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  1. #81
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson a fallen angel whose lost his wings
    I guess he failed to pass the test.

    That's why God isn't real because why would angels need wings to begin with
  2. #82
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well that and the eighteen million other things
  3. #83
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah I know they call lynx, axe over there. I think lynx sounds way better tho. Axe is a dumb name for deoderant.



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  4. #84
    I was using AXE for about 10yrs before I figured out it was Lynx (which I'd previously used in the UK)...even the fucking bottle is similar/the same so I don't know why it took me 10yrs to realize that...guess my mind is just too highly tuned to notice such menial stuff.
  5. #85
    One thing you can't really find here is Detol. I was brought up using Detol for everything so I brought a shit load back with me after a trip to England.

    Ex wife #2 had sore feet one day so I said "here, put a couple of caps of this in hot water and soak your feet, it's like a miracle cure".

    She had an allergic reaction to it and her feet went all red and bumpy and stayed that way for like a week.
  6. #86
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I use Arm and Hammer deodorant and I'm not talking about the brand name if you know what I mean ahuehuehue hue (I don't know what I mean either)
  7. #87
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Somebody posted a yt vid of the TV ad on zoklet once for some reason and I noticed it was the same exact commercial that was showing here on TV but was an american voice narrating it and it calling it axe, lol. It was one of those where the guy gets chased by loads of chicks, supposedly coz he wore the deoderant lol, and they called it the axe effect instead of the lynx effect that the British one said.

    I can't think of why they couldn't call it axe here except for the fact it sounds pretty gay. Is there a reason they couldn't call it lynx in the states? Just wondering why the different names.



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  8. #88
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think it's all about the X like it sounds like SEX so either one works but in America when we hear the word Lynx we think of a dirty cat in the mountains even though they're pretty and graceful they are smelly so we don't wanna use it as body wash or deodorant but then again what is appealing about an AXE? Nothing really and honestly if they called it lynx I would buy it but they don't so whatever
  9. #89
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I think the funniest one is where you call digestive biscuits as graham crackers. Where the fuck did that name come from.



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  10. #90
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Narc Yeah I know they call lynx, axe over there. I think lynx sounds way better tho. Axe is a dumb name for deoderant.



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    Axe is shit


    And Lynx sounds pretty similar to minx which is pretty feminine.
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  11. #91
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What would you call your body wash if you made one?

    I'd call mine..

    Power Eagle or maybe HotKid
  12. #92
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I’d call my body wash HBK.
  13. #93
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Poo for men



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  14. #94
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    White stuffs
  15. #95
    Ghost Black Hole
    They should make cannabis cologne
  16. #96
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Beer suds.
  17. #97
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost They should make cannabis cologne

    I bet that would sell an all



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  18. #98
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by Ghost They should make cannabis cologne

    Why not just rub the leaves on your skin like citranella?
  19. #99
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna make a prank cologne called "soooo hot" and it'll be designed and marketed all hot and sleek and fancy but it's actually santorum.
  20. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Will it be politically correct?
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