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  1. #41
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala Bullshit. BULL SHITS.

    YOU LIKE THOSE ELONGATED CLITTIES. YOU WANNA SUCK ON IT AND FLICKY FLICKY WITH TONGUE.

    You can taste the hormones.

    holy shit you're a Benny alt
  2. #42
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Slightly on topic "finishonmyface.com" is still available and a suggestive domain name is half the work of getting a porn empire off the ground
  3. #43
    ShizNitty Houston
    off topic but it irks me when a chick is getting her face blasted but she looks like she snot enjoying it and is a bitch about it. Those girls get cheated on eventually btw
  4. #44
    Originally posted by aldra holy shit you're a Benny alt

    No Iโ€™m you.
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  5. #45
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Bullshit. BULL SHITS.

    YOU LIKE THOSE ELONGATED CLITTIES. YOU WANNA SUCK ON IT AND FLICKY FLICKY WITH TONGUE.

    You can taste the hormones.

    Whatโ€™s yo bean like baby?

    Mung or Lima?
  6. #46
    Mung? You couldnโ€™t have picked a cuter named bean?

    Whatever. Mine is a pinto.
  7. #47
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Pinto ๐Ÿ˜
  8. #48
    Originally posted by aldra worst one I saw was a week or so when I was trying to find where that still of a dude setting his cock on fire came from - it was filed under gay so when I clicked it I was treated to a short video of the Ninja Turtles bumming each other

    I accidentally started watching a trap video once, and for a week I got ladyboy videos in my suggestions and ads for two weeks

    Guess I didn't pay enough attention to the tags
  9. #49
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I have a few pretty crazy porn stories but no one wants to read my crazy novels...
  10. #50
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I have a few pretty crazy porn stories but no one wants to read my crazy novels…

    post nude selfies
  11. #51
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock post nude selfies

    Been there done that... Have you not seen my infamous pic? Lol lol.

    That was the old days. I'm a born again prude... Hahaha. Naw I'm just lazy lol
  12. #52
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I take it you're not from totse
  13. #53
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I take it you're not from totse

    Nope I'm from Jersey but I'm now in TN. I'm a Northern Alien in a southern world.

    They have annoying street signs and talk about religion an overwhelming amount
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  14. #54
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra I take it you're not from totse

    She is a hard core DHer. Don't get her started, it can get quite crazy around here.
  15. #55
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb She is a hard core DHer. Don't get her started, it can get quite crazy around here.

    Oh you... Stop acting like you wear your pants on your head... We all know you'd have to be a two headed giraffe to make that look work.. I mean right?
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  16. #56
    Technologist victim of incest
    Heather ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
  17. #57
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Oh you… Stop acting like you wear your pants on your head… We all know you'd have to be a two headed giraffe to make that look work.. I mean right?

    HaHa! This from you who doesn't know what totse is. Cute though.
  18. #58
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Heather ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

    Hey there hot stuff. See how fashionably correct I've become.. I know what two headed giraffe should wear. I'm gonna patent it
  19. #59
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb HaHa! This from you who doesn't know what totse is. Cute though.

    Well I thought food then I thought you meant Tulsa so I went with Tulsa. I did think it an odd thing to say which is why my fashionably dressed giraffe came into things..
  20. #60
    Technologist victim of incest
    Honey,
    You intellect and humor will be welcomed here, at least I think, Iโ€™m not an OG though so I can speak for anyone.

    Good to see ya!

    OT
    Never done any kind of porn, hell I havenโ€™t even made vids with or for my hubby. Iโ€™m an old prude.
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