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You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?
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2018-10-18 at 12:33 AM UTCThey sound like they'd benefit from sharing a gas chamber together, and debating theology while spending the hours it takes for a pellet of Zyklon B to evaporate in the cold Polish winter.
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2018-10-18 at 2:40 AM UTCThe prophet was the last one. There will literally never be another prophet and he foresaw that 1400 years ago. That still blows my mind. There will never be another person who people believe is a messenger from God. The prophet foresaw that which is absolutely nuts. He was a very enlightened man who held no qualms about himself and what he was doing. Jesus was an awesome guy but his story has been so corrupted and is used present yourself as holier than thou. Nothing against Jesus, he changed the way people think but the prophet showed how to make a spiritually based society. He gave way to an age of enlightenment and innovation that changed the middle East and the rest of the world.
If he was around today he'd be pretty upset with the divisions that have developed but I'm sure he'd have a decent solution.
Islam is an honest religion to me. Way more than Christianity, Islam accepts the shortcomings of mankind and seeks to rectify them which is something anyone can aspire to. Christianity is literally based on a false pretence and if Jesus is really the son of God you're worshipping an alien -
2018-10-18 at 2:54 AM UTC"honest religion"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-18 at 3:24 AM UTCOh and I forgot: the Quran is considered the Magnum Opus of its language.
The part of the bible that is the Magnum Opus of it's actual language is... the Old Testament, AKA the Torah, for Hebrew
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2018-10-22 at 11:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by Anal Turing Jesus:
- Literal jedi
- Sold out by literal jedi
- Can't even keep 13 disciples in line, no charisma
- Died like a bitch, carried own cross to crucifixion
- Virgin
- Defeated by the first enemy he faced
- Religion only survived only because constantine had a wet dream and committed blatant attribution bias
- Holy book corrupted to shit, literally more content cut than included because it was too retarded and even religious people wouldn't buy that shit
Muhammad:
- Killed jedis for fun and profit
- Disciples loved and revered him, would rather die than sell him out, beta charisma
- Died of natural causes because nobody could fuck with him,
- 13 wives and dozens of sex slaves ("courtesans"), will take Mary's virginity in heaven
- Vanquished all his enemies and dominated Arabian peninsula
- Established a strong empire that he only even started at the age of 45, which propagated itself based on tax codes and social principles that he himself laid down
- Holy book survives completely unadulterated with indisputable authenticity to the original text
Yeah, Mo is the Mafia Godfather of religion.
Also "indisputable authenticity" lol. Muslims literally believe Allah wrote the Quran. Mo was literally ill-iterate[sic]. Who wrote the Quran? -
2018-10-22 at 11:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Muslims worshipping Muhammad make the Russians worshipping Stalin look like goddam rocket scientists.
At least the Russians stopped worshipping Stalin when he died.
I mean even the North Koreans have more brains and more scepticism than the goddam Muslims.
Imagine worshipping some asshole who did basically nothing thousands of years after he dies.
It's beyond nuts.
Muslims don't even believe that Muhammad will help them recover from disease or bring them fortune or anything.
Muhammad and Allah bring nothing good, just their "will" which is always evil and destructive.
That's why when something explodes - Allahu Akhbar. When someone dies, Allahu Akhbar.
It's just retardedness.
It's like a shit test - how retarded are you? Are you retarded enough to worship this evil moon-god and his pedophile hanger-on?
If you aren't retarded enough, the rest of the tribe turns on you.
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2018-10-22 at 12:21 PM UTCI remember PROOTS hated Turks with a personal vitriol. I like their food but haven't really met any. Erdogan is a piece of shit
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2018-10-22 at 2:11 PM UTCThe world would be better off if everyone was Sikh
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2018-10-22 at 2:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I remember PROOTS hated Turks with a personal vitriol. I like their food but haven't really met any. Erdogan is a piece of shit
Wasn't he Greek though?
I never take anything said by anyone in those shithole countries seriously. The Greeks warn you about the Turks, who warn you about the Iranians, who warn you about the Pakistanis, who warn you about the Indians, etc.
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2018-10-22 at 2:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Anal Turing Jesus:
- Literal jedi
- Sold out by literal jedi
- Can't even keep 13 disciples in line, no charisma
- Died like a bitch, carried own cross to crucifixion
- Virgin
- Defeated by the first enemy he faced
- Religion only survived only because constantine had a wet dream and committed blatant attribution bias
- Holy book corrupted to shit, literally more content cut than included because it was too retarded and even religious people wouldn't buy that shit
Muhammad:
- Killed jedis for fun and profit
- Disciples loved and revered him, would rather die than sell him out, beta charisma
- Died of natural causes because nobody could fuck with him,
- 13 wives and dozens of sex slaves ("courtesans"), will take Mary's virginity in heaven
- Vanquished all his enemies and dominated Arabian peninsula
- Established a strong empire that he only even started at the age of 45, which propagated itself based on tax codes and social principles that he himself laid down
- Holy book survives completely unadulterated with indisputable authenticity to the original text
neither of those guys are real lol -
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