2018-11-26 at 2:23 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
To be honest hydro was right, I have a collection of sex toys that I love and love and love them so much and I love them so don't think I am perfectly fine with this is a child who you know is a great resource for you to do with as you pile them in your garden and I love the way you look tonight when you get a refund for checking them out of your influence and your family for a while it may be a real nigga to have a good time tonight shooting the shit with a good thing to do with the world that contains stuff that you can get a ticket for less expensive than the ones you have already done
2018-11-26 at 2:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala
I don’t really see any way they could, if you’re strictly going for maximum physical pleasure.
Of course some people still enjoy person-to-person contact so there’s that.
Yeah, cucks. Having a girlfriend is totally gay.
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2018-11-26 at 2:34 AM UTC
I don't think some push it, pull it, pop it zimmabadingdongs can compete with a wet, hot, little pussyhole.
2018-11-26 at 2:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
Yeah, but the part wrapped around the pussyhole is capable of incessantly nagging, withholding access to said pussyhole for any reason whatsoever, and requires all kinds of maintenance to keep it around and available.
A rag with chloroform isn't
that much maintenance.
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2018-11-26 at 2:51 AM UTC
Ah no I was including that in sexual intercourse as opposed to strictly masturbating.
2018-11-26 at 2:52 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
The vast majority of my sexual experiences have been with women I had no long-term attachment with.
Alot of dudes would love that, and actually strive for that. But definitely not me.
It's just because I have a hard time building that kind of relationship.
2018-11-26 at 3:13 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
That's pretty depressing. I don't even think you're straight goytoy. It's strange that you'd be purchasing sex toys from fucking China designed for losers who fail at fucking women when you could just be banging dudes on grinder and be honest with yourself.
It's just weird you'd go to all this trouble to try to convince yourself there's a straight bone in your body (hehe) when you'd likely be much happier if you admitted you like cock. It's 2018 nobody is going to judge you ffs. Being a weak effeminate weeaboo sex toy fucker is infinitely worse than just being a gay guy who does gay things. At least then you'd have accomplishments and start moving in the right direction with your life. Until you do that you're going to remain in the same sad state of affairs, fucking some Chinese plastic and furiously fighting away imaginary penises from your brain
