How to steal cars in 2018

1. 2018-10-01 at 1:37 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Many folks who park in their garage leave their keys in the car, usually the middle console or thereabouts. The same many folks will often not lock their little side door to the garage, giving you access to the aforementioned vehicles. The only problem is the garage door. If you can manually open it you can do it slowly enough to where it won't make much noise. If you have to use the electric opener, you clearly run the risk of waking someone in the home up, unless they're sound sleepers. Either way you can obviously get away before they'd have time to hear it and get out of bed to come check. Of course the downside there is they'll be able to report it right away. Your best bet is to drive to the nearest big parking lot and leave the car there in the meantime. Bonus points if you can find the same make and model vehicle and swap the plates. Then obviously just call your boy Big Mike and bring it to his choppy shoppy for the straight cash, homey.
2. 2018-10-01 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I'll fucking fuck your fuckboi ass right in front of your fucking mother fuckboi. Show me your biceps right fucking now

   
   youre my bitch and i didnt give you permission to look at anything other than my ballsack spread over your face.
   
   now stfu and post nude selfies before you scurry back into your gimp box.
3. 2018-10-01 at 1:47 AM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   What a bunch of stupid fucks!
   
   After wonderful sex ... and he's in the shower...
   
   "Honey, while you're showering, I'm grabbing your keys and running down to the corner market for some smokes. Be right back."
4. 2018-10-01 at 1:55 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by infinityshock youre my bitch and i didnt give you permission to look at anything other than my ballsack spread over your face.
   
   now stfu and post nude selfies before you scurry back into your gimp box.

   
   3cringer
5. 2018-10-01 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo 3cringer

   
   exactly
   
   
6. 2018-10-01 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   So you have pictures of gay black sex on your computer? Also very cringey, especially of you're not actually gay
7. 2018-10-01 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   A thread about stealing cars.
8. 2018-10-01 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga

   Originally posted by AngryOnion No clue I cant even keep track of who's who here.

   
   :)
9. 2018-10-01 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo So you have pictures of gay black sex on your computer? Also very cringey, especially of you're not actually gay

   
   stfu and go fap to it you dumb nigger faggot
10. 2018-10-01 at 3 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Please stay on topic this is a topical thread thanks
11. 2018-10-01 at 11:40 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nobody locks the door to their house here, much less their pickup.
12. 2018-10-10 at 6:19 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You simply have to capture and analyse the numerical frequency used on a self-starting vehicle, then clone the frequency to open and start it.
13. 2018-10-10 at 6:25 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You simply have to capture and analyse the numerical frequency used on a self-starting vehicle, then clone the frequency to open and start it.

    
    most of them use a key exchange over bluetooth now, and before that it was rolling codes
14. 2018-10-10 at 6:26 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    oh thanks for bumping this bad idea thread of which I gave an awesome answer in of which I always do in every bad idea thread. you're lucky to have me
15. 2018-10-10 at 6:32 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by aldra most of them use a key exchange over bluetooth now, and before that it was rolling codes

    
    I believe there is a small handheld device which can hack that.