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  1. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    what the fuck are feeder mice
    the kind you buy at pet stores for a buck or two to feed snakes and shit
  2. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    the kind you buy at pet stores for a buck or two to feed snakes and shit


    Heh wow, I could think of way better revenge than that. I have done way better revenge than that. Here's one I almost used a few years ago: Throw a few sudafed boxes around, break a few glass jars, and splash around a bit of drain cleaner, and you got a 'clanlab site' that will cost tens of thousands of dollars to clean up, and the structure might even be declared unsafe for habitation, or other hilarious and undesirable drug war hysterics.
  3. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=28&v=oyxSerkkP4o
  4. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Heh wow, I could think of way better revenge than that. I have done way better revenge than that. Here's one I almost used a few years ago: Throw a few sudafed boxes around, break a few glass jars, and splash around a bit of drain cleaner, and you got a 'clanlab site' that will cost tens of thousands of dollars to clean up, and the structure might even be declared unsafe for habitation, or other hilarious and undesirable drug war hysterics.
    I'm glad they werent as smart.
  5. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Well it wasn't actually my idea. And it had nothing to do with revenge. And it was to involve fire. I, wisely or not, steered clear of the whole thing. But, I figured that the basic concept would be well suited for the situation of fucking someone over.

    Maybe someone here could use the idea for an insurance fraud scheme or something. "vagrants broke into my vacant property and there was a meth lab fire! whatever will I do?" you know, that sort of thing.
  6. You'd better abort if she is. If your sperm are fucked up you definitely shouldn't risk it, even if tests don't reveal anything overtly wrong with it. Do you remember when I linked to some threads about people's honest opinions about what it was like to have disabled children, whether they regretted it and wish they had aborted or that they would hurry up and die? Rates for autism are already high enough, other disorders have very high heritabilities as well. Imagine having a bipolar child, or an autist like me.
    lol, bro. There is only a risk of complications from treatment and shortly thereafter. My oncologist said to not try for a child for at least a year. After that, there is no evidence to suggest that the risk of genetic complications is higher than normal. Of course I will pass on a greater risk of testicular cancer to male offspring (and females will be carriers), but there is no higher chance of having a retard baby at this point.

    I havent had a sperm cell count in a long time, but last time the concentration was very low, with low motility, but morphology was good. I still have sperm banked, but IVF/ICSI is fucking expensive.
  7. Hmmm an f16 and small passenger plane crashed a few miles from me

    Someone playing GTA in real life.
  8. Cosby admitted in 2005 to getting Quaaludes to give to women he sought sex with.



    Only posting this because of that look on his face.

  9. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Daily MIL update. wentto go to magistrates this mroning and I literally went to 5 atms to get cash and they all were down. GF was like its a sign shes staying Blah. Totally flipped my shit in the car. Said the most hurtful and mean shit my anger couldmuster.GF busts out crying blah blah blah. Long story short her mom is working (we'll see how long that lasts) and since it was part of tenenacy agreement that she work I can't file eviction.

    I'm thinking about starting a go fund me to get her mom a travel camper so I can throw it in a shitty KOA down the road. Taking ideas for a good sob story for the account
  10. Hmmm an f16 and small passenger plane crashed a few miles from me
    I bet the guys in the station keep this bitch around so they can run a train on her.
  11. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I bet the guys in the station keep this bitch around so they can run a train on her.


    Hell I didnt know they even had women fire fighters
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to suck dicks outta Brooklyn, always straight hookin', always never good lookin', once again at the jail gett'n book'd in.
  13. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Feel your pain, it made me an even bigger asshole than usual
    Did you get this shitty muscle stiffness/soreness? I can deal with the shot memory, mild hallucinations, high anxiety, hand tremors, despair, etc but this muscle soreness is getting well old.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Did you get this shitty muscle stiffness/soreness? I can deal with the shot memory, mild hallucinations, high anxiety, hand tremors, despair, etc but this muscle soreness is getting well old.


    GABA effects muscle tone too, subreceptor agonism is why they usually have a muscle relaxant effect. Try a muscle relaxer. I don't have a recommendation because I've never researched anything specifically for a muscle relaxant effect.
  15. Daily MIL update. wentto go to magistrates this mroning and I literally went to 5 atms to get cash and they all were down. GF was like its a sign shes staying Blah. Totally flipped my shit in the car. Said the most hurtful and mean shit my anger couldmuster.GF busts out crying blah blah blah. Long story short her mom is working (we'll see how long that lasts) and since it was part of tenenacy agreement that she work I can't file eviction. I'm thinking about starting a go fund me to get her mom a travel camper so I can throw it in a shitty KOA down the road. Taking ideas for a good sob story for the account
    Females stick together. Your girl secretly hopes her mom will never leave.
  16. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    GABA effects muscle tone too, subreceptor agonism is why they usually have a muscle relaxant effect. Try a muscle relaxer. I don't have a recommendation because I've never researched anything specifically for a muscle relaxant effect.
    I'll have to look into some non-narcotic muscle relaxers. Just throwing this out there cos you know a lot about a lot , but does GABA, and now the lack thereof, have some effects of appetite that you know of?

    Females stick together
    lol
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll have to look into some non-narcotic muscle relaxers. Just throwing this out there cos you know a lot about a lot , but does GABA, and now the lack thereof, have some effects of appetite that you know of?

    Not that I know of, although a google brings up some results suggesting it does: www.google.com/search?q=GABA+appetite

    Although going through withdrawals and feeling bad in general will mess with your appetite.
  18. It's 2015, it's not gay to want spiderman shot in me.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
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  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, idea: http://www.calottery.com/play/scratchers-games/$3-scratchers/ladybug-bingo-1166

    No, I've never bought something like this in my life because it's a moronic waste of money. The wind blew a used one onto my doormat. Anyway, I was reading the rules and had a thought. These games can be so tedious to check, so easy to miss a win, particularly when you consider the significantly lower average IQ, ability to sustain attention, and conscientiousness, of the average person who buys this (There was an interesting analysis of the controversial 2000 election results that compared rates of invalidation due to error of various voting methods, the ones used in a recount state(s) with the "hanging chad" problem having among the highest, along with the percentage of error by IQ tier), that there are bound to be a significant percentage with small wins that are thrown away. I also noticed that many don't even bother to scratch off certain sections, like the instant win or prize multiplier.

    What if you used optical character recognition software, which should certainly be accurate enough in this day and age and with standardized characters, along with a program that determines whether they're a winner, which would likely be simple enough for someone like you due to the logical/numerical rule sets? The only problem would be acquiring discarded ones, probably wouldn't want to dig through trash. At the very least it could be a fun project, sort of like the addictive dopamine cycle from playing a game for loot/drops, particularly in the style like SAS 4 (zombie shooter) where you have chests that are opened at the end of the level , if you win (for standard play). One day you could win the big prize.

    http://money.cnn.com/2014/11/02/tech...ex.html?iid=EL

    Oh, it says there are already smartphone apps that do this for some games.

    The thought of getting pet rats (two because I wouldn't want them to be alone) crossed my mind after reading about them. With the short generations and use in lab testing/studies, I wonder if there have been any breeds (inadvertently) bred for intelligence and sociability. There's the famous Russian experiment with domesticated foxes demonstrating how rapid and dramatic changes can be. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox
    They sound like they can be pretty cool and smart, along with being apartment friendly and cheap to care for. Only sad thing is their short lifespan (I wonder if any have been bred for this as well.)

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