The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-11-16 at 6:25 AM UTC

   #5361
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   
2. 2018-11-16 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #5362
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG, 
   • PhD in Condom Mechanics, 
   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-11-16 at 8:32 AM UTC

   #5363
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   muh dick mothafucka
4. 2018-11-16 at 8:50 AM UTC

   #5364
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Ghost I'm a pansexual

   
   https://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/in-depth/royal-commission/trinity-grammar-deputy-head-failed-to-tell-parents-of-rape-claim/news-story
   
   

   Another pupil at the Anglican boys school subsequently gave staff a written statement saying the rapes had been going on for months, with older boys using saucepan handles, cricket bats or wooden dildos nicknamed “the Anaconda” and “the Excalibur”, the commission heard.

5. 2018-11-16 at 8:58 AM UTC

   #5365
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   You forgot the robot part 🤖
6. 2018-11-16 at 9:01 AM UTC

   #5366
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   they made wooden dildos in wood shop, I imagine they would've gone on to make a robotic raping machine in metal shop if they hadn't been caught
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny
7. 2018-11-16 at 9:05 AM UTC

   #5367
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra they made wooden dildos in wood shop, I imagine they would've gone on to make a robotic raping machine in metal shop if they hadn't been caught

   
   Why wouldn't it just be metal dildos in metal shop? Or why wouldn't it be wooden robotic raping machines in wood class?
8. 2018-11-16 at 9:24 AM UTC

   #5368
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
9. 2018-11-16 at 9:30 AM UTC

   #5369
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   nice
10. 2018-11-16 at 9:52 AM UTC

    #5370
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    You know the party's over when your shadow-people start seeing shadow-people.
11. 2018-11-16 at 9:53 AM UTC

    #5371
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh I thought thats when the party starts.
12. 2018-11-16 at 10:39 AM UTC

    #5372
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ac5Tr_1542287015
    
    honk honk
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • PhD in Condom Mechanics
13. 2018-11-16 at 11:28 AM UTC

    #5373
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Ghost You know the party's over when your shadow-people start seeing shadow-people.

    
    If you invite them in now they cant scare you later
14. 2018-11-16 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #5374
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I thought thats when the party starts.

    
    No that's not until the shadow people that the shadow people are seeing are seeing shadow people.
    
    
    
    .
15. 2018-11-16 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #5375
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    CAM I GET THAT FORTNIGHT FAMILY?
16. 2018-11-16 at 3:30 PM UTC

    #5376
    

    PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ac5Tr_1542287015
    
    honk honk

    
    LMFAO that's literally the funniest thing I've seen all week hahahaha
17. 2018-11-16 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #5377
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches and shit. How a nigga live.
18. 2018-11-17 at 3:06 PM UTC

    #5378
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I am currently 'wigging out' my phone screen looks like it has a neon green grid that extends all the way back into hyperspace and I occasionally see random flickers of green dots like a radar screen
    
    I've probably just been awake too long. This is when shit starts getting fucky
19. 2018-11-17 at 3:21 PM UTC

    #5379
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Do you have your aluminum bike rim on your roof?
20. 2018-11-17 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #5380
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I only rim freshly cleaned assholes