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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Original account fucker. Ha
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Can I please finally get a thermonuclear warhead this year?

    Due to higher than usual demand, I'm all out of thermonuclear warheads this year. However, I do have a crew of elf new-hire scientists coming in the spring. I will lay one away for you and ship it with the timer already activated.
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Can I please finally get a thermonuclear warhead this year?

    sure.

    sleep on your belly this x-mas eve. sans panty.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Due to higher than usual demand, I'm all out of thermonuclear warheads this year. However, I do have a crew of elf new-hire scientists coming in the spring. I will lay one away for you and ship it with the timer already activated.

    Deal, as long as you set it before you package it, and for not longer than 10 seconds.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes, read the part where i said gasoline evaporates and turn into gases all the time, thats why its called gas, and why the call it running in fumes.

    because even when empty, gas tanks are still filled with gasoline fumes.
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