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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    mmmm pea soup and sobriety
  2. Originally posted by -SpectraL You would be wise not to anger me.

    On the principle that you are never angered to action, it would be wisest to anger you infinitely.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    If anger is fear announced and nothing scares you, kid you will by default not be able to ever fry my motherboard.

    Chudd molester.
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Anger is fear announced, you don't scare me, kid. you would be wise not to anger me.
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  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    People call them angels, but there's really no magic or mystery involved. They are just another race of beings different than ours. They are millions of years ahead of us as for technology. They all come from the same family of beings, but a large group of them went renegade and were marooned here in the vicinity of Earth until the appointed time. They still hold all their knowledge, however. They can make any object appear seemingly from mid air. Transport from place to place instantly. Cloak themselves completely, if desired. They can create matter from energy and energy from matter. They can bend time and space to their will. They have invisible ships high in the sky and in our solar system, watching our every move. Some of them move about freely right among us.
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    We can't call people without wings angels so we call them friends.
    You may think I'm crazy but the forest is alive.
    Alive I tell you.
    Something's been stealing our track.
    Something's been fucking with us.
    I thought things were okay until last night but there are angry monsters in the woods and in the water and the trees are following me.
    We may not make it.
    Help us please.
    Your friend forever, Jacob Collins.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Some of your closest associates, who you think are human, are actually aliens in human form, both good and bad.
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    I'm a robot, beep boop!
  9. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Mr Gay Men Watch

    Yo no!
    ¿Si tu entende hablar todo?
  10. Ghost Black Hole
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost Click this picture guys it's totally not a botnet malware


    lol 'custom title'
  12. Originally posted by aldra lol 'custom title'

    How meta.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://sputniknews.com/viral/201811291070227926-facebook-censors-macron-pic-shirtless-thugs/


    lulzar
  14. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    facebook is full of nazis that hate george soros
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    LETS GO!
  16. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Pain from a rap cat
    Man you didn't know that
    3 am, man, we bumping Bobby Womack
    My homie keep all his bullets hollow
    That's why I smell like Salvatori Faragomo with the diamond sparrow
    A rap cat with the BOSS apparel
    I put my rhymes on your block then I run it just like little Darrell
    Money and dope, man, don't come for free
    Man, I don't have no competition, ho, all I got is enemies
    I turn around like a tornado
    Rock it like a baby cradle
    Call me Doctor J if you a baller and it's getting fatal
    I make MC's do angel dust
    Take 'em to the Bay Bridge, make 'em strip, tell 'em jump
    I don't know why I get high
    I'm so in love with money I keep spending 'til it runs dry
    Hot like a kettle, when the pedal hits the metal
    Pinocchio you know son is Jepetio, hello
    Deep fried just like Friday fish
    A lot a hot sauce, now we got it popping in this bitch
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  17. Ghost Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Originally posted by Ghost

    Oh sweet, is that the new Yellow Ebola?
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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    No its organic watermelon
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost No its organic watermelon

    Isn't that racist, though?

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