and nauseous, vomit and often shit yourself. Hot and cold sweats. Sore, restless muscles. And even if you keep enough opiates around to stay high, eventually they will wreck your butthole. Literally. *Boots up slide projector*
Everyone knows Can't Push Pelican. There is one on every street of distinct drug activity.
Be up in thay houez'n shit they lower intestines out on a moments devestation. -
2018-12-06 at 5:30 PM UTCThe Pelican BriefThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-06 at 7:12 PM UTCMy farts smell like fruit flies
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2018-12-06 at 7:54 PM UTCSepsis is when your body's immune system turns against its own body. It can't kill the invader, so it kills the entire host.
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2018-12-06 at 8:04 PM UTCvape god
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2018-12-06 at 8:19 PM UTC
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2018-12-06 at 10:53 PM UTCRape god
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2018-12-06 at 11:09 PM UTC
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2018-12-07 at 12:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER It's just when bacteria gets into your bloodstream somehow. Occurs a lot in people with gunshot wounds to the gut/abdomen. Pictures wouldn't really show anything since there's nothing actually to show. It might be secondary to a nasty, oozing wound on the leg, but the real damage comes when that bacteria gets into the body and starts going to work on every other organ.
My leg never had a wound on it, not until the doctors did surgery on it and opened it up. There was zero injury or oozing prior to that,just massive swelling. When they tapped my knee (stuck a needle in it) they drew up 150ml+ of what I can only describe as the brightest, near florescent yellow puss I've ever seen in my life. The knee can only hold 180ml of fluid before it ruptures, according to the ortho-surgeon I spoke to just recently. I was definitely in "uncharted territory" according to him. I was really close to it rupturing and spreading all down my calf/causing more shit for me.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Sepsis is when your body's immune system turns against its own body. It can't kill the invader, so it kills the entire host.
It fucking is jot, you retard. Sepsis is when bacteria enters the bloodstream and is free floating, often caused by some sort of infection that just gets so bad that it spreads into the bloodsteam, as was the case for my knee infection which actually got so bad it went into my femur bone, and knee joint (called a septic joint), as well as my bloodstream.
It can come from any infection in the body or when bacteria is introduced into the circulatory system. Sure, gunshot victims shot in the gut are at risk for sepsis, because often, if bowels are hit/ruptured, infection sets in VERY FAST. This in turn is a perfect storm for becoming septic very quickly. Sepsis can be the result of a tiny infected cut, or scratch if gone untreated/improperly treated, or like with me, I had an infection that likely got there from me shaving (I always kick my knees), and the outside healed, the inside festered with infection. -
2018-12-07 at 1:05 AM UTCJesus Christ it isn't even worth calling you on your bullshit anymore. You are in a fucking fantasy land.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-07 at 1:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone My leg never had a wound on it, not until the doctors did surgery on it and opened it up. There was zero injury or oozing prior to that,just massive swelling. When they tapped my knee (stuck a needle in it) they drew up 150ml+ of what I can only describe as the brightest, near florescent yellow puss I've ever seen in my life. The knee can only hold 180ml of fluid before it ruptures, according to the ortho-surgeon I spoke to just recently. I was definitely in "uncharted territory" according to him. I was really close to it rupturing and spreading all down my calf/causing more shit for me.
It fucking is jot, you retard. Sepsis is when bacteria enters the bloodstream and is free floating, often caused by some sort of infection that just gets so bad that it spreads into the bloodsteam, as was the case for my knee infection which actually got so bad it went into my femur bone, and knee joint (called a septic joint), as well as my bloodstream.
It can come from any infection in the body or when bacteria is introduced into the circulatory system. Sure, gunshot victims shot in the gut are at risk for sepsis, because often, if bowels are hit/ruptured, infection sets in VERY FAST. This in turn is a perfect storm for becoming septic very quickly. Sepsis can be the result of a tiny infected cut, or scratch if gone untreated/improperly treated, or like with me, I had an infection that likely got there from me shaving (I always kick my knees), and the outside healed, the inside festered with infection.
You sound like a specialist on the subject. -
2018-12-07 at 1:25 AM UTCMore like pelican'tThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-07 at 1:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL You sound like a specialist on the subject.
Well, I did want to go to medical school along time ago, in another life.
What you may be thinking of the body attacking itself is the fevers it can cause, just like fevers from other infections though. The body's inflammatory response is triggered, and thus the body raises its temp. as a way to make the Body less hospitable for the bacteria/virus. It's not "attacking" itself, or trying to "kill the host",its.just trying to kill the invaders, with the side effect of fever which can be a negative thing for the person experiencing it's health.
I think the chills were the worst part. It was worse than having cotton fever. I just couldn't stop shaking. I felt so cold and it be 80F in my room, and I'd just be piling on stacks of blankets trying to get warm. -
2018-12-07 at 2:44 AM UTC
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2018-12-07 at 3:05 AM UTCPutting cotton balls dipped in ds up your butthole into your rectum does not work.
rl men use syniges neway -
2018-12-07 at 3:36 AM UTC
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2018-12-07 at 3:51 AM UTCYeah seems like a cotton ball would trap most stuff. Panny talked me into butt slamming some tar once, but the burning was so intense on my ravaged butthole that I immediately started shitting myself within a couple of minutes. Like imagine a Tabasco enema. That's what it's like.
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