Makeup sex

1. 2018-10-25 at 8:58 PM UTC

   #21
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   hush girl,, u couldnt handle 10 days with the POLECAT up in ur shit
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-10-25 at 9 PM UTC

   #22
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Right.
   
   Couldn't or wouldn't are probably keywords.
3. 2018-10-25 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #23
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   fat girls flip out on my cock girl
4. 2018-10-25 at 9:46 PM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala Do you ever pick a fight just to get the guy all riled up to the point he’s just so frustrated with you he doesn’t know what else to do except manhandle your crazy ass and he gets you pinned and you’re just laying there nipping at him like meow mix meow mix please deliver???
   
   I just realized the user base is mostly male. I wonder if this would work for guys. I wonder if a guy has ever done this to me and I never knew it.

   
   this is how you get a dick in your ass balls-deep with no lube or warmup
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5. 2018-10-25 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   THAT IS THE POINT
6. 2018-10-25 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala THAT IS THE POINT

   
   i see what you did there
7. 2018-10-26 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Archer513 All my sex is make up sex
   
   I probably did something…even if it’s in her crazy head

   
   LMAO
8. 2018-11-05 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #28
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   My ex would do that. I'd be holding her hair tightly twisted up in my hand forcing her to choke on my dick, then raise her up off it so she could gasp for air with spit all over her mouth then force her head back down. Might take a break and grab her thighs so hard they bruised and bottom out in the pussy once or twice with her panties to the side before taking it out and putting it back in her throat.
   
   My feelings would be really hurting the whole time.
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9. 2018-11-05 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I picture you as a much more gentlemanly lover anyways.

   
   Ouch, rekt.
   
   Sorry zanny, lol.
   
   
   
   .
10. 2018-11-05 at 12:57 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If we were in a relationship and you made me angry on purpose you could expect a fist to the dome(head) instead of the D.
11. 2018-11-05 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH My ex would do that. I'd be holding her hair tightly twisted up in my hand forcing her to choke on my dick, then raise her up off it so she could gasp for air with spit all over her mouth then force her head back down. Might take a break and grab her thighs so hard they bruised and bottom out in the pussy once or twice with her panties to the side before taking it out and putting it back in her throat.
    
    My feelings would be really hurting the whole time.

    
    All that’s good except for the very last sentence.
12. 2018-11-05 at 1:05 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Ouch, rekt.
    
    Sorry zanny, lol.
    
    
    
    .

    
    Nah it’s a good thing.
13. 2018-11-05 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie If we were in a relationship and you made me angry on purpose you could expect a fist to the dome(head) instead of the D.

    
    you should try it to the colon
    
    much more effective end result
14. 2018-11-05 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by infinityshock you should try it to the colon
    
    much more effective end result

    
    You may be right, but there is something satisfying about beating someone you're angry with in the face.
15. 2018-11-05 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #35
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie You may be right, but there is something satisfying about beating someone you're angry with in the face.

    
    not as satisfying as being angry with them and seeing their face while your fist is wallowing around their lower digestive tract.
16. 2018-11-05 at 1:35 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie You may be right, but there is something satisfying about beating someone you're angry with in the face.

    
    “Don’t piss me off baby. I don’t want to have to break my hand again.”
17. 2018-11-05 at 1:37 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by ohfralala “Don’t piss me off baby. I don’t want to have to break my hand again.”

    
    What are you trying to say.
    
    
18. 2018-11-05 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That you get so pist!
19. 2018-11-05 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by ohfralala That you get so pist!

    
    Well... I would expect someone that purports to love me to not make me angry on purpose. If you want rough sex just say so and i'll do what i can.
20. 2018-11-05 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh that takes all the fun out of it.
    
    Also it’s worth noting that you don’t really do this with the intention to hurt, just provoke testosterone.
    
    I mean, really, what is a relationship if you can’t do a couple of lines and yell at each other while fucking before Thanksgiving? Then kiss and go eat turkey.
    
    That’s something to be thankful for.