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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock I literally just said I masturbate to you in ways that are against the laws of nature and several paragraphs in the geneva convention.

    Hahahahhh you really are one of the saddest mofo's I've ever heard of, loll



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  2. Originally posted by ohfralala Wrong. I weigh 350.

    aileen wuornos ?
  3. Yeah that’s me. Prepare to die.
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol smh.
  5. I hope that thing falls off one day.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ohhhhhhhhhh so this thread isn't about gay guys getting all dolled up and pounding ass?

    Well dang Daniel.
  7. Daaaamn Daniel back at it again with the white vans.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Bout to go on a date i am off a klonopin I'm gonna get weird & see how it goes.
  9. You gonna fall in love. It’s in the air.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala Wrong. I weigh 350.

    makes double fisting even better for you
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Hahahahhh you really are one of the saddest mofo's I've ever heard of, loll

    i enjoy you
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala You gonna fall in love. It’s in the air.

    thats the roofies
  13. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut


    Just like Fin to always take the "easy" road. 😝
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty

    Just like Fin to always take the "easy" road. 😝

    i prefer the easy ones. the ones that play hard to get are too expensive in duct tape and roofies.
  15. Originally posted by infinityshock i prefer the easy ones. the ones that play hard to get are too expensive in duct tape and roofies.

    youve always been the easy one.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala You gonna fall in love. It’s in the air.

    BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla don't throw your poo at people, its not polite. do it again and i wont let you swingset on the jungle vines

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