The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

2018-11-05 at 2:11 PM UTC

#5121

PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

2018-11-05 at 2:15 PM UTC

#5122

Ghost Black Hole

Sexy

2018-11-05 at 2:33 PM UTC

#5123

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Sophie Big ass laundry detergent bottles of course. It has multiple benefits. 1. My dick fits through the hole 2. They hold a large volume of piss. It's the less labor intensive solution. Well that is if you ever get rid of your piss bottles. NIGGA

I just pour them out and use them again

2018-11-06 at 2:07 AM UTC

#5124

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I might be gone tomorrow but I find out in the morning. I will keep you posted. fml

2018-11-06 at 2:17 AM UTC

#5125

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Good luck

2018-11-06 at 2:21 AM UTC

#5126

Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

Originally posted by Sudo I might be gone tomorrow but I find out in the morning. I will keep you posted. fml

"i can function"

2018-11-06 at 5:40 AM UTC

#5127

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I'm done.

2018-11-06 at 5:42 AM UTC

#5128

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by DietPiano I'm done.

get kicked out of rehab?

2018-11-06 at 6:26 AM UTC

#5129

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra get kicked out of rehab?

No.

I finished inpatient treatment at Hazelden Betty Ford's most renowned recovery center, which is arguabky the best in the world.

I was part of the most cohesive unit on campus, and was chosen by my counselor to be the senior peer leader of the group, AKA "Sheriff".

I'm going to start day treatment in a major city, and am going to live in a sober house that I'm moving into tomorrow.

This past month changed my life. I let go of all fear and resentments. I choose not to feel unhelpful feelings. I live in this moment, which is the only moment, and I am at peace.

I no longer resign to thinking my life is going to be somewhere between mediocre and terrible. I'm gonna go live a swell life.

I love each and every one of you. Please message me if are struggling with life.

I'm not spending my life posting on this forum. It is as or more addictive than any other drug, and is more damning to one's personal life than may be realized.

I'm done being retarded online. I'd be happy (I think) to talk to any of you on the phone if you'd like. Again, I appreciate any private messages, even if it's just to say hi. I wish you all the best of luck.

DP

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2018-11-06 at 6:40 AM UTC

#5130

Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

Originally posted by DietPiano No.

I finished inpatient treatment at Hazelden Betty Ford's most renowned recovery center, which is arguabky the best in the world.

I was part of the most cohesive unit on campus, and was chosen by my counselor to be the senior peer leader of the group, AKA "Sheriff".

I'm going to start day treatment in a major city, and am going to live in a sober house that I'm moving into tomorrow.

This past month changed my life. I let go of all fear and resentments. I choose not to feel unhelpful feelings. I live in this moment, which is the only moment, and I am at peace.

I no longer resign to thinking my life is going to be somewhere between mediocre and terrible. I'm gonna go live a swell life.

I love each and every one of you. Please message me if are struggling with life.

I'm not spending my life posting on this forum. It is as or more addictive than any other drug, and is more damning to one's personal life than may be realized.

I'm done being retarded online. I'd be happy (I think) to talk to any of you on the phone if you'd like. Again, I appreciate any private messages, even if it's just to say hi. I wish you all the best of luck.

DP

hey send me money before u leave

2018-11-06 at 6:41 AM UTC

#5131

PhD in Condom Mechanics Houston

Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla hey send me money before u leave

Just earn some, easy.

2018-11-06 at 6:43 AM UTC

#5132

Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics Just earn some, easy.

but then i have to do things

all the money in the world wont make you less gay

2018-11-06 at 9:41 AM UTC

#5133

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by DietPiano No.

I finished inpatient treatment at Hazelden Betty Ford's most renowned recovery center, which is arguabky the best in the world.

I was part of the most cohesive unit on campus, and was chosen by my counselor to be the senior peer leader of the group, AKA "Sheriff".

I'm going to start day treatment in a major city, and am going to live in a sober house that I'm moving into tomorrow.

This past month changed my life. I let go of all fear and resentments. I choose not to feel unhelpful feelings. I live in this moment, which is the only moment, and I am at peace.

I no longer resign to thinking my life is going to be somewhere between mediocre and terrible. I'm gonna go live a swell life.

I love each and every one of you. Please message me if are struggling with life.

I'm not spending my life posting on this forum. It is as or more addictive than any other drug, and is more damning to one's personal life than may be realized.

I'm done being retarded online. I'd be happy (I think) to talk to any of you on the phone if you'd like. Again, I appreciate any private messages, even if it's just to say hi. I wish you all the best of luck.

DP

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2018-11-06 at 1:21 PM UTC

#5134

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by DietPiano No.

I finished inpatient treatment at Hazelden Betty Ford's most renowned recovery center, which is arguabky the best in the world.

I was part of the most cohesive unit on campus, and was chosen by my counselor to be the senior peer leader of the group, AKA "Sheriff".

I'm going to start day treatment in a major city, and am going to live in a sober house that I'm moving into tomorrow.

This past month changed my life. I let go of all fear and resentments. I choose not to feel unhelpful feelings. I live in this moment, which is the only moment, and I am at peace.

I no longer resign to thinking my life is going to be somewhere between mediocre and terrible. I'm gonna go live a swell life.

I hope things work out for you. Really.

But I have to warn you, this sounds almost exactly like what I posted on Tainted Browser after I got out of the mental hospital the first time in 2015. It took me about four weeks to relapse.

It feels good to be sober now, but a few weeks from now the cravings are going to hit you worse than they ever did while you were addicted, or even in withdrawal. Be prepared for it.

As spoo so accurately once said,

Originally posted by Pussle Master Stick to the plan
Follow protocol, son
And you won't end up
Like Kolokol-1

2018-11-06 at 1:48 PM UTC

#5135

tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

That's really wonderful dietP. Best of luck. 👍

2018-11-06 at 2:22 PM UTC

#5136

Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

Originally posted by tee hee hee That's really wonderful dietP. Best of luck. 👍

can i see your face without the paint covering it i dunno if you're hot or not

2018-11-06 at 2:43 PM UTC

#5137

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by DietPiano No.

I finished inpatient treatment at Hazelden Betty Ford's most renowned recovery center, which is arguabky the best in the world.

I was part of the most cohesive unit on campus, and was chosen by my counselor to be the senior peer leader of the group, AKA "Sheriff".

I'm going to start day treatment in a major city, and am going to live in a sober house that I'm moving into tomorrow.

This past month changed my life. I let go of all fear and resentments. I choose not to feel unhelpful feelings. I live in this moment, which is the only moment, and I am at peace.

I no longer resign to thinking my life is going to be somewhere between mediocre and terrible. I'm gonna go live a swell life.

I love each and every one of you. Please message me if are struggling with life.

I'm not spending my life posting on this forum. It is as or more addictive than any other drug, and is more damning to one's personal life than may be realized.

I'm done being retarded online. I'd be happy (I think) to talk to any of you on the phone if you'd like. Again, I appreciate any private messages, even if it's just to say hi. I wish you all the best of luck.

DP

There is at least some intelligent discussion here. It's not like you need to write the place off, just some of the mindless retards which inhabit it. It's called scrolling. Scroll south, young man! Scroll south!

2018-11-06 at 3:27 PM UTC

#5138

Ghost Black Hole

I wanna read about people ruining their life on meth

2018-11-06 at 3:29 PM UTC

#5139

Technologist victim of incest

Originally posted by Ghost I wanna read about people ruining their life on meth

Why Scron? Aren’t you off the stuff?

2018-11-06 at 3:35 PM UTC

#5140

Ghost Black Hole

Because it's not just about mindless hedonism and self destruction

It's about real human connections and experience, love and hate, it's the ultimate tragedy and comedy.

When you're the only one in a group of people and you are the one with the pipe, you are sharing it amongst people it's like you become a God, you are the center of attention and the keeper of the sacred chalice.

If two people are on the drug they will almost always be cool towards each other. It's all about the LOVE man

Meth smokers are the new age hippies of the 22nd century. Instead of flower power and communes we like trap house and sketchy back alleys

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