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  1. #21
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I'm the Eurasian Marco Corbelli btw

    Serial killer to be

    Feel the blade
    Perfect meat relationship

    They say you have to start with animals.
    I'm not sure what size. apparently kill 6 and leave 6 alive. this will get you on a flag-list as well.
  2. #22
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Perfect meat relationship

    Sounds like it should be the name of a song you produce.


    ONTOPIC: It would depend on what i intend to do for the day. If it's business i'll look like a business person, if it's leisure, i'll wear what i like, fashion wise. If i'm shoplifting, i'll probably just look like any other space nigga.
  3. #23
    I get followed around by security at grocery stores.

    So I'm walking into a fred meyer at ~20:00, and I see some faggot security guard standing outside. I have an empty coffee cup, so I walk a bit away from the entrance to the trash can to throw it away. Then I go to walk into the store. As I pass the guard, I noticed that hes armed with a glock brand bl0ck (pleb). I didn't know fred meyer has armed guards now but whatever the fuck, I need liquor for my niggas back in our truck parking lot. I go straight to the liquor section and start looking for the specific type that we wanted. It was a large selection so Im looking for a while. Then in my peripheral vision that can see around corners, but not before I can smell him, I spot the security guard walking around me, trying to be sneaky going around tables with muffins n shit. He was starting at me the whole time. I let him know that I see him, and tell him FUCK YOU with a look.

    One time I walk into an organic food store at 1:00 (its 24hr). I need some fancy organic drinks n shit to quench my thirst. Faggot security guard sees me walk in, then as I pass him he promptly gets in front of the entrance, facing the inside of the store. While I walk around hippie land looking for a drink, employees crawl out of the walls and shadow me. I am the only customer in the store. I get my shit and check out, and as the guard sees me pay, he gets out of the between me and the exit. Fucking tryhard wasn't even armed.

    And so I ask, what the fuck, exactly, is suspicious looking at a grocery store? I can't imagine that I look like a vagrant. Both those times I was dressed in 5.11 pants, COCKodile or snake shoes, adidas track top, and jedielry/ swiss automatic watch in prominent display. Decent cologne too. Maybe an adidas baseball cap. Does it look like I came in to steal groceries?

    I think most security, armed or not, are massive tryhard niggers. The cheaper place that they guard, the harder they try to look tough. Fuck em.
  4. #24
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian One time I walk into an organic food store at 1:00 (its 24hr). I need some fancy organic drinks n shit to quench my thirst. Faggot security guard sees me walk in, then as I pass him he promptly gets in front of the entrance, facing the inside of the store. While I walk around hippie land looking for a drink, employees crawl out of the walls and shadow me.

    I picture people literally crawling out of walls. It's disturbing. I've had one too many a stimulant psychosis for this shit.
  5. #25
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Russian, are you a black?
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine idk do I look suspicious?


    you have a purty mouth
  7. #27
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Arigatou ^_^
  8. #28
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I get followed around by security at grocery stores.

    So I'm walking into a fred meyer at ~20:00, and I see some faggot security guard standing outside. I have an empty coffee cup, so I walk a bit away from the entrance to the trash can to throw it away. Then I go to walk into the store. As I pass the guard, I noticed that hes armed with a glock brand bl0ck (pleb). I didn't know fred meyer has armed guards now but whatever the fuck, I need liquor for my niggas back in our truck parking lot. I go straight to the liquor section and start looking for the specific type that we wanted. It was a large selection so Im looking for a while. Then in my peripheral vision that can see around corners, but not before I can smell him, I spot the security guard walking around me, trying to be sneaky going around tables with muffins n shit. He was starting at me the whole time. I let him know that I see him, and tell him FUCK YOU with a look.

    One time I walk into an organic food store at 1:00 (its 24hr). I need some fancy organic drinks n shit to quench my thirst. Faggot security guard sees me walk in, then as I pass him he promptly gets in front of the entrance, facing the inside of the store. While I walk around hippie land looking for a drink, employees crawl out of the walls and shadow me. I am the only customer in the store. I get my shit and check out, and as the guard sees me pay, he gets out of the between me and the exit. Fucking tryhard wasn't even armed.

    And so I ask, what the fuck, exactly, is suspicious looking at a grocery store? I can't imagine that I look like a vagrant. Both those times I was dressed in 5.11 pants, COCKodile or snake shoes, adidas track top, and jedielry/ swiss automatic watch in prominent display. Decent cologne too. Maybe an adidas baseball cap. Does it look like I came in to steal groceries?

    I think most security, armed or not, are massive tryhard niggers. The cheaper place that they guard, the harder they try to look tough. Fuck em.

    It's the track top.
    Every time I see somebody wearing track clothes in public it makes me think they are wearing pajamas.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse3.com They say you have to start with animals.
    I'm not sure what size. apparently kill 6 and leave 6 alive. this will get you on a flag-list as well.

    What if I like animals but not people?
  10. #30
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by esbity What if I like animals but not people?

    That would be a peculiar configuration of ASPD you have then. What's fun is that personality disorders are like constellations of pathologies, there's a lot of them and you can connect the lines in funky ways.
  11. #31
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie That would be a peculiar configuration of ASPD you have then. What's fun is that personality disorders are like constellations of pathologies, there's a lot of them and you can connect the lines in funky ways.

    Maybe Ive always felt closer to animals than people. Maybe its because Im more animal-like than people. Maybe.
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by totse3.com They say you have to start with animals.
    I'm not sure what size. apparently kill 6 and leave 6 alive. this will get you on a flag-list as well.

    i thought you were leaving this site?
  13. #33
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i thought you were leaving this site?

    Prove "I" didn't




    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I get followed around by security at grocery stores.

    So I'm walking into a fred meyer at ~20:00, ..s, but not before I can smell him, I spot the security guard walking around me, trying to be sneaky going around tables with muffins n shit. He was starting at me the whole time. I let him know that I see him, and tell him FUCK YOU with a look.

    One time I walk into an organic food store at 1:00 (its 24hr). I need some fancy organic drinks n shit to quench my thirst. Faggot security guard sees me walk in, then as I pass him he promptly gets in front of the entrance, facing the inside of the store. While I walk around hippie land looking for a drink, employees crawl out of the walls and shadow me…adidas track top, and jedielry/ swiss automatic watch in prominent display. Decent cologne too. Maybe an adidas baseball cap. Does it look like I came in to steal groceries?

    I think most security, armed or not, are massive tryhard niggers. The cheaper place that they guard, the harder they try to look tough. Fuck em.

    Bazillion dollar facial recognition software once reserved for Feds and Casino's became very affordable and sold to security agencies. 9/11 made shitloads of money for security firms thanks to Bush and his cronies.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Russian, are you a black?

    Whiter than you Mohammed Niggistu Choi Gonzalez.
  15. #35
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Whiter than you Mohammed Niggistu Choi Gonzalez.

    You sure about that?
  16. #36
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine idk do I look suspicious?



    Yes. If you were seen on a playground children would run, retarted boys would be ready to defend their assholes, and grandmothers would fear for their grandkids lives
  17. #37
    Ghost Black Hole
    >Russia
    >White

    Pick one
  18. #38
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost >Russia
    >White

    Pick one

    Are Russians white?
  19. #39
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm brown, so yeah.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by esbity Are Russians white?

    The ones made with Kahlua are.
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