2018-10-14 at 9:12 AM UTC
In b4 I accidentally send ABC 7 a download link for my breaking footage of Cum Omelette. RIP Fubi.
2018-10-14 at 9:14 AM UTC
yeah accidentally what the fuck are you talking about sexual terrorism against reporters is mandatory for any straight white male
2018-10-14 at 9:16 AM UTC
Being a straight white male is in and of itself sexual terrorism. Get it right
2018-10-14 at 9:18 AM UTC
Standing upright is symbolic of the phallus, a clear signal to women that "I'm going to batter your cervix viciously"
2018-10-14 at 9:47 AM UTC
i keep trying to write edgy comments about women but i just end up sound like a muslim
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2018-10-14 at 12:11 PM UTC
Only got frankincense my dude
2018-10-14 at 12:23 PM UTC
i can get down with that honestly who's going to complain
2018-10-14 at 12:33 PM UTC
Mary apparently. "JOSEPH IDGAF WHAT THOSE FAT HAIRY QUEENS WANT. AINT NOBODY STEPPING FOOT IN THIS MANGER. YOU SAID MOTEL, BUT THIS IS A NEW LOW. I AM NOT GONNA HAVE THOSE WIDE EYED MULTICULTURAL WEIRDOS STANDING OVER ME IN THIS DUMP WHILE THAT GOAT SLOWLY EATS MY PLACENTA WHO RUNS THIS PLACE DAVID LYNCH?"
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2018-10-14 at 12:34 PM UTC
-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You know why there's never any female polygamists?