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Fortifying your home in case of an alien invasion or going rogue in the wild?

  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by s­oybitch 2.0 - The CUM Swallowing One eye'd girls you skull fuck?

    go ask your boyfriend for an explanation on how normal humans have sex. you have my condolences that your only sexual experiences involve dick in your various orifices.
  2. #42
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats why no one smokes in any of my vehicles. most people ask.

    the funny ones are chicks who think they can smoke in one of my vehicles just because theyve loaned me usage of their orifices…or think because they have an extra orifice they get speshul treatment.

    I asked her to put it out. She knows. but she's also old and you have to tell her a few times on some occasions.

    but it's all in her clothes, her breath when she talks. I mean I will say smokers don't have bad breath other than the cig stink. it's no were near as bad as some people who talk, and you get their gank all up in your mouth when they speak.

    still, it's an annoying smell.
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com I asked her to put it out. She knows. but she's also old and you have to tell her a few times on some occasions.

    but it's all in her clothes, her breath when she talks. I mean I will say smokers don't have bad breath other than the cig stink. it's no were near as bad as some people who talk, and you get their gank all up in your mouth when they speak.

    still, it's an annoying smell.

    obviously she considers you a bitch if you tell her something and she ignores you

    try back-handing her the next time she sparks one up. that'll teach her.

    or not...because youre a bitch and the equivalent of your backhand is like a small childs butterfly kiss
  4. #44
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Go the rambo route for sure.

    If they can find you, you've already lost.

    Signs was a jedi-liserd-people propaganda piece.
  5. #45
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Go the rambo route for sure.

    If they can find you, you've already lost.

    Signs was a jedi-liserd-people propaganda piece.

    You ass fuck.

    I know you're apart of this pinko leftist WUO group

    You smug piece of shit.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Humans are only 2 million years old, the smart ones much less, like 15,000 years old.

    Meanwhile earth has been unattended for at least 100 million years, but no one showed up to claim it.

    Nuclear war fantasists aside it seems a reasonable bet that technological races almost never actually go extinct.

    Most races we encounter are likely to be far older than us. Remember we can't even go into space without pic related happening.



    We have a lot of "evolving" left.

    everybody that isnt black is an alien or had alien herritage.

    its impossible, and almost unfathomable for us to have evolved so much from negros in such a short span of time while the negros so little.

    except for negros, we're all alien or genetically reengineered aliens.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats why no one smokes in any of my vehicles. most people ask.

    the funny ones are chicks who think they can smoke in one of my vehicles just because theyve loaned me usage of their orifices…or think because they have an extra orifice they get speshul treatment.

    you dont smoke ?

    what a surprise, and a sissy.
  8. #48
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny everybody that isnt black is an alien or had alien herritage.

    its impossible, and almost unfathomable for us to have evolved so much from negros in such a short span of time while the negros so little.

    except for negros, we're all alien or genetically reengineered aliens.

    maybe the blacks are alien

    aliens watching earth thought 'whoa humans are developing a little too fast, lets dump some negros on them'
  9. #49
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by totse3.com You ass fuck.

    I know you're apart of this pinko leftist WUO group

    You smug piece of shit.

    Eat a fat dick you literally mentally ill cuck.
  10. #50
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Eat a fat dick you literally mentally ill cuck.

    I bet in one form or another, You are linked to this.

    maybe in the next generation of totsean but You're linked.
  11. #51
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by totse3.com I bet in one form or another, You are linked to this.

    maybe in the next generation of totsean but You're linked.

    You suffer from paranoid delusions. The reason you have to much trouble being a normal functioning person is because you can't distinguish reality from fantasy. A few days ago you wanted to go clubbing with me (lol?) and now you think I'm part of some kind of conspiracy.

    You need professional help.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by aldra maybe the blacks are alien

    aliens watching earth thought 'whoa humans are developing a little too fast, lets dump some negros on them'

    alien-gorrilla hybrid based on reverse reengineered human DNA.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Lanny
    You suffer from paranoid delusions. The reason you have to much trouble being a normal functioning person is because you can't distinguish reality from fantasy. A few days ago you wanted to go clubbing with me (lol?) and now you think I'm part of some kind of conspiracy.

    You need professional help.

    walk the help instead of just preaching it.
  14. #54
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny
    You suffer from paranoid delusions. The reason you have to much trouble being a normal functioning person is because you can't distinguish reality from fantasy. A few days ago you wanted to go clubbing with me (lol?) and now you think I'm part of some kind of conspiracy.

    You need professional help.

    Oh I want to go CLUBBING with you alright.

    and I still do

    come on pal. I want to get to know you. you might be salvageable. it's my Christian Duty to turn you from this evil dark life you lead.

    SUP

  15. #55
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    WHO'S THE FUCKING CUNT AT YOUTUBE VIDEO WHO PUT "MORNING JAZZ"
  16. #56
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Would you board up your windows and put a few extra locks on your door? or would it be better to just take off in to the wilderness with a tent and hope they don't find you?

    Look who's back. Crumpety, Crumpet.

    OT: Neither. I wouldn't bother trying to escape. I would wait for them and offer a drink. Who knows, maybe they are not bad at all. lol
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Look who's back. Crumpety, Crumpet.

    OT: Neither. I wouldn't bother trying to escape. I would wait for them and offer a drink. Who knows, maybe they are not bad at all. lol

    So wise and beautiful...

    But enough about me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #58
    Originally posted by infinityshock pick a resource to use as an example

    think about that for a minute. think about the odds of an organism evolving in a completely different ecology with wholly different metabolic needs.

    the odds of any organism on earth being palatable…much bioavailable nutritionally…much less compatible…much less not completely fucking toxic…are somewhere between zero and not-bloody-likely

    You're thinking from the perspective of human needs and experience again...the resources they might want/need could be something we don't particularly see/value as a resource. A passing mothership powered by seasalt makes a "fuel stop" at our little planet, gets what it needs then goes on it's way.
  19. #59
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by infinityshock or not…because youre a bitch and the equivalent of your backhand is like a small childs butterfly kiss


    😂😃
  20. #60
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So wise and beautiful…

    But enough about me.

    Lmao
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