Random Thoughts

1. 2018-11-09 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #4301
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Anyways I’m going to be the one closing this thread out! Just 699 posts to go to get 5 golden blue stars y’all! God I miss DH and all its thread closing glory.
   
   
   
   
   
   Fack.
2. 2018-11-09 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #4302
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   I'm getting gas & I tell the dude "Debit. 10 on 3". The guy just stared at me, slack jawed & bugging.. confused? He asks me what I said after an extremely long, awkward pause.
   I'm like "10 on 3"
   what a fucking creep. Smh 🙃
3. 2018-11-09 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #4303
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   He probably thought you said tongue on me. You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover darling. That’s why he asked you to repeat it before going in for the win.
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   • mmQ
4. 2018-11-09 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #4304
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Pretty sure he was high.
   I'm not sure if he was looking at me or just staring off thinking. I was left just standing there wondering if I was the weirdo. It was uncomfortable.
5. 2018-11-09 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #4305
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Allow me to validate something for you, ok? Picture this: A man of his stature decided to take the initiative to dedicate himself towards the “No nut November” challenge. Days go by nothing serious happens, no tests to make his hormones rage out of control. So, the next day, at work, the almost impossible thing has happened. A radiant red haired woman walked-in at my job site, out of all shifts that anyone else could’ve been here, walks up to me and said, “Dammit(debit) tongue on me”. I know this was probably a mirage, but damn, that sounded so hott coming out of her mouth. Is my jaw open? Am i drooling? Shitfire I am. Should I just go ahead and do it? I wanna do it so bad..I’m horny af. I must say something-“what you said?”
6. 2018-11-09 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #4306
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Darryl why would I say "tongue on me" to the cashier at the gas station? SMH. That isn't what happened at all.
   He made me feel weird. The end. Jesus.
7. 2018-11-09 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #4307
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Apparently you misinterpreted my theory. I never said that you said it.
8. 2018-11-09 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #4308
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Dazza,
   
   Clearly your game needs to be abandoned due to inclement weather.
9. 2018-11-09 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #4309
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Why you always choose to argue with every little thing? Why you can’t be normal for once by laughing and complement the joke? That was all I was trying to do to help simmer your startled insinuating mind. I’m done.
10. 2018-11-09 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #4310
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Thinkin Vetrans, and Freedom..
11. 2018-11-09 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #4311
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dazza,
    
    Clearly your game needs to be abandoned due to inclement weather.

    
    You thought it. I’ve already said it. My game is officially gone hiatus at this time.
12. 2018-11-09 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #4312
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Apparently you misinterpreted my theory. I never said that you said it.

    
    Right. How is it logical that he would think I said that?
    
    Anyway, thanks for taking the creepy unease about the situation away. I can't even remember how I was feeling about it. 😋🙃
13. 2018-11-09 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #4313
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    My intuition tells me that you’re most certainly being sarcastic. But, you’re welcome, I guess.. :)
14. 2018-11-09 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #4314
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cute pic Darren
15. 2018-11-09 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #4315
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I beg to differ because look how fast you responded. 🤔

    
    there's no way anyone with lips that look like a king sized waterbed folded in half could not be a cock sucking expert.
16. 2018-11-09 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #4316
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Cute pic Darren

    Thanks Laren.
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17. 2018-11-09 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #4317
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Cute pic Darren

    
    if your definition of 'cute' is someone that looks like they're being gagged by a pair of sperm whales wrapped around their face.
18. 2018-11-09 at 5:34 PM UTC

    #4318
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock there's no way anyone with lips that look like a king sized waterbed folded in half could not be a cock sucking expert.

    
    That’s what she said after I was done with her.
19. 2018-11-09 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #4319
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl That’s what she said after I was done with her.

    
    that's what you get for picking up pre-op trannys.
20. 2018-11-09 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #4320
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    That’s what you get for holding dildos on steroids and think you have some form of stability.