The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-11-25 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #5541
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL As your brain functions, it produces wax. Then the brain wax builds up and has no place to go, so it comes out the earholes.
   
   You're welcome.

   
   Are you sure about that?
   
   Doesn't brain wax cause deafness?
2. 2018-11-25 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #5542
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by cupocheer Are you sure about that?
   
   Doesn't brain wax cause deafness?

   
   Not if Q-Tips are your friend.
3. 2018-11-25 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #5543
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Not if Q-Tips are your friend.

   
   Surely you don't stick shit in your ears? You're not supposed to introduce foreign objects into your ears.
4. 2018-11-25 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #5544
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by -SpectraL As your brain functions, it produces wax. Then the brain wax builds up and has no place to go, so it comes out the earholes.
   
   You're welcome.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Not if Q-Tips are your friend.

   
   If your theory is correct you never had to use one of those.
5. 2018-11-25 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #5545
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by Sudo This is how you get drugs the fastest: lean over your bed and follow all the cords you have to the wall and PULL THE PLUG

   Uh, I'd just be on battery supply at that point. I do frequently when I gotta take a piss... It's not like I'm on life support.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by DietPiano I wanna be like you

   Oh no, no, you don't, sweetie. I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone.
6. 2018-11-25 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #5546
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Why do you have all that shit, hydro? Do you have enough hope to make plans to get off the gear?
7. 2018-11-25 at 5 PM UTC

   #5547
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Hydro -- mot being familiar with your medical situation, may I intrude and ask you what your exact medical condition is and what treatment(s) are you receiving?
   
   You aren't obliged to respond you know. No harm. No foul?
8. 2018-11-25 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #5548
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   *attention whores about committing suicide*
   
   *doesn't commit suicide but does it to try to stay relevant*
   
   *comes back "Ok I didn't commit suicide but what about these health problems I have?"*
   
   *attention whores about drugs and medical issues hoping everyone forgets about the suicide attention whoring*
   
   You are far too selfish to commit suicide which is exactly why you should do it
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG
9. 2018-11-25 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #5549
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I don't get why people get mad over people wanting to kill themselves but don't do it.
10. 2018-11-25 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #5550
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by RisiR † I don't get why people get mad over people wanting to kill themselves but don't do it.

    
    Want to kill yourself daily for all I care, just don't say you're gonna do it and don't. I can't finish when people do that.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
11. 2018-11-25 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #5551
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Gonna kill myself now.
12. 2018-11-25 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #5552
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by RisiR † I don't get why people get mad over people wanting to kill themselves but don't do it.

    
    its gay af. It's a combination of lying and emotional manipulation at the same time. I remember being on the phone in jail with a girl who said she was standing over a bridge and gonna jump then hung up and wouldn't answer my calls after. I kinda hoped she died because then I might be allowed to go to the funeral but alas she was just being an attention whore.
    
    Hydro is doubly pathetic though because she does it on a website after attention whoring this way for literally years
13. 2018-11-25 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #5553
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    She does it frequently irl too
14. 2018-11-25 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #5554
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I understand that it is troublesome if you are emotionally connected to someone. I had similar experiences but I was always just glad they didn't do it.
    
    Wanting someone to go through with it because then THEY are less pathetic to you is pretty damn selfish, as well.
15. 2018-11-25 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #5555
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's fucked up when they go "I'll kill myself WHEN/IF YOU DO/DON'T..." but I don't get the hate for some forum bromette who just states "Gonna kill myself now" and then doesn't.
16. 2018-11-25 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #5556
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Crying wolf gets old.
17. 2018-11-25 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #5557
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by cupocheer Crying wolf gets old.

    
    You're old, too. That's not the reason we all hate you, though.
18. 2018-11-25 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #5558
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by RisiR † You're old, too. That's not the reason we all hate you, though.

    Yes, I am and I don't give a fuck.
    
    I love everybody.
19. 2018-11-25 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #5559
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    We still hate you.
20. 2018-11-25 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #5560
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by RisiR † We still hate you.

    Okay