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What's the best way to weigh your penis?

  1. #81
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's sexist and fucked up. Percieved masculinity and "manhood" has nothing to do with my research.

    3lbs is outlandish.
  2. #82
    Originally posted by RisiR † I have a pharmacy grade microgram scale but as long as the penis is attached to the body I'm not sure if that affects it to the point of the meassurment being flawed.

    How much does your dick weigh?

    just lay the tip of your dick on the scale and assume the weight is evenly distributed between the scale and your crotch.

    and multiply the value shown on the scale by 2.
  3. #83
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by GGG So how do you deal with bones?

    And difference in density throughout the body?

    You cant just average out the human body to find dick weight.

    No but I’m sure there is a weight of blood and skin. No bones in the dick in case you didn’t know that already. Is basically a skin balloon.


    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo… sink your dick into a mold of wet clay?

    No fill a beaker to the top with water. Measure the exact amount. Then put your dick in there. And remeasure the remaining water that wasn’t displaced. It will give a cubic volume of your wang. Then x volume by the blood weight and bam.
  4. #84
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ughhu No but I’m sure there is a weight of blood and skin. No bones in the dick in case you didn’t know that already. Is basically a skin balloon.




    No fill a beaker to the top with water. Measure the exact amount. Then put your dick in there. And remeasure the remaining water that wasn’t displaced. It will give a cubic volume of your wang. Then x volume by the blood weight and bam.

    You would still need a cubic inch of the dick meat, to identify density.
  5. #85
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    You would get the cubic inch by measuring the water displaced no?
  6. #86
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ughhu You would get the cubic inch by measuring the water displaced no?

    No, because the mass of dick is different than the mass of water.
  7. #87
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, because the mass of dick is different than the mass of water.

    you mean density.
  8. #88
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    When it's this big, you don't even have to weight it to display it...


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  9. #89
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks When it's this big, you don't even have to weight it to display it…


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  10. #90
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Just weigh yourself using very accurate scales while flaccid, then weigh yourself again with wood. Then work out the difference.

    Lol



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  11. #91
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR †

    Fuck the dude in the black T. Piece of shit.

    The world would be a happier place if we were all this comfortable about having someone stare at our assholes...
  12. #92
    HTS highlight reel
    Make a watt balance. UwU
  13. #93
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc Just weigh yourself using very accurate scales while flaccid, then weigh yourself again with wood. Then work out the difference.

    Lol



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    Not sure if bad joke or just retarded
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #94
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    all I know is this Dick weighs in at 197 lbs and its only slightly hard
  15. #95
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Not sure if bad joke or just retarded

    I knew I'd confuse a few of the more retarded idiots here. Even with the lol at the end.

    Lol



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  16. #96
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Those postal scales you weigh weed with
  17. #97
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc I knew I'd confuse a few of the more retarded idiots here. Even with the lol at the end.

    Lol



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    Expectations have been set deservedly low for you
  18. #98
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'll bet arse-painters don't make all that much.
  19. #99
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    1. Weigh yourself with an erection
    2. Weigh yourself without an erection
    3. Minus the difference
    4. Cut your dick off and weigh it
    5. Read scale result before bleeding to death
  20. Originally posted by Narc Just weigh yourself using very accurate scales while flaccid, then weigh yourself again with wood. Then work out the difference.

    Lol



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    no, we arent talking about prosthetic dicks here.
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