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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    As a man, raw-dog sex that ends with me filling the hole is top-tier. There is no other better outcome. The very realization that I'm going to, it intoxicating in and of itself. Do you ladies feel the same? When you know he is about to cum, and you make that last second decision to not get off his dick as you RIDE IT, rather, you just grind it HARDER. Or when you're bent over and getting PLOWED from behind, he motions to pull out and cum on your asshole, but you reach under, grabbing his pulsating, blood-filled dick, and RAM IT BACK IN YOU and push back on it rapidly? Does the idea of getting FILLED UP offer some sexual excitement by itself?

    Share, discuss, fuck you.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    because catching new and exciting diseases with no cure then spending 18 years paying child support for the same exact end-result that can be accomplished by fapping to assorted free porn online is what everyone considers a good time.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock because catching new and exciting diseases with no cure then spending 18 years paying child support for the same exact end-result that can be accomplished by fapping to assorted free porn online is what everyone considers a good time.

    Well, I mean, if she was on birth control or was a die-hard Abortionist, you need not worry.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock because catching new and exciting diseases with no cure then spending 18 years paying child support for the same exact end-result that can be accomplished by fapping to assorted free porn online is what everyone considers a good time.

    there are natural means of controlling birth, you know.
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    After ages of asking girls out and working for it, nothing feels better than putting the sperm where it belongs.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Well, I mean, if she was on birth control or was a die-hard Abortionist, you need not worry.

    because BC prevents rare and as-yet undiscovered tropical diseases.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there are natural means of controlling birth, you know.

    unfortunately your progenitor failed at all of them
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock because BC prevents rare and as-yet undiscovered tropical diseases.

    Uggghhhh. I guess I have to explain it to you.

    Naturally, unless you're a hardcore gross shitbag, you wouldn't be raw-dogging some random. The raw-dogging I am referring to, is one with someone you know and trust, on a sexual level. You're COMFORTABLE with them, but maybe you both don't want kids. Ever. Still, the desire to creampie is overwhelming.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    This thread, although the title explicitly requested it, is lacking female input. Where is ohfralala?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ima gril who just lives for dik I will take whatever I get it's ttly the man's choice I'm just happy 2 b involves lols
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    Sorry I had to go masturbate after reading OP. Yes, creampies are ideal.

    Originally posted by infinityshock because catching new and exciting diseases with no cure then spending 18 years paying child support for the same exact end-result that can be accomplished by fapping to assorted free porn online is what everyone considers a good time.

    Could you be anymore of a hardcore faggot? Have you never been married or in a relationship? Do you understand birth control and STD testing? Of course you fucking don’t. You are an idiot who can only get off to gay internet nigger porn.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Uggghhhh. I guess I have to explain it to you.

    Naturally, unless you're a hardcore gross shitbag, you wouldn't be raw-dogging some random. The raw-dogging I am referring to, is one with someone you know and trust, on a sexual level. You're COMFORTABLE with them, but maybe you both don't want kids. Ever. Still, the desire to creampie is overwhelming.

    thats a brilliant plan. perfectly thought out and flawless.

    what could go wrong.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats a brilliant plan. perfectly thought out and flawless.

    what could go wrong.

    You just gonna let ohfralala diss you like that?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala Sorry I had to go masturbate after reading OP. Yes, creampies are ideal.



    Could you be anymore of a hardcore faggot? Have you never been married or in a relationship? Do you understand birth control and STD testing? Of course you fucking don’t. You are an idiot who can only get off to gay internet nigger porn.

    no, i have zero experience with microbiology. none at all. i dont know anything about disease vectors...the assorted viral, bacteriological, parasitical infections...none of that stuff. i also have no idea about birth control being anything less than 100% reliable and infallible. i havent made it to 88 years old without dipping my dick in anything and not catching anything, giving anything, or creating anything. nope. not here.

    you stupid niggerloving walking jock itch pandemic with so many new and undiscovered diseases festering in the deepest crevices or your orifices youre going to get your very own chapter in some medical journal.

    now stfu and post nude selfies for me to fap to. safely and with zero chance of unintentional pregnancy or STD transmission.
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    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    yes ..
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace This thread, although the title explicitly requested it, is lacking female input. Where is ohfralala?

    busy running a train on a gang of homeless niggers...without using a rubber...and taking every drop of that nigger sack-sauce into whatever orifice the dirty-dick blows into.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by infinityshock because catching new and exciting diseases with no cure then spending 18 years paying child support for the same exact end-result that can be accomplished by fapping to assorted free porn online is what everyone considers a good time.

    Sex with you must be so incredibly bad and boring.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mewsik yes ..

    pics or it didnt happen
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † Sex with you must be so incredibly bad and boring.

    bring your pretty little asshole over here and you can find out for yourself.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace You just gonna let ohfralala diss you like that?

    if by 'diss' you mean advertising to the entire world what a dirty, filthy, unterbottom bug-chaser it is...
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