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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jυicebox It fucking sucks. People who say "sobriety is beautiful" are fucking liars

    lol who the fuck says "sobriety is beautiful?" I hate them. show them to me.

    I've been sober and it was good at the right times but I can tell you for a fact I never ever uttered the words "SOBRIETY IS BEAUTIFUL."

    jesus fucking christ that makes me shiver with cringe like that's something you'd say at the end of some speech at an AA meeting when you were the lead speaker

    "and when all is said, you guys, all I can tell you is I'd never go back to that TREACHEROUS way of LIFE. All I know now, and all I need to know, is that SOBRIETY IS BEAUTIFUL."

    I swear to god if I was there I'd fucking huck a full bottle of booze at him from the back row .. "BOOOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAGGOT!""
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jυicebox It fucking sucks. People who say "sobriety is beautiful" are fucking liars

    Like those twats that say "if you need drugs to have a good time then that's pretty sad". Like you could apply that to anything really. Alcohol, expensive restaurants. Cinema, sex. Literally anything could replace that word drugs and still make the same statement.



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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The trick is everything in moderation. That way you can still enjoy it, but it doesn't get to control you. You have to learn to control your enjoyments, or it's really not an enjoyment anymore, it's then a curse. Do cocaine, but don't overdo cocaine. Drink, but don't overdrink. Do heroin, but don't overheroin. It's the monkey on your back who is the enemy, not the substance itself.
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Fact is

    Good times + drugs = better times



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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The trick is everything in moderation. That way you can still enjoy it, but it doesn't get to control you. You have to learn to control your enjoyments, or it's really not an enjoyment anymore, it's then a curse. Do cocaine, but don't overdo cocaine. Drink, but don't overdrink. Do heroin, but don't overheroin. It's the monkey on your back who is the enemy, not the substance itself.

    Trick, or treat.
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Meth = death
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    thanks for scrolling past this gay shit
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wish driving drunk was legal I would go way more places late at night duis are just such a pain.
  10. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jυicebox It fucking sucks. People who say "sobriety is beautiful" are fucking liars

    pathetic junkie logic
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Does anyone remember this bitch? And squeezy jibs?

  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Slow Jimmy skirts lol (holy fuck am I the top tier of comedy or what?.

    i don't get it



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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    work from home fridays more like get high and play videogames all day fridays yeee
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Ha same
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Blah
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Does anyone remember this bitch? And squeezy jibs?


    who is this
  18. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    wtf its like the hottest girl ive ever seen in my life
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo I went to a house tonight and for some reason there were these two black people from Georgia. I drank a whole bottle of hypnotiq (gay drink I know but I was shooting str8 crown earlier) and these two girls (one of the black girls from georgia) dyked it out in the back room. This other girl was being an annoying drunk mess while I drank and made fun of her then she said her dad was a cop so I got mad at her and basically threatened to kill her then we all left and apparently the two black people (one was a guy) from Georgia raped the girl even though she was clearly being a ho and walked out naked. I texted my gf what was going on and she gave me the whole I'm proud of you and know how you make poor decisions when you're drinking thing and I love you etc thing. We left and I called her a drunk ho and went to a buddy's place and drank wine while he argued on the phone with a girl who stole his Chinese food.

    Bill Krozby tier post kill myself I know. The girl called the other drunk ho girl and said the black Americans raped her. She looked pretty shitty naked tbh way better with clothes on. I shouldn't have even went out tonight. I also ate McDonald's twice. It was the most American night I've had in a while so I thought I should tell you guyz

    This isn't your diary.
  20. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    im a whackjob ;p ;p ;p ;p

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