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Anyone good @ retaining serials?

  1. #1
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    This is not me asking for a pirated serial number for Windows 7 premium.


    I had Windows 7 in this computer. it was a "Open Box" from Best Buys I purchased about 4 years ago. it was clearly backstock as an already open feature and then brought up front to sale off. Not to go into it's specs, but the specs were higher end then the older Desktop I had previous.

    I had sinstalled Linux and I thought I had partitianed it. I know I partitioned it, but the fucking thing wouldn't "Go back to older version" when I tried to uninstall a shitty Ubuntu

    So I went onto Amazon and purchased a Win7 reinstall OES.

    it asked me for my serial. I looked on the back of the tower near the CPU and the side of the tower and under the tower.. lots of stickers, there is a serial for the computer but the software serial number doesn't exist. So I called Best Buy and they said, you didn't purchase an extended warranty. and I said "I don't fucking care.. where is the number.. you should have it logged somewhere as an open box for sale)

    Best buys has their heads up their asses. And if I call MS up in Seattle (Or wherever they're located) they're gonna want to force me into Windows 10. FUCK 10. FUCKING FUCK 10. FUCK THEM AND FUCK 10.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No but I'm good at reticulating splines.
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    tell them if they dont give you your serial your going to go on a parallel shooting spree on their premise.

    with an ak47 in one hand and ar15 on the other.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have Fruit Loops and Captain Crunch in the cupboard.

    Maybe some Raisin Bran too.
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  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Dang, I used to have a bunch of them I got from the darknet and a dude gave me 5 for a quarter of weed once.
    They were all on a laptop that got stolen from me, sorry mate
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tell them if they dont give you your serial your going to go on a parallel shooting spree on their premise.

    with an ak47 in one hand and ar15 on the other.

    stupid bot...completely clueless on articulating the engrish ranguage.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by infinityshock stupid bot…completely clueless on articulating the engrish ranguage.

    gay bot is gay.
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Legit Win7 license for under 10 buccs;
    www.ebay.com/itm/Windows-7-Professional-Pro-32-64-bit-Product-Key-Win-7-Pro-License-Full-Version/163320402759
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    Or, since Microsoft support for Windows 7 is scheduled to end in just over a year....

    Make Windows 10 install media on a USB drive for free with Microsoft tool and I'll give you a spare ( legitimately acquired ) license key for it.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Don't they have crackers and keygens for this stuff
  10. #10
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Use Linux.

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  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if you bought an oem serial they should've sent you a photo of the sticker with the serial on it; keep in mind windows locks serials to editions (home, premium, professional, whatever else) so you need to get a serial that matches the edition you have

    if you just want to get up and running you can fill the box with zeroes, it'll install and run with limited features. then just download/use daz's loader to validate it
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  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by gadzooks Use Linux.



    attack on stallman
  13. #13
    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    Assuming windows is still on your hard drive download magical jellybean finder and it can get the serial number off the hard drive for you
  14. #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I would like to download a magical jellybean finder.
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    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    Here you go April https://www.magicaljellybean.com/keyfinder/
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    show us your magical jellybean when you find it
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    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I would like to download a magical jellybean finder.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
    Me too!
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  18. #18
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra

    attack on stallman

    is Gentoo better than Ubuntu?
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Not for you

    It's a fucktonne more complicated to set up because dependencies are managed manually and largely without a package manager

    If you're not familiar with lunix yet Ubuntu's good place to get acquainted, that or a Debian distribution (I mostly use Bunsenlabs)
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  20. #20
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I had a few cornflakes fell down the back of the couch.



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