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2018-11-17 at 7:41 PM UTCLol yeah the whole in sickness and in health thing. Even if married no woman would look at her man the same way if she woke up to that.
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2018-11-17 at 7:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol yeah the whole in sickness and in health thing. Even if married no woman would look at her man the same way if she woke up to that.
Nah that ain't true even I've had a girlfriend that literally cleaned my shit water from all over our bathroom floor and made a joke about it. I still apologized about 1000 times. -
2018-11-17 at 7:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol yeah the whole in sickness and in health thing. Even if married no woman would look at her man the same way if she woke up to that.
I’ve bathed my ex before. Like literally sat him in the tub and washed his butt crack and balls. When you love someone you take care of them when they can’t take care of themselves. -
2018-11-17 at 8:02 PM UTCIf it was her shit on the floor I woulda just waited for her to get home to clean it up herself because fuck that but she did it anyway probably because she's all "responsible" or some shit. Haha. Maybe she GOT OFF on it and never told me.
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2018-11-17 at 8:53 PM UTCI know I know I'm not saying it would end a relationship. I'd take care of the woman I love like that. Hell I took care of an ex I didn't love in that situation.
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2018-11-17 at 10:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Incognito2u Why did I just think of the song Bang Your Head?
It’s definitely fitting lol
Originally posted by stl1 LJ needs a padded bed headboard or less energetic sex.
That would be nice. :)
Originally posted by mmQ OH you don't think it was just out of frustration?
No frustration here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-17 at 11:55 PM UTCCrazyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-18 at 12:09 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-18 at 1:35 AM UTCJust a flash of thought wondering why Jess just sat there on his lawnmower laughing when the yellowjackets attacked.
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2018-11-18 at 2:45 AM UTCWhy people are so dumb?? Omg..
So a couple hours ago, I asked my baby sister what she wanted for din-din, that it was my treat. She says Burger King. I said great because I could use two double whopper with cheeses right now. I asked if she wanted to come with me, and she said, “you got it, I’m ok”. I chuckled and said why did I even asked. So anyways, I was going to drive to the drive-in and place our orders, but I said fuck it, why waste gas money when it’s only down the block? So, I walked instead. As I was walking, I came by a troubled individual, where it seems, well accurately, looks like his car was being towed away. He was about 5’11, 5’12 the most, weighing about some over 200 pounds. He said and I quote-unquote, “You’re not taking my car bruh, I’ve made all my payments!”, in a loud deep voice whilst taking his coat off about to pull off a stunt. So I said to myself, should I stay and watch the whole scene or should be a fatty fat-fat and continue walking? So, my cravings basically lead me on but my mind is telling me to walk slower and watch. So, I did just that. So back to troubled irate man. It seems that his time was a bit off because the guy who was towing the car had already have everything assembled and ready for takeoff, signaling the yellow siren lights above his tow truck. So, I say to myself, why people like him are so dumb? Even he was to fight the tow truck guy and possibly win, how were you able to disassemble the car from the tow truck and drive away without being seen? Not to mention the nosy pedestrians watching and indulging for their own “social media entertainments”? I tried picturing this for a split second as I stood there, watching the irate man throw up his dukes, so to speak. So, long story short, I continued walking being a fat ass as I am and didn’t turn back, as I lit my cigarette whilst speed dialing my baby sister asking her, “do you want cheese on your chicken sammich?”
-I only did this action was because not only I was taking care of someone for the time being, I has street smarts to know that anything could happen. For all I know that irate man could’ve had a weapon of mass destruction. So, to the people who were recording and soaking every moment in, and to the irate man, who thought that having the balls to articulate the outcome, by trying to startle the young man who’s only doing his job; if you would’ve been more honest thus, responsible with your car payments-why people are so dum? I just don’t get it. Let me not judge though. Din-din was slammin’ as ushè. I just wanted to share that. Carry on folks. -
2018-11-18 at 3:17 AM UTCI edited it because I’m a perfectionist and pedantic. I also despise proof reading whist intoxicated. But I hate to sound dumb with all yous smert mouthed folks. Haha🖕🏽
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2018-11-18 at 3:19 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-18 at 3:31 AM UTCLOL😂😂
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2018-11-18 at 3:34 AM UTCThat’s how my dog looks every second the aroma of meat fluctuates within one of his highlighted senses. Or any human food rather. I hate it every time he sits there, stares and just waits. It breaks me every single time. Stoooooooooop it! 😫😂
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2018-11-18 at 3:36 AM UTCI edited it four times under 8 seconds. That’s it, I’m logging out.
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2018-11-18 at 3:36 AM UTCSeriously.😂
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2018-11-18 at 3:38 AM UTCGod dammit man. Blurps this beer really gonna put some hair in my chest by tonight.
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2018-11-18 at 4:16 AM UTC
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2018-11-18 at 4:27 AM UTC😱 How ur retarded dog?
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2018-11-18 at 4:28 AM UTCGamelan is the best music genre.
