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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Resty have you sent her any fan mail? Techd out for years tell me you've sent her LITTERS of mail.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is that jizz on her forehead
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra is that jizz on her forehead

    It will be if you cum here
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Resty have you sent her any fan mail? Techd out for years tell me you've sent her LITTERS of mail.

    No. PLENTY of social media messages though.


    Originally posted by aldra is that jizz on her forehead

    I hope so.
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    WHITE GIRL WASTED
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When people say motherfucker usually they emphasize fucker but really they should be emphasizing mother right? Like that's the insult like you fuck your mom you mom fucker. But people say it line

    Motherfucker

    When should be

    "hey get away from me you stupid mother fucker.

    Im right as usual. I wonder why it's changed.
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  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Undesirable females and feces. How a black American live.
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Holy fuck the postal system
  9. Originally posted by Ghost Holy fuck the postal system

    Still waiting on 3 tasty grams from last Thursday :(
  10. Originally posted by mmQ When people say motherfucker usually they emphasize fucker but really they should be emphasizing mother right? Like that's the insult like you fuck your mom you mom fucker. But people say it line

    Motherfucker

    When should be

    "hey get away from me you stupid mother fucker.

    Im right as usual. I wonder why it's changed.

    I always emphasize mother in motherfucker. In Pakistan, insulting someone's mother is fighting words. If you want to cause massive asspaon, go for the mother.

    So it's instinctive to me. If I ever yell/say motherfucker, it's usually MOTHERfucker. I might also equally emphasize mother and fucker, like MOTHER, FUCKER. It's rarely just motherFUCKER.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    got no lady cause these bitches never like to listen, gettin bread every day i graduated from biscuits
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sludo
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    FML twice.
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    >not using toddler pee

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo latest in the pathetic piss test saga:

    I passed my last one but got one today and smoked a bunch of shatter 2 days ago. However I was prescribed pantoprazole which is known for showing false positives for THC. I was also on cesamet but that won't show up. I might be dirty for weed and although it's legal my PO would still try sending me back. FML twice.

    I literally want to be your probation officer and I'm tired of you being worried about passing every week and if it was me I'd let you do all the drugs if you just sucked my dick when we met but by thst I mean you had a girl suck my dick in place of you
  17. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    gonna ask you guys here because I know this is a safe place, but was gadzooks always so gay? I remember him being kind of cool. how did he mutate into the degenerate he is? is that even the real gadzooks? btw heard he likes to fuck kids and dogs
  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box gonna ask you guys here because I know this is a safe place, but was gadzooks always so gay? I remember him being kind of cool. how did he mutate into the degenerate he is? is that even the real gadzooks? btw heard he likes to fuck kids and dogs

    You two really bitchin at each other lately.



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  19. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    who, me? im nothing but chill what are you even talking about, I never even would ever even possibly think about starting some shit with some dumb faggot
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box gonna ask you guys here because I know this is a safe place, but was gadzooks always so gay? I remember him being kind of cool. how did he mutate into the degenerate he is? is that even the real gadzooks? btw heard he likes to fuck kids and dogs

    You're a loser

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