When I was young I took a shit in the urinal

1. 2018-10-13 at 12:25 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Not totally sure why I did it, but I knew I wasn’t supposed to so I did. I was in grade 3or4. It resulted in a school wide bathroom sign in sheet. So the minutes you were gone from class were recorded. Never got caught, never told anyone, just remembered it today and thought I would share.
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2. 2018-10-13 at 12:31 AM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
   Op are you from a mideastern or African country by any chance
3. 2018-10-13 at 12:32 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   thats a nigger thing to do.
   
   niggers have a fascination with shit.
   
   same as monkeys
4. 2018-10-13 at 12:33 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   No live in Canada. Reflecting on my childhood I must have been mad at the world. Divorced family lotsa drama.
   
   This carried into my teens and early 20s. Not urinals but I would piss in garbage cans, fill toilets with paper towel, shit on the floor. Anything I could do to ruin another persons day.
   
   Maybe I need a therapist.
5. 2018-10-13 at 12:37 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ughhu No live in Canada. Reflecting on my childhood I must have been mad at the world. Divorced family lotsa drama.
   
   This carried into my teens and early 20s. Not urinals but I would piss in garbage cans, fill toilets with paper towel, shit on the floor. Anything I could do to ruin another persons day.
   
   Maybe I need a therapist.

   
   you sure showed them.
6. 2018-10-13 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   No I didn’t. Not fully sure why. Now telling this story and reflecting on things I remember being mid 20s and hungover at Canadian tire. Felt I’ll and instead of finding a bathroom I puked in the isle. Then when paying for my stuff i complained how gross their store was because they had a puke filled isle. My buddy thought it was the funniest thing ever.
7. 2018-10-13 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ughhu No live in Canada. Reflecting on my childhood I must have been mad at the world. Divorced family lotsa drama.
   
   This carried into my teens and early 20s. Not urinals but I would piss in garbage cans, fill toilets with paper towel, shit on the floor. Anything I could do to ruin another persons day.
   
   Maybe I need a therapist.

   
   :(
   Sounds like you were abused or neglected
8. 2018-10-13 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ughhu No I didn’t. Not fully sure why. Now telling this story and reflecting on things I remember being mid 20s and hungover at Canadian tire. Felt I’ll and instead of finding a bathroom I puked in the isle. Then when paying for my stuff i complained how gross their store was because they had a puke filled isle. My buddy thought it was the funniest thing ever.

   
   You are the reason my generation is such a failure
9. 2018-10-13 at 12:58 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Which generation are you in? I’m an 80’s baby
10. 2018-10-13 at 12:59 AM UTC

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    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ughhu Which generation are you in? I’m an 80’s baby

    
    Born in 1990