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  1. Originally posted by -SpectraL I can spot a benny from a thousand yards away, easily.

    quoting another spectral-tier quote.
  2. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm stoned
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hate it when you wake up and your first thoughts are so negative and angry. That's why prayer and meditation in the morning is so important
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RisiR † You really have a thing for making everything about you. Don't fucking quote me if 80% of the response is about you and your struggle. Want me to relate? Get me two sluts and some of those painkillers and we will see how I do.

    Someone with Nietzsche in their avatar should have a better understanding of why I do. All I can really talk about with certainty is myself and usually whining about my life makes others problems seem smaller.

    So do you have any reason to be mopey that is beyond your control? Likely not, and you don't seem to have done much to develop healthy coping strategies.

    Oh Woe is Risir! Life/lack of life soooo hard! Do something to try to change it or get used to feeling like that
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    I'm so hungry I could ride a horse
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sudo Someone with Nietzsche in their avatar should have a better understanding of why I do. All I can really talk about with certainty is myself and usually whining about my life makes others problems seem smaller.

    So do you have any reason to be mopey that is beyond your control? Likely not, and you don't seem to have done much to develop healthy coping strategies.

    Oh Woe is Risir! Life/lack of life soooo hard! Do something to try to change it or get used to feeling like that

    Someone with a cartoon Obama as avatar should shut the fuck up. You have been crying about the same shit for years, too. Where is your self-improvement? Where is all that big talk when you're not high on Coke? Shut the fuck up.

    We both know you'll end up getting locked up and ass fucked again so keep your shit to yourself until... well, I dunno. Just fuck off.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I can't even chat with paranoid jailbird cripples that life in a halfway house anymore without getting lecturing nobody asked for.

    Fucking SpectraL 2.0. All Canadians deserve to be gassed.
  8. Originally posted by Jυicebox For any that may be wondering, I didn't kill myself, I'm just abandoning this site because it's full of retards and trolls, and is no longer worth posting on anymore

    I made a troll account and tried to join in, but it's just not for me. Have fun.

    I know nobody cares but I was compelled to post this due to mental illness

    yeah, i'm done

    bye
  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by DietPiano yeah, i'm done

    bye

    Walk on out.
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  10. Originally posted by RisiR † I can't even chat with paranoid jailbird cripples that life in a halfway house anymore without getting lecturing nobody asked for.

    Fucking SpectraL 2.0. All Canadians deserve to be gassed.

    Why are you in a halfway house?
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics Why are you in a halfway house?

    He got raptured in prism by two with black acts of indecency.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm not. UM is.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    On the real, I don't want to be angry with you, Sudo. You're a bro and I value your insight and attempt to connect with me.

    I'm just don't know, man. I'm sorry.
  14. Originally posted by mashlehash Walk on out.

    How to syoc ;)

    okay, yesterday I wanted to do this REAL REAL bad, so I layed up on the bathroom floor thinking of a way to actualize it, and I started looking online and found an article where a girl said the easiest way to do it is to put yer head up against the wall, and to put yer legs and knees high up into the air. Now pull them knees back back back up against the wall over yer head, and keep pulling your knees closer to yoour dome. Now your abdominal section should be scrunched real real good, and your head and neck are carrying most of your body weight. Imternet said using a pillow is a good way to prevent neck injury, and I see why now, but I din't take very long so i was ok, but next time I would deff use a pillow. I was able to hold my phone up by my legs too, so I had all of the amenities. I don't think I would have had enough blood pumpin to my Clit without vids.

    My tongue, and later my lips got around my smexy clit, and I fucking OWNED that shit till I juiced. I didn't think through how I would handle the juice until it was almost about to flow me, so I decided just to let it seep into my mouth. It didn't really taste like anything. I got up and spit it into the shower drain real quick.. it wasn't unpleasant, but It's not something I'm especially looking forward to. Smoc was exhilerating, and I'm prollly gonna do it again, mostly because I have a sexy ass Clit. have fun syoc
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    jesus christ
  16. Originally posted by Ghost jesus christ

    I'm a pansexual robot!
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  18. Originally posted by DietPiano (not rlly)

    i really hate you sometimes,

    you know that?

    Like, there's times when I appreciate what you're trying to do, but there's other times where I'm like Good God man, get a fucking grip, ya'know. Like it's not like, like I worry about you or gay shit like that, but you've been doing a lot of ?able things and it s fun to watch as an otus

    rehabd broke you

    get the fk out
    /
    i love me,


    IT all comes to back to the day

    It all comes back to "Born to be Down", which is my name for the song "Bound for the Ground" by Local Heroin,
    Coapcetic is an underusedd, undervalued word, i started using it sometimes and its werid bc this guy at rh used it alot, fitness instructor

    ANYWAY

    my shoot up songs were like, i can't remember so good, but I think like green day maybe, and I really liked using 99 Luftballoons, which is a fucking great 80's song that got lots of airplay even though the whole thing is in German, and what prevents it from becamoing a song of legends is that there's a couple really out of place slow bass only riffs in an otherwise uptempo rock em sock em song, with fucking FANTASTIC opening and beginning, its a gorgeous emotional, wholesome song
    skip to the end to hear the most beautiful


    Lanny I hate how embedded videos clog up the whole fucking page, I wanna make em small then pop up, coding is retarded how hard it is, like why don't websites like this let you pick from a buncha different options instead of making you code everything yourself. use a more modern website builder template, im sure itll look pretty close and and be like 10x easier to modiyfy

    Anyway, the debate rolls on as to wether

    i lost 2 grand in the stock maket, We are in a Bear market. Jerome Powell is hiking interest rates and ripping the balls out from underneath the entire economy, Also see trump tarriffs;;; also see, okay just because there hasnt been a bear mwarket in a long time, does NOT mean we are "due" for one without a reason WHY. "Because we haven't had one in a while" is not a valid reason, when the entire economy is still booming, the job market is the best it's been in 50 years, unemployemebt is the lowest it has been ever. in my city it's 2.5%.

    i got a new laptop, almost a grand, but I wanted a 3840x2160 display bc I have very large pupils naturally (inherited, my sister loks like shes on coc all the time, she's gon be optometrist bs brainsdingdingding), my eyes are extrememely sensitiive to light I wear sunglasses when its cloudy sometimes, Really nice display good 4 reading shit, also with a display that nice, other components naturally gonna bve decent to match quality w quality, I7 anbd GEFORCE GTX MX940 or something, i don;t know, good enough to play skyrim is all more than fine for me.

    SKrm is still the best game, Winter is the prettiest Season. Orchestral music and fine art really is the highest eschalons of the human achievement, as well as architecture. learning how to learn to be creativ. need to fucking do something other than interact with things someone ELSE has built/made.

    INFx personality, cant decide P or J, both sound

    I can see through people's bs, I can tell what what and they feel sometimes before them, i hate ingenuiness for any reason, but i love being stupid. being stupid is the morst important thing to me. thinking humanity study unless marketing. big school good shcool, want to study abroad, shcholl requires this for some dregrees and highly encourages in all others, I agree with and suport this and look 4ward to



    i love you all

    Streamline this cumdump, it takes to fucking long to sort through everybodys posts. Yeah, there's some downisedse to redit style or whatevr, but the fucking time wasted going through posts here is absurd given the templates that exist now that save eons of time

    leade me i
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano I'm a pansexual robot!

    me too! beep boop
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I grew a singular small dark hair on my pean balls. Is pubert?

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