All bible thumpers should die

1. 2018-10-10 at 3:48 AM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by playingindirt what if someone wants to worship a good band or some stature

   
   Tell me how magnificent my height is. Worship me in all my lengthy glory.
2. 2018-10-10 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #62
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

   Originally posted by playingindirt what if someone wants to worship a good band or some stature or something or satan? should the same be done to them?

   
   No worship whateveryou want just keep it to yourself. Satan is just as real as Jesus I just like that the concept of it angers his peeps
3. 2018-10-10 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #63
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Why doesn’t Jesus eat skittles?
   -he’s got holes in his hands
   Why doesn’t Jesus play hockey?
   -everytime he goes into the corner he gets nailed to the boards
4. 2018-10-10 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #64
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Worship me in all my lengthy glory.

   
   How many inches? Couldn’t be more than 2
5. 2018-10-10 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #65
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Pretty sure fra weighs in around 5'2 .
6. 2018-10-10 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That would be an almighty clit.
7. 2018-10-10 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #67
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Right
8. 2018-10-10 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #68
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Ughhu Why doesn’t Jesus eat skittles?
   -he’s got holes in his hands
   Why doesn’t Jesus play hockey?
   -everytime he goes into the corner he gets nailed to the boards

   
   your jokes suck
9. 2018-10-10 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #69
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Lol
10. 2018-10-10 at 4:45 AM UTC

    #70
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can you imagine how retarded you'd have to be to literally be a Christian? lol . I think about that sometimes cuz I was one forever. I'm retarded.
    
    HI IM GARRET (yeah u knew that) and I'm retarded. HAI.
11. 2018-10-10 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #71
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ Can you imagine how retarded you'd have to be to literally be a Christian? lol . I think about that sometimes cuz I was one forever. I'm retarded.
    
    HI IM GARRET (yeah u knew that) and I'm retarded. HAI.

    
    mmmmm garret i'm going to have to agree disagree with you on this talking point. Sorry but not sorry. But I personally am a nu-christian. And I believe that nu-christianity on the rise and isn't what are parents would part take in. I believe jesus was real and his teachings are positive, but there is a total discord in the political sphere of old-christianity.
    
    But then I'm an anarcho-primitavilist.
    
    Dare to take the rational black pill fam? If you'd be willing to come have a conversation with me and have some ritz with me sunday morning, I'm sure we can get to the bottom of this before we get to the top of it like a couple gonts.
    
    
12. 2018-10-10 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #72
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yeah yeah panny is a "christian " too. you both are retarded for that. he can't defeat any of my arguments on it, he just does it for the same reason anyone does- scared to go to imaginary hell. CUCKS!
13. 2018-10-10 at 5:16 AM UTC

    #73
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Garret, virtual reality hell is a very real thing virtually and if you die panny and i will come as angels of the light and pull you back in because you are our brother and our friend.
    
    Look at it this way, when you cut yourself at work how does your skin magically grow back together? Why do people have experiences with angels and demons and have near death experiences?
14. 2018-10-10 at 5:21 AM UTC

    #74
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    you've totally convinced me, how does my skin heal wow it's JESUS thanks I'm a bvveliever now
15. 2018-10-10 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #75
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm at booth four at FRAN's. waiting on you
16. 2018-10-10 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #76
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    You're a very stubborn man, but we will see you then. But until then I'm lighting a candle for you
17. 2018-10-10 at 5:34 AM UTC

    #77
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're a very stubborn man, but we will see you then. But until then I'm lighting a candle for you

    
    I light a candle, place it up o n the mantle, grab a knife by the blad and stab you with tfucking handle.
    
    Bill Krozby we're all electric beimngs, which the bible doesn't say at all, so the bible is fake
18. 2018-10-12 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #78
    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]

    Originally posted by Ughhu No worship whateveryou want just keep it to yourself. Satan is just as real as Jesus I just like that the concept of it angers his peeps

    
    It was just a random question. what people want to worship isn't my call.
19. 2018-10-12 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #79
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sorry but not sorry fam

    
    youre so adorable when you discover a new saying and use it relentlessly to the point of over use.
20. 2018-10-12 at 3:16 AM UTC

    #80
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This is a pretty good thread
    
    I'm literally thinking of going to church on Sunday to see what all the fuss is about. If I do I'll make a thread about it. I read the bible and it's actually a really good book 9/10 would murder to espouse it's virtues
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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