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I like the DH people

  1. 2018-10-18 at 2:40 AM UTC
    #141
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT i'm not ready for the snow yet tho

    Well send me a picture anyways.

    Last year I stayed up all night just to watch it snow both times. Even made hot cocoa and put on fuzzy house shoes and everything.

    😔
  2. 2018-10-18 at 3:23 AM UTC
    #142
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ We had our first freeze and snow already, but I saw two flies at work today, which I never see any flies at work, ever, so, needless to say, I'm struggling. IM STRUGGLING FAM, IM STRUGGLING WITH THAT. Are there MORE flies? Do they have a NEST inside our kitchen?

    That reminds me of last summer there must have been a fly nest in my apartment because there were just so many flies at one point, like what the fuck I said to myself, WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE YOU FLIES COMING FROM? i pulled my hair was just beside myself, and then I stole a fly strip from work and hung it up and within 3 days there were goddamn 75 flies on it at least.

    It had to have been a nest, or whatever they come from. SHIT? Did I somehow just have a festering pile of shit in my apartment? hahaha

    I AM THE FESTERING PILE OF SHIT. Now you can't use that joke.

    Remember where flies come from. Flies lay their eggs on waste, and the eggs remain for a time, come out as maggots, then hatch into new flies later on. So you may actually have an egg problem rather than a fly problem.
  3. 2018-10-18 at 3:27 AM UTC
    #143
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Remember where flies come from. Flies lay their eggs on waste, and the eggs remain for a time, come out as maggots, then hatch into new flies later on. So you may actually have an egg problem rather than a fly problem.

    It was last summer so the problem no longer exists. I think I had a total of 5 flies in my apartment all of this summer. Maybe they were growing from Chootie's litter box. :(
  4. 2018-10-18 at 3:51 AM UTC
    #144
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ It was last summer so the problem no longer exists. I think I had a total of 5 flies in my apartment all of this summer. Maybe they were growing from Chootie's litter box. :(

    Eggs can lay dormant for quite some time.
  5. 2018-10-18 at 3:56 AM UTC
    #145
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Eggs can lay dormant for quite some time.

    Do you know what they call fake eggs?
  6. 2018-10-18 at 3:57 AM UTC
    #146
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you know what they call fake eggs?

    Egg frauds? Fool's eggs?
  7. 2018-10-18 at 4:01 AM UTC
    #147
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Close.

    Fags is the answer we were looking for. Fags.
  8. 2018-10-18 at 4:05 AM UTC
    #148
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Close.

    Fags is the answer we were looking for. Fags.

    Wait.. I thought fags were cigarettes?

    example: "Hey, bud. You got a fag?"
  9. 2018-10-18 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #149
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Um.

    U guys in ur game again... SMH
  10. 2018-10-18 at 6:09 AM UTC
    #150
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Patients running the asylum?

    LOL
  11. 2018-10-18 at 10:22 AM UTC
    #151
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT its snowin like a bitch up here

    That sucks, it rained here
  12. 2018-10-18 at 10:42 AM UTC
    #152
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ohfralala You’re just mad he’s living his life and doing what he wants to do!

    You can't be talking to me.
  13. 2018-10-18 at 10:47 AM UTC
    #153
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wait.. I thought fags were cigarettes?

    example: "Hey, bud. You got a fag?"

    you don't scare me, egg
  14. 2018-10-18 at 10:48 AM UTC
    #154
    Technologist victim of incest
    You scare me, bacon!
  15. 2018-10-18 at 10:53 AM UTC
    #155
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Technologist You scare me, bacon!

    Don't fear the bacon. The bacon is your friend. Mmmmm, bacon....
  16. 2018-10-18 at 1:36 PM UTC
    #156
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ you don't scare me, egg

    If anyone asked me if I had a fag, I'd tell them it's none of their damned business.
  17. 2018-10-18 at 1:43 PM UTC
    #157
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If anyone asked me if I had a fag, I'd tell them it's none of their damned business.

    What if they asked if they could put your fag in their mouth and have a puff?
  18. 2018-10-18 at 1:46 PM UTC
    #158
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What if they asked if they could put your fag in their mouth and have a puff?

    That still sounds way too personal to me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. 2018-10-18 at 1:48 PM UTC
    #159
    Queenie Yung Blood
    Must be Matt 😒
  20. 2018-10-18 at 1:52 PM UTC
    #160
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Remember where flies come from. Flies lay their eggs on waste, and the eggs remain for a time, come out as maggots, then hatch into new flies later on. So you may actually have an egg problem rather than a fly problem.



    Maggots also come from dead animals. Maybe you had a squirrel die in your attic or crawl space or such.
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