Random Thoughts

2018-10-10 at 2:51 PM UTC

#3281

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ the last time I did meth (abpit 3 months ag_) I literally sat here at my computer and played online spades probably a fucking THOUSAND games worth, and my elbow was in the same position the whole time and when I finally moved it felt broken and I was just like wow wowowow ya know but I was still high. That story isn't totally true cuz I pissed a few times and probably did some other thing but for th emost part I just sat here playing cards online in the same position and it was remarkable.

I also posted here once or twice and just kept deleting my sentences trying to make them better ya know over and over . That's why I like it though it's satisfying even though it isn't but it's bad BAD BAD BAD don't do meth

I heard about a chick who was using a dildo on meth...

2018-10-10 at 7:47 PM UTC

#3282

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Entry level assistants at Netflix make between $70,000 and $80,000 a year, and some executive assistants and coordinators make north of $100,000. I mean goddamn.

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CandyRein

2018-10-10 at 8:22 PM UTC

#3283

Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

Apply

2018-10-11 at 2:54 PM UTC

#3284

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I stopped by McDonald’s this morning to do something on my laptop and get coffee and I’m standing at the counter and this big beast of a woman walks up and she’s like “Thayer is OWNLEE two pieces of baycon on mah sandwich and it CAWST me fur dollurs” in a super thick southern accent and she’s got her sandwich spread apart and I’m just standing there uncomfortable watching her get confrontational. So the girl behind the counter is like well ma’am that’s all the sandwich calls for. So the beast woman says FINE and dramatically grabs her sandwich and storms off and now her and her even bigger boyfriend are taking pictures of the sandwich and posting it on social media. Lol God I hate people.

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2018-10-11 at 3:01 PM UTC

#3285

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Lmao 😂

2018-10-11 at 3:13 PM UTC

#3286

CandyRein Black Hole

😂😂😂@ now they’ posting pics of the sandwich

2018-10-11 at 5:49 PM UTC

#3287

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by ohfralala I stopped by McDonald’s this morning to do something on my laptop and get coffee and I’m standing at the counter and this big beast of a woman walks up and she’s like “Thayer is OWNLEE two pieces of baycon on mah sandwich and it CAWST me fur dollurs” in a super thick southern accent and she’s got her sandwich spread apart and I’m just standing there uncomfortable watching her get confrontational. So the girl behind the counter is like well ma’am that’s all the sandwich calls for. So the beast woman says FINE and dramatically grabs her sandwich and storms off and now her and her even bigger boyfriend are taking pictures of the sandwich and posting it on social media. Lol God I hate people.

They had probably already put two extra strips on it and she secretly ate them and was trying to scam six more.

2018-10-11 at 9:28 PM UTC

#3288

DontTellEm Black Hole

1. Don't talk back.
2. Don't be selfish.
3. Don't get in the way of my dreams or what I want to do.
4. Cuddle.
5. Don't operate a large vehicle or heavy machinery.

Lol. Wtf Smh

2018-10-12 at 2:18 AM UTC

#3289

CandyRein Black Hole

*singing*
A whole newww wwwworld !

Side thought::

Adorbs

2018-10-12 at 2:22 AM UTC

#3290

Technologist victim of incest

Hey, steady that camera Starr😜

😘

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2018-10-12 at 2:25 AM UTC

#3291

CandyRein Black Hole

I’ll try my love 😘😁😍

2018-10-12 at 2:29 AM UTC

#3292

Technologist victim of incest

Some people really go all out at Halloween. Some even more so than Christmas. I just put a few things up and a pumpikin.

2018-10-12 at 2:36 AM UTC

#3293

CandyRein Black Hole

My neighbor just put that up she asked if I thought it was cute, I said hell yes let me grab my phone 😄❤️

My neighborhood is always lit, they are mostly older people who love the holidays and they go all out .. my other neighbor has 2 huge dragons on his lawn I’ll probably grab that video tomorrow 😋

2018-10-12 at 2:50 AM UTC

#3294

infinityshock Black Hole