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  1. #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Aldra knows where it is.
  2. #42
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Donald Bumped it but it's down.
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala You need to go to a local retirement home. Scoop up the cutest resident. Take her to the health department. Get her tested. Plow her and quit being an overgrown pussy.

    Also your mother fucked mallards.

    which one does your grandfather live in.

    im not taking him to get anywhere. he can roll his wheelchair to the proctologist himself to get his orifices sewn back up.

    im going to call your name when i orgasm into his transverse colon.
  4. #44
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You're a homosexual.
  5. #45
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † I also just remembered that Finnus is a germaphobe that likes to put small animals in vaginas. He's legit fucked in the head.

    small.

    thats funny.
  6. #46
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † You're a homosexual.

    youre my bitch
  7. #47
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Yes, it is very much a turn on to have my husband cum in me, and I really, really don't like that seed to be spilled. I really don't think I could fully enjoy the act if I didn't have him cum in me, as I hate condoms, and who wants to pull out? I did have some health issues with my first copper IUD, but the second one seems to be doing find, placed right, and otherwise not causing issues. I would definitely recommend it as a birth control option. They're also good for 10 years, and can be replaced in that time too. I've had a lot of issues with hormonal forms of birth control and hate condoms, so it boils down to this. Sure, it is pretty painful at first, but after a while it goes away. A lot of woman say it doesn't hurt at all beyond mild discomfort while back in placed,but for me it was a few weeks of pretty bad discomfort, and them it slowly tapered until it's unnoticeable by about the second or third month. Get your bitch to get an IUD and you can cum without fear. It's not hormonal, it's a 5minute procedure you can get done almost any where that deals with birth control (planned parenthood, for example), and it last for a decade, (probably longer, but that's what the fda approved it for) and you can't forget to use it. It's success rate is higher than the pill too.
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  8. #48
    filtration African Astronaut
    This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
  9. #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yes, it is very much a turn on to have my husband cum in me, and I really, really don't like that seed to be spilled. I really don't think I could fully enjoy the act if I didn't have him cum in me, as I hate condoms, and who wants to pull out? I did have some health issues with my first copper IUD, but the second one seems to be doing find, placed right, and otherwise not causing issues. I would definitely recommend it as a birth control option. They're also good for 10 years, and can be replaced in that time too. I've had a lot of issues with hormonal forms of birth control and hate condoms, so it boils down to this. Sure, it is pretty painful at first, but after a while it goes away. A lot of woman say it doesn't hurt at all beyond mild discomfort while back in placed,but for me it was a few weeks of pretty bad discomfort, and them it slowly tapered until it's unnoticeable by about the second or third month. Get your bitch to get an IUD and you can cum without fear. It's not hormonal, it's a 5minute procedure you can get done almost any where that deals with birth control (planned parenthood, for example), and it last for a decade, (probably longer, but that's what the fda approved it for) and you can't forget to use it. It's success rate is higher than the pill too.


    when youre getting torpedoed in your tailpipe do you prefer a pull-out or a full-on dick discharge into your dooper.
  10. #50
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by filtration I love nutting in pussy, the fact I could knock them up adds to my pleasure… Unfortunaly for 10 years raw dogging 40+ girls, I'm starting to think my balls don't work.

    you cant get a cat pregnant.
  11. #51
    Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    Originally posted by infinityshock no, i have zero experience with microbiology. none at all. i dont know anything about disease vectors…the assorted viral, bacteriological, parasitical infections…none of that stuff. i also have no idea about birth control being anything less than 100% reliable and infallible. i havent made it to 88 years old without dipping my dick in anything and not catching anything, giving anything, or creating anything. nope. not here.

    you stupid niggerloving walking jock itch pandemic with so many new and undiscovered diseases festering in the deepest crevices or your orifices youre going to get your very own chapter in some medical journal.

    now stfu and post nude selfies for me to fap to. safely and with zero chance of unintentional pregnancy or STD transmission.

    Sounds like someone is a virgin. 88 or maybe 18. Either way still sad. Once you have actually had sex you will understand what the OP is talking about
  12. #52
    Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    Originally posted by infinityshock no, i have zero experience with microbiology. none at all. i dont know anything about disease vectors…the assorted viral, bacteriological, parasitical infections…none of that stuff. i also have no idea about birth control being anything less than 100% reliable and infallible. i havent made it to 88 years old without dipping my dick in anything and not catching anything, giving anything, or creating anything. nope. not here

    now stfu and post nude selfies for me to fap to. safely and with zero chance of unintentional pregnancy or STD transmission.

    Sounds like someone is a virgin. 88 or maybe 18. Either way still sad. Once you have actually had sex you will understand what the OP is talking about
  13. #53
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sevn Sounds like someone is a virgin. 88 or maybe 18. Either way still sad. Once you have actually had sex you will understand what the OP is talking about

    im saving my virginity for someone special

    you and your asshole.
  14. #54
    Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    Originally posted by infinityshock im saving my virginity for someone special

    you and your asshole.

    More like your left hand then the right one
  15. #55
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    **then**
  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cupocheer **then**

    your an idiot
  17. #57
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by infinityshock your an idiot

    *you're* muah
  18. #58
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cupocheer *you're* muah

    use youre mouth and suck my cock until your blue in the face, faggot
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