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Makeup sex

  1. 2018-11-06 at 1:36 AM UTC
    #81
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    she would be wondering the whole time which motherfucker it was fulfilling her fantasy this time
  2. 2018-11-06 at 1:38 AM UTC
    #82
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol damn dude

    I’m not acting out fantasies in this thread, hence me saying the right person
  3. 2018-11-06 at 1:46 AM UTC
    #83
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol damn dude

    I’m not acting out fantasies in this thread, hence me saying the right person

    I told you this ain't about what you want. And I'll leave you to clean up that hot sticky little creampie too, that I've left oozing out of your battered little twat. In fact you can suck my cock clean before I go as well.



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  4. 2018-11-06 at 1:47 AM UTC
    #84
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No you sound like Infinity.
  5. 2018-11-06 at 1:48 AM UTC
    #85
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala No you sound like Infinity.

    Now that is insulting. You can forget it now.



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  6. 2018-11-06 at 1:50 AM UTC
    #86
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala The fact that you took the time to explain the use of the phrase bitch, as if it’s not one of the most commonly used words, IS INDICATIVE that you are in fact a bitch and wouldn’t know what to do with yourself if a woman ever called you one.

    Everybody on this board knows you eat your own jizz and cry you raging faggot.

    Now stfu you shit stain or else I’ll force you to ride around your neighborhood on a unicycle with a dildo in your asshole while you scream I love big black nigger dick.

    the fact is youve spent too much time around bitch-males is reason enough for you to need an explanation of the term. normal females dont need to call a normal male a 'bitch' to elicit the response of him proving hes not a bitch since its obvious to everyone that they arent a bitch. youre some sort of defective needing to have a term spelled out for you clearly. when a normal female needs the sexual stimulation of masochism, calling the male a 'bitch' isnt the way to do it.

    ive thought long and hard...no pun intended...and for the life of me cant even remember ever being called a bitch by a female for any reason. 'asshole' is literally the most common term...then 'motherfucker.' the last time a female called me a derogatory term it was 'nigger.'

    any riding around ill be doing will be on you and your tongue will be the dildo. the 100,000-volt cattle prod up your asshole is going to provide that little extra motivation for when you dont think youre able to get the tip all up in there good and deep. if youre a good girl i might even let you use the 'vibrate' feature on the telephone pole i cram into your nigger-cock slot.
  7. 2018-11-06 at 1:51 AM UTC
    #87
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Didn’t read.
  8. 2018-11-06 at 1:51 AM UTC
    #88
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc I told you this ain't about what you want. And I'll leave you to clean up that hot sticky little creampie too, that I've left oozing out of your battered little twat. In fact you can suck my cock clean before I go as well.



    the only chance you have of ever getting laid…other than your downloaded girlfriends… is at a petting zoo after theyve closed and the farmer has gone to bed.
  9. 2018-11-06 at 1:52 AM UTC
    #89
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala Didn’t read.

    no one is surprised at your self admission of i­lliteracy
  10. 2018-11-06 at 1:52 AM UTC
    #90
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Now that is insulting. You can forget it now.

    you want insulting…look in the mirror
  11. 2018-11-06 at 1:54 AM UTC
    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock no one is surprised at your self admission of i­lliteracy

    Speaking of illiteracy...there is a difference between couldn’t and didn’t, but nobody is surprised you can’t distinguish the two.
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  12. 2018-11-06 at 1:58 AM UTC
    #92
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Your clit is about 7 3/4 inches too short and would need to be the color of a Goodyear tyre to get any interest from Jill. That faggot wouldn't even know what to do with a hole that didn't have shit coming out of it.



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  13. 2018-11-06 at 2:01 AM UTC
    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well thankfully, I don’t want his interest.
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  14. 2018-11-06 at 2:02 AM UTC
    #94
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala Speaking of illiteracy…there is a difference between couldn’t and didn’t, but nobody is surprised you can’t distinguish the two.

    your attempt at pretending youre not a dumb illiterate nigger is fooling no one.
  15. 2018-11-06 at 2:03 AM UTC
    #95
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Your clit is about 7 3/4 inches too short and would need to be the color of a Goodyear tyre to get any interest from Jill. That faggot wouldn't even know what to do with a hole that didn't have shit coming out of it.

    considering you have no holes that dont have shit coming out of them its no surprise youre one of my favorite fap-friends
  16. 2018-11-06 at 2:03 AM UTC
    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ITT we learn that Infinity would have a meltdown and beg for Mommy if a woman ever called him a bitch.
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  17. 2018-11-06 at 2:04 AM UTC
    #97
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala Well thankfully, I don’t want his interest.

    no one cares what you want

    youre getting want everyone else wants
  18. 2018-11-06 at 2:04 AM UTC
    #98
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala ITT we learn that Infinity would have a meltdown and beg for Mommy if a woman ever called him a bitch.

    you should try it some time
  19. 2018-11-06 at 2:04 AM UTC
    #99
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala All that’s good except for the very last sentence.

    I'm never claiming one of you evil creatures again

    Sorry mama
  20. 2018-11-06 at 2:10 AM UTC
    #100
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Gross. Am I supposed to understand fala?

    Is that some retarded
    Help urself?
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