I like the DH people

1. 2018-10-18 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT i'm not ready for the snow yet tho

   
   Well send me a picture anyways.
   
   Last year I stayed up all night just to watch it snow both times. Even made hot cocoa and put on fuzzy house shoes and everything.
   
   😔
2. 2018-10-18 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #142
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ We had our first freeze and snow already, but I saw two flies at work today, which I never see any flies at work, ever, so, needless to say, I'm struggling. IM STRUGGLING FAM, IM STRUGGLING WITH THAT. Are there MORE flies? Do they have a NEST inside our kitchen?
   
   That reminds me of last summer there must have been a fly nest in my apartment because there were just so many flies at one point, like what the fuck I said to myself, WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE YOU FLIES COMING FROM? i pulled my hair was just beside myself, and then I stole a fly strip from work and hung it up and within 3 days there were goddamn 75 flies on it at least.
   
   It had to have been a nest, or whatever they come from. SHIT? Did I somehow just have a festering pile of shit in my apartment? hahaha
   
   I AM THE FESTERING PILE OF SHIT. Now you can't use that joke.

   
   Remember where flies come from. Flies lay their eggs on waste, and the eggs remain for a time, come out as maggots, then hatch into new flies later on. So you may actually have an egg problem rather than a fly problem.
3. 2018-10-18 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #143
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Remember where flies come from. Flies lay their eggs on waste, and the eggs remain for a time, come out as maggots, then hatch into new flies later on. So you may actually have an egg problem rather than a fly problem.

   
   It was last summer so the problem no longer exists. I think I had a total of 5 flies in my apartment all of this summer. Maybe they were growing from Chootie's litter box. :(
4. 2018-10-18 at 3:51 AM UTC

   #144
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ It was last summer so the problem no longer exists. I think I had a total of 5 flies in my apartment all of this summer. Maybe they were growing from Chootie's litter box. :(

   
   Eggs can lay dormant for quite some time.
5. 2018-10-18 at 3:56 AM UTC

   #145
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Eggs can lay dormant for quite some time.

   
   Do you know what they call fake eggs?
6. 2018-10-18 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #146
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Do you know what they call fake eggs?

   
   Egg frauds? Fool's eggs?
7. 2018-10-18 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #147
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Close.
   
   Fags is the answer we were looking for. Fags.
8. 2018-10-18 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #148
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Close.
   
   Fags is the answer we were looking for. Fags.

   
   Wait.. I thought fags were cigarettes?
   
   example: "Hey, bud. You got a fag?"
9. 2018-10-18 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #149
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Um.
   
   U guys in ur game again... SMH
10. 2018-10-18 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #150
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Patients running the asylum?

    
    LOL
11. 2018-10-18 at 10:22 AM UTC

    #151
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT its snowin like a bitch up here

    
    That sucks, it rained here
12. 2018-10-18 at 10:42 AM UTC

    #152
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala You’re just mad he’s living his life and doing what he wants to do!

    
    You can't be talking to me.
13. 2018-10-18 at 10:47 AM UTC

    #153
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wait.. I thought fags were cigarettes?
    
    example: "Hey, bud. You got a fag?"

    
    you don't scare me, egg
14. 2018-10-18 at 10:48 AM UTC

    #154
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    You scare me, bacon!
15. 2018-10-18 at 10:53 AM UTC

    #155
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist You scare me, bacon!

    
    Don't fear the bacon. The bacon is your friend. Mmmmm, bacon....
16. 2018-10-18 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #156
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ you don't scare me, egg

    
    If anyone asked me if I had a fag, I'd tell them it's none of their damned business.
17. 2018-10-18 at 1:43 PM UTC

    #157
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL If anyone asked me if I had a fag, I'd tell them it's none of their damned business.

    
    What if they asked if they could put your fag in their mouth and have a puff?
18. 2018-10-18 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #158
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What if they asked if they could put your fag in their mouth and have a puff?

    
    That still sounds way too personal to me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker
19. 2018-10-18 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #159
    Queenie Yung Blood
    Must be Matt 😒
20. 2018-10-18 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #160
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Remember where flies come from. Flies lay their eggs on waste, and the eggs remain for a time, come out as maggots, then hatch into new flies later on. So you may actually have an egg problem rather than a fly problem.

    
    
    
    Maggots also come from dead animals. Maybe you had a squirrel die in your attic or crawl space or such.