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Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
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2016-02-07 at 3:50 PM UTC
> Meme Arrows
<dumb sand nigger is dumb<><>fuck boy Bohemian butt pumper cunts
> Thinks chess strategy translates to anything else
> Thinks pointing out why own argument is retarded, makes it not retarded
> Adheres to bourgeois liberal faggot definitions of productivity because its, like, what I want it to be maaan.
I will literally rape you at chess. I will be back in town on Wednesday and if you want to face me, I will assfuck you, shit on your chest, cum on your face then make you eat it off with a shavette, at chess. 1900 ELO, you bitch nigger, come at me. I know more about chess than you have any chance of ever knowing. Looking forward to facing you if you dare, you little was of jizz. I'll make you gay cock scream my name. J'adore quand ils m'appellent Big Poppa, faggot.
But Chess leads to no special intellectual or personal development. I know because I wasted too much time getting good at it.
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2016-02-07 at 4:11 PM UTCI'm laughing my ass off here. Hahaha...
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2016-02-07 at 4:14 PM UTC
> Meme Arrows
> Thinks chess strategy translates to anything else
> Thinks pointing out why own argument is retarded, makes it not retarded
> Adheres to bourgeois liberal faggot definitions of productivity because its, like, what I want it to be maaan.
I remember Captain Falcon being a lot more insightful than you are, which leads me to wonder if you really are THE Captain Falcon.
Anyway, the game of chess does in fact bestow meaningful life skills and has been empirically shown to increase cognitive function, which is the reason that it has been preserved for so long. As I'm sure you know since your rating is 1900, it was originally taught to princes by an instructor whose only job in the court was to teach chess. The reason this was so is because it not only develops strategical thinking but has also been shown to improves pattern recognition, reading skills, coping skills, social intelligence, critical thinking skill, and even imagination. Please see the links below:
http://www.shatranj.us/files/BenefitsofChess.pdf
http://www.chrest.info/fg/preprints/..._education.PDF
http://journals.cambridge.org/action...38741600000524
http://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ610286
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/1...nalCode=vpsf20
I mean, there's literally hundreds of studies confirming this. Empirical evidence notwithstanding, I'm sure you're familiar with Kasparov's "How Life Emulates Chess," which makes a series of arguments about how chess is a great "teacher" to real life problems.I will literally rape you at chess. I will be back in town on Wednesday and if you want to face me, I will assfuck you, shit on your chest, cum on your face then make you eat it off with a shavette, at chess. 1900 ELO, you bitch nigger, come at me. I know more about chess than you have any chance of ever knowing. Looking forward to facing you if you dare, you little was of jizz. I'll make you gay cock scream my name. J'adore quand ils m'appellent Big Poppa, faggot.
But Chess leads to no special intellectual or personal development. I know because I wasted too much time getting good at it.
I put my username in the thread. We can play anytime.
Slappy - just hit me up whenever on chess.com and we'll go from there. -
2016-02-07 at 4:49 PM UTCITT: people take my Navy Seals level post seriously.
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2016-02-07 at 4:55 PM UTC
ITT: people take my Navy Seals level post seriously.
I don't know what that's even supposed to mean but, if you're posting something on a forum, I don't understand why you're surprise that people are responding to it. -
2016-02-07 at 5:27 PM UTC
ITT: people take my Navy Seals level post seriously.
>implying 1 long post by easy is people taking you seriously. You can educate children without taking them seriously hen they say childish things. -
2016-02-07 at 10:42 PM UTC
I don't know what that's even supposed to mean but, if you're posting something on a forum, I don't understand why you're surprise that people are responding to it.
I'm just surprised you're all getting your jimmies rustled
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2016-02-08 at 12:21 AM UTC
I'm just surprised you're all getting your jimmies rustled
Again, you don't seem to understand forums.
You say something stupid. I corrected it. No rustling required.
That shit took less than ten seconds to find on Google. -
2016-02-08 at 6:33 AM UTC
Again, you don't seem to understand forums.
If your jimmies aren't rustled, why are you getting so mad and defensive?
You say something stupid. I corrected it. No rustling required.
That shit took less than ten seconds to find on Google. -
2016-02-08 at 6:40 AM UTClllllooollll
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2016-02-08 at 12:09 PM UTC
If your jimmies aren't rustled, why are you getting so mad and defensive?
My jimmies have been thoroughly rustled -
2016-02-08 at 1:14 PM UTCIf it is an electronic game, cheat or mod.
A real life game, rub your foot gainst there lega nd make them jump so the pieces go everywhere and you win by forfeit, or promise to kill there family if you lose, either way will work -
2016-02-08 at 3:08 PM UTC
My jimmies have been thoroughly rustled
Well it's very big of you to admit it.
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2016-02-08 at 4:17 PM UTC
If your jimmies aren't rustled, why are you getting so mad and defensive?
The only mad or defensive post written are the long ones you wrote insulting everybody and claiming that you'd beat everybody in chess with your expert ELO rating.
I posted up a few articles that show chess helps people learn.
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2016-02-08 at 7:31 PM UTC
The only mad or defensive post written are the long ones you wrote insulting everybody and claiming that you'd beat everybody in chess with your expert ELO rating.
You literally wrote a massive post that was mad, breh. It's okay to admit that you got mad. It's just an emotion.
I posted up a few articles that show chess helps people learn.
Troll rating -1/10
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2016-02-08 at 7:36 PM UTCYou either play eachother or you're a bunch of faggots who suck shit of nigger dicks.
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2016-02-08 at 8:57 PM UTCYou could just practice.
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2016-02-08 at 10:05 PM UTCI've beat the Kasparov handheld twice out of about 1000 games. The only way I could win is to play totally defensive, aggressively make even sacrifices for better position, and wait for the natural openings.
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2016-02-09 at 2:40 AM UTC
You literally wrote a massive post that was mad, breh. It's okay to admit that you got mad. It's just an emotion.
DAMAGE CONTROL!!!!!!!!! -
2016-02-09 at 4:26 AM UTC
DAMAGE CONTROL!!!!!!!!!
Why are you so upset?