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Lanny's solution for getting rid of all the homeless in San Francisco...

  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    They should all become youtube livestreamers
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Someone should exploit them for money and make a video series about them and find a black one from Sheff that likes crack cocaine and make him a star
  3. #23
    I can't decide (if I ever become homeless) if I'd go off in the woods and try to live off the land, or hang around the urban/city streets and eke out an existence there. The woods seems the most appealing option so far.
  4. #24
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Ghost They should all become youtube livestreamers

    This, it can be the new "learn to code".
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  5. #25
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by mmQ At the end of the day being homeless living on the skreets is like being a caveman or just more primitive people who basically did the same shit. It's not really like it should be looked down on its just a way people live and the fact people do it for many many years sometimes goes to show it's obviously worth it and very doable.

    Most people couldn't fucking handle being homeless cuz they've lived in a comfort bubble their whole life and look at it as inconceivable, dirty, wrong, low status, etc. It's not though. It's a lifestyle. And it's ok.

    Just give me one of them Cave Man clubs, I'm good unless some nigga start shootin at me..
  6. #26
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can't decide (if I ever become homeless) if I'd go off in the woods and try to live off the land, or hang around the urban/city streets and eke out an existence there. The woods seems the most appealing option so far.

    Woods. If u get a nice spot near a creek u can wash daily.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Woods. If u get a nice spot near a creek u can wash daily.

    I'd have to move north though..the woods here around Houston are full of bugs in the summer and if there is something I can't stand it's bugs crawling over my jiggaboo sized johnson.
  8. #28
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    If you lived in the woods you’d have to hunt and trap and fish and eat wild berries and shit

    Livin in San Fran,you just beg for change and shit in the street and go to the shelter for free grub
  9. #29
    Right but you're also going to be attacked by other wild homeless folk in the city or those bored teens who go around setting fire to poor sleeping homeless folk.
  10. #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Well since they made plastic straws illegal we all live like animals now wouldnt u agree???
  11. #31
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Well since they made plastic straws illegal we all live like animals now wouldnt u agree???

    That's only in 3rd world Canada I think, you can still buy plastic straws here.
  12. #32
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Youre one to talk back in england u can't even use a knife lol
  13. #33
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Youre one to talk back in england u can't even use a knife lol

    We have servants to do that.
  14. #34
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Where’s the best place to be homeless?

    San Diego has the best weather.

    The keys...they have huge bugs and those banana spiders creep me out.
  15. #35
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Archer513 Where’s the best place to be homeless?

    San Diego has the best weather.

    The keys…they have huge bugs and those banana spiders creep me out.

    San Diego is a homeless paradise as is oahu

    tent cities. but San Francisco might have the most.. or once did. it's not idea weather. even though it's been unusually warm it drops at night and that fog can cause pneumonia
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Archer513 those banana spiders creep me out.

    Shudder..they have those here, I nearly walked into one while picking wild grapes once..the web with the banana spider sitting in the middle was literally 1 inch from my face....I ran screaming like a girl.

    EDIT:

    here is a pic of a banana spider I took in Sam Houston Forest while there burying a prostitute.

  17. #37
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    We have Black Widows here. mostly in the more humid East County area and up north. like everywhere at night. they usually live in the siding of your house. but at night, they start making webs in your from yard. and they're not really webs.. they just spray silk all over everything.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by totse3.com We have Black Widows here. mostly in the more humid East County area and up north. like everywhere at night. they usually live in the siding of your house. but at night, they start making webs in your from yard. and they're not really webs.. they just spray silk all over everything.

    Back when I had my 6 wooded acres up in Conroe Texas you could go out at night and shine a torch into the woods and hundreds of spider eyes would be looking back at you...occasionally there would be a couple of huge deer eyes in the pack too...at least I hope they were deer eyes.
  19. #39
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Shudder..they have those here, I nearly walked into one while picking wild grapes once..the web with the banana spider sitting in the middle was literally 1 inch from my face….I ran screaming like a girl.

    EDIT:

    here is a pic of a banana spider I took in Sam Houston Forest while there burying a prostitute.


    Ugh.

    I dated this chic from Daytona. She knew I liked “the woods” and camping...

    She took me to this park that looked like a jungle. Every opening I could see was filled with giant webs and one of those spiders. Goddamn coral snakes and black racers...I was like-“fuck this I’m out!”

    Gimme Black bears and coyotes any day
  20. #40
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    How often do u visit and/or bury prostitutes?
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