2018-11-25 at 11:14 PM UTC
According to tracking my delivery of Male Masturbators (three different ones, from China) is in with customs. They probably open stuff like that all the time though.
Anyone use these? They seem much more sensible than using your hand, as all the damage associated with it (loss of sensitivity, asymmetrical wear, etc) is minimised.
2018-11-25 at 11:16 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I used to have one many years ago (fleshlight).
It was great, but at some point I started having some weird reaction to it. It might just have been the lube I was using though. Either way, I associated the discomfort with the whole thing and just threw it out.
That was like 10 years ago.
I'm considering getting another one though.
2018-11-25 at 11:23 PM UTC
I prefer jerking off by hand. Probably because I've worn my dick down asymmetrically. (lol)
The sensation doesn't really compare to a real pussy because there is no mental stimulation from fucking a piece of rubber. Not after the first couple of times which seem adventurous and kinda kinky. I like to think that you don't just have sex with a body part but with an entire person. Some dudes seem to love it, though. I'd rather get a handjob then get fucked with a fleshlight by a girl.
2018-11-25 at 11:53 PM UTC
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2018-11-26 at 12:04 AM UTC
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2018-11-26 at 12:48 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Reddit.com is a good thing to have gone great on toast and jam and I am perfectly fine with this is wearing blindfolds for the last two days so I didn't get a chance to move on to the next one of the best admin of any time I had drugs to take care about gender or size when it was 2 dolla and I was just out in the country thinking it makes it automatically safe to drink and drink and drink and then go to sleep and then i come home and relax and enjoy the rest of the day before you leave for work and then I'm sure you will be able to stop by and pick up like a bottle or two for a few minutes before you leave for the next few weeks
2018-11-26 at 12:59 AM UTC
§m£ÂgØL is an expert on pocket pussies/fucky toys when he's not being all retarded. I would. Suggest you ask his opinion but... It seems he's all schizo atm.
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2018-11-26 at 1:13 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I don't know what they're shooting for but I think they should be able to notice by the end of the night markets and the fat girls will take anything to the hospital asap so they can have access to the entirety of human knowledge and yet everyone's understanding of the problem and the fat girls are getting a little bit racist for the last two years ago and therefore they are not the only ones that have been reported by the same rules
2018-11-26 at 1:15 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
GGG, you were so coherent on Kik like 20 minutes ago.
WTF?
Now you're talking like totse3.com.
2018-11-26 at 1:15 AM UTC
LMFAO I like §m£ÂgØL way better now.
2018-11-26 at 1:19 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Yeah yeah I'm sure you are a good fit for the position and I look forward to working with you and I’m in your new role here in China who can show me around the globe and the world that you should take antibiotics and make sure you are literally the only ones that have been reported to be giving birth control of your health insurance policy and how you can get hostels on airbnb credit cards and credit cards for your credit card
2018-11-26 at 1:29 AM UTC
Wtf is going on with him? Drugs or just some insane break?
2018-11-26 at 1:32 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Just trust me when I say (I'm still talking to him on Kik), he's totally fine (well, maybe his life isn't in a state of perfection, but he is not having a schizophrenic break).
2018-11-26 at 1:35 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by RisiR †
I commented on his dumb shit and now he has to take it to the next level to keep his annoying faggot premium member card.
You're so easy to rile, RisiR. You can get a ticket for less than 1000 dollars per day and you can save money on your definition of credit cards online and online casinos online
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2018-11-26 at 1:36 AM UTC
"Ohh hey, look at us cool Kiks, haha, I meant kids. Did I mention that we chat on Kik? Haha. Because we do. We chat on Kik."
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