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Did you ever do a porno? Would you? Would you get with a porno slut?

  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Do Tech… You make a lot and don't need to get involved

    I like the cut of your jib kid
  2. #22
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I like the cut of your jib kid

    Thanks!! I'm not sure what that means but I get the idea. 😀

    Hey how do you know who posted last, etc. Or can you not tell that on this site?
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Anal Turing Who gives a fuck?



    Was your penis the disgusting object of her demonstration?

    Hopefully not. She never actually demonstrated it.
  4. #24
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I would eat Stormy Daniels bunghole.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Sudo I would eat Stormy Daniels bunghole.

    I wouldn't recommend that course of action

    You would also be eating sexually transmitted diseases that were previously known only in primates
  6. #26
    ShizNitty Houston
    the porno ads where the camgirls are like" hey there are you really watching porn alone" ads before the video starts really irk me btw
  7. #27
    Originally posted by ShizNitty the porno ads where the camgirls are like" hey there are you really watching porn alone" ads before the video starts really irk me btw

    I never pay any attention to the ads

    The only one I can think of that I remember is "STAR WHORES: BET YOU CAN'T PLAY FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES" and that was just because of the sheer absurdity of it

    Now that i think about it though I do remember seeing some "family guy porn" ads when I was a teenager
  8. #28
    The one where one girl is on all fours on the bed and another one with a backward ballcap and a big dildo in her hand is the worst. Awful line delivery, also I've never ever been attracted to watching girls playing with dildoes, either get fucked or do proper lesbian sex.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Anal Turing The one where one girl is on all fours on the bed and another one with a backward ballcap and a big dildo in her hand is the worst. Awful line delivery, also I've never ever been attracted to watching girls playing with dildoes, either get fucked or do proper lesbian sex.

    I like the solo stuff, but only if it's done with her hand

    If she's using a toy it's an instant turn off

    I still haven't figured that one out yet
  10. #30
    ShizNitty Houston
    When I first discovered porn, I went on a cam girl site and made this girl force this huge dildo all the way in her. than left the chat after it was all the way up there with out giving her anymore tokens. this dildo had to be 20 inches at least.
  11. #31
    i have like 30 hours of homemade porn lol
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Jυicebox If you have to swallow something disgusting, press the tip of your thumb with your index finger as hard as you can. It suppresses your gag reflex.

    It sounds stupid, but it actually works

    what did you swallow ?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #33
    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    This whole conversation...lol. Love it
  14. #34
    Archer513 African Astronaut
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  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I never pay any attention to the ads

    The only one I can think of that I remember is "STAR WHORES: BET YOU CAN'T PLAY FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES" and that was just because of the sheer absurdity of it

    Now that i think about it though I do remember seeing some "family guy porn" ads when I was a teenager

    worst one I saw was a week or so when I was trying to find where that still of a dude setting his cock on fire came from - it was filed under gay so when I clicked it I was treated to a short video of the Ninja Turtles bumming each other
  16. #36
    HTS highlight reel
    No, if the money was right, and god yes.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Archer513 giant clitoris muscle chic porn đŸ‘đŸ»

    That’s a little homo (no homo hate)

    You might as well be watching chicks with dicks
  18. #38
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I appear under my stage name of Richard Gozinya.
  19. #39
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala That’s a little homo (no homo hate)

    You might as well be watching chicks with dicks

    Lol. Ya know sometimes porn isn’t about fappin...it’s about seein some shit. Lol
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Archer513 Lol. Ya know sometimes porn isn’t about fappin…it’s about seein some shit. Lol

    Bullshit. BULL SHITS.

    YOU LIKE THOSE ELONGATED CLITTIES. YOU WANNA SUCK ON IT AND FLICKY FLICKY WITH TONGUE.

    You can taste the hormones.
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