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I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost ITT: retarded versions of Dr Phil and low level trolling

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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Actually I am the only one in this thread who isn't wearing my ass for a hat
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Actually I am the only one in this thread who isn't wearing my ass for a hat

    That's because your ass is too loose to stay on your head.
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    you wear it from the base of the ass not the rectum you sick fuck
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost you wear it from the base of the ass not the rectum you sick fuck

    Wearing one's ass for a hat is another way of saying their head is up their ass, as in asshole you retard.
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Having your head up your ass is completely different from wearing your ass as a hat you jackass

  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Having your head up your ass is completely different from wearing your ass as a hat you jackass


    Asshat was said before you crawled out of your dad's sack.
  8. What if you wear someone elses ass as a hat..or mask.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What if you wear someone elses ass as a hat..or mask.

    The answer you seek lies within this song.



  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Sploo, you caused my friend to die in the same capacity that you have any governmental influence, which is none, zero, zilch. Malice killed himself because after years of trying to reverse genetic, and environmental issues he caused himself (i.e. isolation), he couldn't deal any longer, bought a "parachute" to be able to end the suffering, and one day just did it. You have power over no one. You influence nothing. You're just some scum from the bottom of a cesspool. You're not intelligent as you claim to be, and all this, this claims to being smart, intelligent, and brilliant, are just your insecurity showing through.



    What promise did he make? I don't recall right off hand, if it's something that was posted.

    I honestly think he went through with it. He said he was contemplating it, sat and tried a couple of times prior, but had some reservations/fear, but I know him well enough to know that he could easily get over that, and while sure he trolled from time to time, I don't think he'd do a suicide troll. Maybe I'm wrong. I hope I am wrong, but that's what I feel. I really miss the guy. If he is alive, I wish he'd just tip me off, even if he never talked to me again, and I'd leave it at that, and let the troll ride. I'd just like to know if he is alive, out there somewhere, where maybe one day he will get better.

    A lot of people I love and care about have died recently, and it's come at a really bad time in my life to boot. It's not because of him, or the others whom have passed, but I do know I'll be following in his footsteps soon enough. Malice was wise enough to not let people get too close to him, to have too much influence, else I would be where ever he's at now. I kick myself in the ass for not continuing on, despite bullshit people told me. I know if Malice, a person whom I believe tried harder than anyone I've ever known with severe issues, couldn't find a way, I sure as hell have no hope.

    He was supposed to give me a day to drive him around the city. If he wanted to die I'd have let him. I'd even have been there in whatever capacity I could be, while not putting myself in legal jeopardy. His autism was a blind spot for him. He thought he had perspective because he read a bunch of academic philosophical masturbation essays on anti Natalism. But expecting someone like that to understand emotion or beauty or moment, or experience is like trying to explain to someone blind from birth what the color blue is. I don't know if he did it, but if he did, it was selfish. I have a pretty solid idea of how and when I'll end my life, but at least I have some tangible reasons, and not because I chose to stay inside for a decade and a half and get all my expectations of human relations and love from weird fetishy anime. Idk. I tried to connect with him. In a lot of ways we had the same experience. But while I've burned my bridges, he simply never decided to cross them, afraid that the planks would snap, or he'd lose his balance, or a tornado would come and tear the thing all to splinters. A million and one reasons not to just throw yourself in and let life happen. For as much as he thought he was too far gone, he was essentially still an infant when it came to the world.

    In any case- if he's alive he wants everyone to think he's dead. If he's dead, then he's meat, and there's no use expending what little energy I have left to try to persuade or rationalize him doing anything productive. If the latter really is the case, I hope he makes some nice green grass for someone to lay on and cloud watch.
  11. Originally posted by Sudo You have dick in your name. That's gay REgardless of the reason or intention it was done.

    Fucking irregardless…what the fuck is your IQ?

    and i also have a dick between my legs and it will soon be between yours too.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and i also have a dick between my legs and it will soon be between yours too.

    Are you trying to mash dicks with me? Aren't you Asian? Is it even an "outie?"
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Snakes have a weird pussy

    It's like putting your dick in a bigger dick that's juicy
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost Snakes have a weird pussy

    It's like putting your dick in a bigger dick that's juicy

    I made my girlfriend afraid of ducks by explaining and showing her how they have corkscrew dicks and never have consensual sex
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I made my girlfriend afraid of ducks by explaining and showing her how they have corkscrew dicks and never have consensual sex

    "I'll fuck you like a duck" is one of my best pickup lines though.
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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This thread is now about corkscrew duck dicks.

    *posts duck dick*
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    My dick kind of looks like a duck

  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost My dick kind of looks like a duck


    So does your boyfriend
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    You look like a cuck
  20. Technologist victim of incest
    That may be a duck, but would ya’ll be so kind as to keep your Canadian geese shit machines in Canada?

    Thanks in advance!
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