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  1. I don't care who you are or what your favorite sports team is, there is no excuse for having a front vanity plate with nothing but the word "cocks" on it
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Or is there...no excuse NOT to?

    Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccckkkkkkkkssssssss
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Suck my member.
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Joji-yeah right

    Is the most retarded thread song I've heard in a while. Existential crisis music is the only redeeming thing about millenials
  6. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Does anyone remember this bitch? And squeezy jibs?


    shes got some big eyes.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I searched for poringa to try to find her and it just lead yo Argentinean porn so needless to say my search for her name ended there
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    My gabapentin script ran out again so I'm up for a few days of psuedosuffering

    I'm gonna take 1200mg of dxbundy overnight so keep an eye out for max level shooting friends nd family
  9. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    My leg bones ache
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I searched for poringa to try to find her and it just lead yo Argentinean porn so needless to say my search for her name ended there

    Her name is Miss Hannah minx from YouTube
  11. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sudo Swim paid way too much for benzocaine and might start selling sketchy homemade steroids.

    Hydromorphone is the beat opiate, baby mammer and reason to visit Florida ever and anyone who disagrees is a complete and utter shit eating faggot. Fuck your entire family to death if you have different preferences for your degeneracy. No one is allowed to slum differently than me.

    People didn't realize how much of a dick Rizzo was when he was a homeless junkie because he would pretend to be nice so he could rip people off and/or crash on their couch. Now he has a floor in a rooming house and be gettin all uppity and shit

    what are you even talking about, I ripped one person off and honestly I didn't really mean to things just spiraled out of control. Did I ever steal your wallet and eat your food? People invent all sorts of stories its lovely.
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    jud brang the cayuhn oaph wha-duh
  13. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    i think your keyboard is missing some letters brah
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Saltier than a preztal
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Just filmed a nuts felony stop right outside my house

    Which news station is going to pay for me to get fucked up tomorrow? Lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Just filmed a nuts felony stop right outside my house

    Which news station is going to pay for me to get fucked up tomorrow? Lol

    hit up twitter and everytime a news bitchs asks you if they can have it just as for their number and send them dick pix please i know you could do this and probably also fuck them casper I believe in you virility
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    how much can I get for dick picks as opposed to some chola lookin heina rolling in the middle of the street like she's on fire, at gunpoint by 15 LAPD officers?
  18. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER how much can I get for dick picks as opposed to some chola lookin heina rolling in the middle of the street like she's on fire, at gunpoint by 15 LAPD officers?

    how many dicks do you think this beaner bitch has? she probably doesn't even have a single dick.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Like if there was the dick equivalent of a hand model, I'd be a shoo-in for sure. But I'm just not sure if I've got that factor

    E:me being witty and original
  20. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Like if there was the dick equivalent of a hand model, I'd be a shoo-in for sure. But I'm just not sure if I've got that

    your link didnt work but im asuming its you and your big dick skullfucking a journalist god bless america

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