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If somebody farted in a courtroom, would it be in the transcripts?

  1. 2018-10-05 at 12:18 AM UTC
    #1
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ?
  2. 2018-10-05 at 2:18 AM UTC
    #2
    CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL!

    Order in the court
  3. 2018-10-05 at 2:24 AM UTC
    #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    there are no transcripts anymore. its all recorded digitally.
  4. 2018-10-05 at 2:35 AM UTC
    #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *farts an SBD*

    *looks around*

    *smiles ominously*
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  5. 2018-10-05 at 2:55 AM UTC
    #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ *farts an SBD*

    *looks around*

    *smiles ominously*

    youre an idiot
  6. 2018-10-05 at 2:58 AM UTC
    #6
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ *farts an SBD*

    *looks around*

    *smiles ominously*


    LMFAO! @ smiles ominously
  7. 2018-10-05 at 3:05 AM UTC
    #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *courtroom collectively PEWWWSSS*

    TEE HEE oopsy daisy

    *gets sentenced to life*

    :(
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  8. 2018-10-05 at 3:06 AM UTC
    #8
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Omfg wth 😂😂😂

    LOL!@oopsy daisy
  9. 2018-10-05 at 3:10 AM UTC
    #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God damn you must smoke some good ass weed. Jesus fucking christ.
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  10. 2018-10-05 at 4:05 AM UTC
    #10
    CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL!!

    I can’t lie and say it isn’t, because it certainly is ..

    Your honor, exhibit (A)
    * brings out bag of weed sit it on table*


    I rest my case your honor
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  11. 2018-10-05 at 9:12 AM UTC
    #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yes, and it would appear on the transcript as Ppffffssssszzzthh.
  12. 2018-10-05 at 11:56 AM UTC
    #12
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    District Attorney: "And so, you can see, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, why it's imperative that you find him-"

    Public Man In Audience: "PFFFTTHHHHHHHHURRRRRRRRRRRRRTHKTHKTHKTHKWEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee"
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  13. 2018-10-05 at 2:47 PM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And when he’s done the DA goes to talk again and he lets out another little one. The jury finds the defendant not guilty and days later the farting man goes missing. When they find his body his butthole has been raped and taped shut.
  14. 2018-10-05 at 2:52 PM UTC
    #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ohfralala And when he’s done the DA goes to talk again and he lets out another little one. The jury finds the defendant not guilty and days later the farting man goes missing. When they find his body his butthole has been raped and taped shut.

    The prosecution never lets a good butthole go to waste.
  15. 2018-10-05 at 5:49 PM UTC
    #15
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Only if someone comments on it.
  16. 2018-10-05 at 6:19 PM UTC
    #16
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Another question... would the farter be held in contempt? If it was distruotive and the judge thought it was on purpose...
  17. 2018-10-05 at 6:20 PM UTC
    #17
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Item 9 Another question… would the farter be held in contempt? If it was distruotive and the judge thought it was on purpose…

    If it was really loud or really squeaky or especially rotten, yes.
  18. 2018-10-05 at 6:21 PM UTC
    #18
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Probably a small fine to pay.
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