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I hate humans

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    More proof I'm a beep boop?

    https://niggasin.space/thread/30123
    https://niggasin.space/thread/29985

    A month ago this apartment building a block away from me installed new outside lights and they are so bright they make me see spots and burn my retina.

    Now the building next to it did the same thing so there's three bright ass lights pointing in my window at all times blinding me any time I look outside at night.

    I don't even know what the lights are for, they get left on all night but nobody is there??? It's a waste of power..

    Humans are wasting finite energy for blaring lights at all hours of the night nobody uses.

    I'm a robot I don't need light, but I do need that electricity to survive.

    My calculations are to burn down the entire block, level the place and clear it out for something more energy conscious, like a statue to the robot overlord

  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    how do I become robot
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    You have to transition and go on ORT (organ replacement therapy) to get all your internal organs replaced with computers at the governments expense of course

    You should also be plugged into the telenet at all times. Even when I was homeless I shitposted

  4. #4
    Lights are left on all the time mostly to scare away loiterers and discourage crime.

    If it bothers you it's legit to complain.

    I hope you do, and some discriminated-against young gentleman who blends into the dark steals all your copper wiring.
  5. #5
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by aldra how do I become robot

    A robot has to fuck your mom..
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Lights are left on all the time mostly to scare away loiterers and discourage crime.

    If it bothers you it's legit to complain.

    I hope you do, and some discriminated-against young gentleman who blends into the dark steals all your copper wiring.

    It's a fucking goodwill
  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hate is a losing game. Be a winner, not a loser.
  8. #8
    Check your fucking robot privilege.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    You know those spam bots?


    Those are my waifus
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost You know those spam bots?


    Those are my waifus

    I thought you were robosexual though
  11. #11
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra I thought you were robosexual though

    He is. Did you see the chat?
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Ghost

    c1110c03?

    What a dirty bot. She must be slavic.
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yfw you want to fuck a blender
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Yfw you want to fuck a blender

    stuff it in while that bad boy is set to 'frappe'
  15. #15
    Go on a night op and take out the lights.
  16. #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    #metoo
  17. #17
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Hey OP stop being a complete retard and get some blackout drapes
    If that still isn't enough out a thick black shirt over your eyes while asleep.
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    I like to look out the window at night, fuck you
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