The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2015-07-13 at 12:21 PM UTC

   #321
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
   wtf work trying to drop my pay $1.75 p/hr. lol, later. *off to unemployment office*
2. 2015-07-13 at 12:57 PM UTC

   #322
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   wtf work trying to drop my pay $1.75 p/hr. lol, later. *off to unemployment office*

   
   
   
   You should have rolled with the punch. You could have come out the winner later on. Gotta take the good with bad to get anywhere in life. Life is not all roses. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Never look a gift horse in the teeth. The grass is always greener on the other side. To err is human, to moo, bovine.
   
   I could go on...
3. 2015-07-13 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #323
   

   CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
   MIL came home drunk as fuck at like 3am afte being gone all weekend and of course didnt go to work today. Waiting on gf to get up so we can discuss whats going to go down.
4. 2015-07-13 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #324
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Start walking around the house naked nonchalantly, act like nothing's happening and you don't understand why she's upset. I don't think it will be an effective strategy to get her to leave, it's just for our amusement.
5. 2015-07-13 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #325
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I second this^
6. 2015-07-13 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #326
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   inb4 blah gets arrested for sexual harassment of his MIL
7. 2015-07-13 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #327
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

   You should have rolled with the punch. You could have come out the winner later on. Gotta take the good with bad to get anywhere in life. Life is not all roses. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Never look a gift horse in the teeth. The grass is always greener on the other side. To err is human, to moo, bovine.
   
   I could go on…

   I may have if people who have been working there for less than 4 months and do less than half the work I pull would have got their pay drastically reduced before mine was, but it didn't play out like that.
8. 2015-07-13 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #328
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "drinking is borrowing happiness from tomorrow" - countblah ( I think )
   
   That is very true...I woke up today hungover, started drinking some more to ease the hangover shittyness, ... fuck me tomorrow
   
9. 2015-07-13 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #329
   

   CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
   went to the ER today with bad ass stomach pain. They shot me up with dilly and did a ct scan on my abdomensaid i have enteritis. Got some decent scripts still hurting
10. 2015-07-14 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #330
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    well, countblah, now you know a little bit of what it's like to be psychomanthis.
11. 2015-07-14 at 7:01 AM UTC

    #331
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I like drinking aloje inbky garage I think its FUN
12. 2015-07-14 at 7:14 AM UTC

    #332
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut
    THEY TELL US THAT
    WE LOST OUR TAILS
    EVOLVING UP FROM LITTLE SNAILS
    I SAY ITS ALL
    JUST WIND AND SAIL
13. 2015-07-14 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #333
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Woah, the consumer version of the Vive will be revealed in October, available in November, likely bundled with the sweet lighthouse controllers: https://www.reddit.com/r/oculus/comments/3d5b3k/the_final_htc_vive_will_be_revealed_this_october/
    
    Consumer virtual reality by Christmas, how magnificent. This will be great for accelerating the overall development of the market.
14. 2015-07-14 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #334
    arthur treacher African Astronaut

    THEY TELL US THAT
    WE LOST OUR TAILS
    EVOLVING UP FROM LITTLE SNAILS
    I SAY ITS ALL
    JUST WIND AND SAIL

    
    
    d-e-v-o
15. 2015-07-14 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #335
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    It's available. Didn't you get the link for the nasal spray before RDFRN closed? Even if you want bulk you should try a smaller amount before buying more.

    
    I didn't, but I think I just found the place, northern european vendor right? The only other place I found was rc4me or whatever which had that $40 shipping fee
16. 2015-07-14 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #336
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    wtf work trying to drop my pay $1.75 p/hr. lol, later. *off to unemployment office*

    
    
    Hang onto the job but start stealing the difference in whatever's not bolted down.
17. 2015-07-14 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #337
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Oxys do little more than make me constipated
18. 2015-07-14 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #338
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    I didn't, but I think I just found the place, northern european vendor right? The only other place I found was rc4me or whatever which had that $40 shipping fee

    
    
    That's the one.
19. 2015-07-14 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #339
    arthur treacher African Astronaut

    Oxys do little more than make me constipated

    
    
    What, are you like bradley b or something? That nigger can't metabolize opiates and they don't affect him.
20. 2015-07-14 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #340
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    took MIL to ER with a huge abcess on her arm. Came home and wentto get lysol from under the bathroom sink and found a beer cup. Looked in her room and found like 4 empty 22oz beers and maybe a few unopened.
    
    I think I'm going to go ahead and tell my girl if she wants to leave she can. I'm sick of having myself and my home disrespected.