2018-10-30 at 10:04 PM UTC
I get followed around by security at grocery stores.
So I'm walking into a fred meyer at ~20:00, and I see some faggot security guard standing outside. I have an empty coffee cup, so I walk a bit away from the entrance to the trash can to throw it away. Then I go to walk into the store. As I pass the guard, I noticed that hes armed with a glock brand bl0ck (pleb). I didn't know fred meyer has armed guards now but whatever the fuck, I need liquor for my niggas back in our truck parking lot. I go straight to the liquor section and start looking for the specific type that we wanted. It was a large selection so Im looking for a while. Then in my peripheral vision that can see around corners, but not before I can smell him, I spot the security guard walking around me, trying to be sneaky going around tables with muffins n shit. He was starting at me the whole time. I let him know that I see him, and tell him FUCK YOU with a look.
One time I walk into an organic food store at 1:00 (its 24hr). I need some fancy organic drinks n shit to quench my thirst. Faggot security guard sees me walk in, then as I pass him he promptly gets in front of the entrance, facing the inside of the store. While I walk around hippie land looking for a drink, employees crawl out of the walls and shadow me. I am the only customer in the store. I get my shit and check out, and as the guard sees me pay, he gets out of the between me and the exit. Fucking tryhard wasn't even armed.
And so I ask, what the fuck, exactly, is suspicious looking at a grocery store? I can't imagine that I look like a vagrant. Both those times I was dressed in 5.11 pants, COCKodile or snake shoes, adidas track top, and jedielry/ swiss automatic watch in prominent display. Decent cologne too. Maybe an adidas baseball cap. Does it look like I came in to steal groceries?
I think most security, armed or not, are massive tryhard niggers. The cheaper place that they guard, the harder they try to look tough. Fuck em.
2018-10-30 at 10:13 PM UTC
Russian, are you a black?
2018-10-30 at 10:58 PM UTC
AngryOnion
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Originally posted by Misguided Russian
I get followed around by security at grocery stores.
So I'm walking into a fred meyer at ~20:00, and I see some faggot security guard standing outside. I have an empty coffee cup, so I walk a bit away from the entrance to the trash can to throw it away. Then I go to walk into the store. As I pass the guard, I noticed that hes armed with a glock brand bl0ck (pleb). I didn't know fred meyer has armed guards now but whatever the fuck, I need liquor for my niggas back in our truck parking lot. I go straight to the liquor section and start looking for the specific type that we wanted. It was a large selection so Im looking for a while. Then in my peripheral vision that can see around corners, but not before I can smell him, I spot the security guard walking around me, trying to be sneaky going around tables with muffins n shit. He was starting at me the whole time. I let him know that I see him, and tell him FUCK YOU with a look.
One time I walk into an organic food store at 1:00 (its 24hr). I need some fancy organic drinks n shit to quench my thirst. Faggot security guard sees me walk in, then as I pass him he promptly gets in front of the entrance, facing the inside of the store. While I walk around hippie land looking for a drink, employees crawl out of the walls and shadow me. I am the only customer in the store. I get my shit and check out, and as the guard sees me pay, he gets out of the between me and the exit. Fucking tryhard wasn't even armed.
And so I ask, what the fuck, exactly, is suspicious looking at a grocery store? I can't imagine that I look like a vagrant. Both those times I was dressed in 5.11 pants, COCKodile or snake shoes, adidas track top, and jedielry/ swiss automatic watch in prominent display. Decent cologne too. Maybe an adidas baseball cap. Does it look like I came in to steal groceries?
I think most security, armed or not, are massive tryhard niggers. The cheaper place that they guard, the harder they try to look tough. Fuck em.
It's the track top.
Every time I see somebody wearing track clothes in public it makes me think they are wearing pajamas.
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